Smells like grease and regret.

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[mynameisntburgerpants]

so like, i’m not gonna pretend i’m bringing this blog back for REALSIES, but i won’t lie: it’s nice to see y’all around.

if i did bring it back, i’d have to rebrand because my muse for jon has just gone in such a different direction since i started rping on discord instead and i’d either have to make him a blog and explain all that’s gone on there, or just make a new burgerpants from scratch, or hit the reset button for the bazillionth time on this version of jon, and…yeah.

enjoyed the hell out of deltarune chapter 2 though! finished it front to back. i would take a bullet for noelle and susie and kris, and i’m not touching the “weird route” with a 10 foot pole.

[mynameisntburgerpants]

also PM/ask to exchange discords if we don’t have each other already.

[mynameisntburgerpants]

so like, i’m not gonna pretend i’m bringing this blog back for REALSIES, but i won’t lie: it’s nice to see y’all around.

if i did bring it back, i’d have to rebrand because my muse for jon has just gone in such a different direction since i started rping on discord instead and i’d either have to make him a blog and explain all that’s gone on there, or just make a new burgerpants from scratch, or hit the reset button for the bazillionth time on this version of jon, and...yeah.

enjoyed the hell out of deltarune chapter 2 though! finished it front to back. i would take a bullet for noelle and susie and kris, and i’m not touching the “weird route” with a 10 foot pole.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mynameisntburgerpants]

 * It’s that time between Gyftmas and the new year! You know what that means!

 * You can commit any crime and it won’t be illegal!

 * I’m gonna slice a loaf of bread horizontally! Crimes!!!!

[greensweaterroyalty]

 * You know that is not actually illegal, right?

[mynameisntburgerpants]

 * Exactly! Santa can’t judge me now!

[wilwheaton]

[mynameisntburgerpants]

 * It’s that time between Gyftmas and the new year! You know what that means!

 * You can commit any crime and it won’t be illegal!

 * I’m gonna slice a loaf of bread horizontally! Crimes!!!!

[mynameisntburgerpants]

Bittersweet blogcanon (I don’t really call these headcanons anymore because this is EXCLUSIVELY THIS SPECIFIC INTERPRETATION and not just “this is what i think with the character as a whole”)

Jon’s birth mom never really allowed him to celebrate Christmas more than once–because he “wasn’t good enough” for fun times like that…

However, this also means that now that he can celebrate Gyftmas freely, he actively participates in something even better without being yelled at just for existing and having feelings at the wrong time of year–so Gyftmas is something he genuinely looks forward to each year

He does hate surface Christmas though–though less because of the bad taste his early childhood left in his mouth, and more because it just seems like a facsimilie of the holiday he knew and loved, corrupted by the ghost of capitalism–“YOU TOOK A GOOD THING AND RUINED IT IS WHAT YOU DID!” He’ll be damned if he lets you take away his eggnog, though.

He also unironically likes fruit cake, so make of that what you will.

[mynameisntburgerpants]

 * Catch me out carolling, belting this out at strangers.

[internmarce]

@mynameisntburgerpants Power wash the potato you coward.

[mynameisntburgerpants]

 * Don’t give my boss ideas.

[mynameisntburgerpants]

✎ When choosing a name for your muse, did you pick something special or meaningful in some way?

for jon: i just used a generator for irish-sounding names. i don’t know why irish in particular, but. there’s no special meaning behind it–at least not intentionally. for his parents: i named his dad after El Oscuro from rise of the triad, with “cameron” also tying into the darkness theme, while jon’s deadname and birth mom were meant to be light-themed, to highlight the expectation that jon would be a messiah to deliver the underground from sin. so his plain jane-ass chosen name contrasts with that! his adoptive parents got “jon” from the first part of jojo’s bizarre adventure.

for the dreemurrs: i liked the idea of chara’s name actually being short for “character” and gave that to them as something to be kind of “wtf were my parents smoking” about. “narcissus” comes from their rocky history with the multiverse: with how many people hate chara on sight, their first guess was that they must be the best possible version of themself to have not done the things that made people hate chara, but…after finding out such was not the case, they took up “narcissus” as a nickname to remind themself of their hubris. asriel’s “tiresias” nickname came shortly after, tying into the prophet from the myth of narcissus. sort of a siblingly “i told you so” sorta thing.

for sorlag: that’s literally just her canon name. that’s it lol

[oruksfall]

((i just realized i never opened the ask box for sorlag oh my god.))

