The Weird Corner

A collection of "How did I end up here?" moments and other things I love.

[mynameisnotlizz]

And the first few months of 2017, for good measure

[mynameisnotlizz]

2016 selfie dump part 2 (because 2016 was a year of self love and therefore more selfies)

[mynameisnotlizz]

2016 selfie dump (a few months late)

[im-melancholic]

The most disappointing thing about the transition from 2016 to 2017 was when Rod Serling didn’t show up to explain the moral of this episode of the twilight zone

[sparklejamesysparkle]

“I’m a tough old broad from Brooklyn. Don’t try to make me into something I’m not. If you want someone to tiptoe down the staircase in crinoline and politely ask where the cattle went, get another girl.” -Barbara Stanwyck

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking wh*re.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[thursday]

[dundermifflinscranton]

[aarronoconner]

[v3lv3t3lvis]

a very informational flowchart

[obviousplant]

Don’t forget!

[always-a-pleasure]

LOTR 30 days challenge | day 30: favorite quote “A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something.”

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

[undercovertacobell]

somewhere in the United States right now is the first woman president. she is watching this unfold and she is making plans. 

[supersonicart]

Olly Moss’s Harry Potter.

Olly Moss surprised everyone and is currently doing a timed release of these new, official, Harry Potter illustrations.  They’re only available until October 25th, 2016.  Check them out!

[lethbian]

hmmmm……

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

The Cask Of Amontillado (1846)

[thesylverlining]

I’m not sure why this particular work of Edgar Allen Poe is becoming a meme now, 170 years later, but I’m kind of glad it is

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[slimetony]

I hate count dicku and his shit bike

[risarodil]

#Letters4Ham: Hand-lettered Lyric Posters

I don’t think I’ve ever been THIS obsessed with a musical before. I’ve looped the album in full blast for 4 months straight and rapped along like there’s no tomorrow. I originally planned this series to just be a 5-poster set but I got carried away and made 11 more. The lyrics, the beat, and the overall message are all so well blended together into one powerful masterpiece. Lin, you are a national treasure. 

Also, if you want to win a free 12x17 poster OR 4x6 cards with designs of your choice from any of the above, I’m holding a giveaway here until October 29!

pri•nts // shirts