[mynameisntburgerpants]

❝ ❞ Is it easy for you to write dialog for your muse? Do their speech patterns come naturally to you while writing?

tbh a lot of it is just stuff rolling off the tongue, but then i get self conscious about making sure i’m not projecting too much of myself onto the muses. i’ve staved this off on the discord server by having a bunch of muses in the chat that i feel can suit different microsituations without worrying too much about feeling like a particular muse is acting too far out of turn, but on here? it’s a little harder. it’s a little portion of why i haven’t been active on the blog for, like, a year.

[mynameisntburgerpants]

✼ When it comes to worldbuilding, what are some ideas you’d like to explore in rp?

honestly? i zero in on what partners/audiences seem to be interested in and run with them. sometimes stuff comes to me, but i think of myself as a people-pleaser first. i think that’s why i like the ask blog format a lot.

[mynameisntburgerpants]

† Do you portray your muse as religious? Why or why not? How does your own religion (or lack thereof) influence this?

jon is very much not religious, given his upbringing in the Sovereign Nation of His Blessed Monsters. kinda left a sour taste in his mouth. i myself am agnostic ooc and this is not a projection of any real religious trauma on my own part, and i don’t want it to come across as a condemnation of any religious beliefs on anyone else’s part, IC or OOC, but jon’s religious trauma is a pretty significant building block for his characterization.

[mynameisntburgerpants]

✄ What is an idea you originally had in mind for your muse, but ended up scrapping? Why?

at one point in his development, jon had a pair of prosthetic mettaton legs because of the microwave incident, but i never really did anything with that and decided to just scrap it because i couldn’t really do anything interesting with it

[ruadrisresources]

It’s Munday!

But some muns would still rather talk about their muses and blog canon than about themselves, so here’s a meme for the muns to answer in depth about their blogs/muses!

✄ What is an idea you originally had in mind for your muse, but ended up scrapping? Why?

† Do you portray your muse as religious? Why or why not? How does your own religion (or lack thereof) influence this?

☑ What is a plot idea you’re willing to play with virtually any partner? What makes that plot so special to you?

☒ Is there any sort of behavior towards your muse (ic or ooc) that you simply cannot stand?

✰ How did you decide your muse’s skills and talents? Do they relate to their occupation in some way?

Ⅶ If you have multiple blogs and/or muses, which one is your favorite? Why?

❉ What is a dream AU for you? If you haven’t done it yet, why not?

✎ When choosing a name for your muse, did you pick something special or meaningful in some way?

☺ If you have a faceclaim for your muse, why did you choose them? Are you satisfied with your fc, or would you rather find a different one?

♥ When it comes to shipping, what factors are absolutely necessary for a ship to develop?

❝ ❞ Is it easy for you to write dialog for your muse? Do their speech patterns come naturally to you while writing?

❀ What is a muse you want to play but haven’t? Why haven’t you played them yet?

✸ Tell us about any NPCs on your blog. Who are they to your muse? What do they contribute to your blog?

✑ Do you prefer writing OCs or canon characters? Why?

✼ When it comes to worldbuilding, what are some ideas you’d like to explore in rp?

◑ What is a side to your muse you want to show off, but haven’t had the chance to yet?

[ruadrisresources]

It’s Munday!

But some muns would still rather talk about their muses and blog canon than about themselves, so here’s a meme for the muns to answer in depth about their blogs/muses!

✄ What is an idea you originally had in mind for your muse, but ended up scrapping? Why?

† Do you portray your muse as religious? Why or why not? How does your own religion (or lack thereof) influence this?

☑ What is a plot idea you’re willing to play with virtually any partner? What makes that plot so special to you?

☒ Is there any sort of behavior towards your muse (ic or ooc) that you simply cannot stand?

✰ How did you decide your muse’s skills and talents? Do they relate to their occupation in some way?

Ⅶ If you have multiple blogs and/or muses, which one is your favorite? Why?

❉ What is a dream AU for you? If you haven’t done it yet, why not?

✎ When choosing a name for your muse, did you pick something special or meaningful in some way?

☺ If you have a faceclaim for your muse, why did you choose them? Are you satisfied with your fc, or would you rather find a different one?

♥ When it comes to shipping, what factors are absolutely necessary for a ship to develop?

❝ ❞ Is it easy for you to write dialog for your muse? Do their speech patterns come naturally to you while writing?

❀ What is a muse you want to play but haven’t? Why haven’t you played them yet?

✸ Tell us about any NPCs on your blog. Who are they to your muse? What do they contribute to your blog?

✑ Do you prefer writing OCs or canon characters? Why?

✼ When it comes to worldbuilding, what are some ideas you’d like to explore in rp?

◑ What is a side to your muse you want to show off, but haven’t had the chance to yet?