fav quotes from the live chat
2D: I mean, I was kidnapped by Murdoc.
Murdoc: Thatâs a bit strong.
2D: Well, it was strong, actually.
Murdoc: No! No, you knob-jockey!
Murdoc: My, eh, colleague here has been sort of, yâknow, exaggerating the whole thing. He begged me, he begged me to take him on. Yâknow? Itâs a charity thing, really.
2D: He ran me over in his car.
Murdoc: Okay, okay, the manâs trying to ask us questions.
2D: She came up to me and she â I thought she was gonna say something quite sort of, scary, but she said, âCan you hold my coat for me?â And I â I had two cups of orange juice in my hand, and I said, âI canât, I got â I got â look, I got two cups of orange juice. In my hand.â And then she just started hitting me with her handbag.
2D: It was my own fault. I shouldâve known, in my mind, I shouldâve had⊠I shouldâve put the orange juice down and just took her coat for her. That was really⊠really sort of short-sighted of me, really.
Murdoc: I resemble that statement!
2D: Yeah, you gotta be careful when you say âDonald Trumpâ, âcause he gets all panicking when you say things like that.
Murdoc: Donald? What happened to Donald, is he in? Is he in? Is he in??
2D: No, heâs not coming, youâre all right, youâre all right.
Murdoc: Oh, thank goodness.
Murdoc: [seizing uncontrollably]
Mistajam: Iâm not too sure what it is that youâre doing, 2D, but it seems to be working.
Russel: Rissel? You call me Rissel? Did you just call me Rissel? Donât call me Rissel.
Russel: Is there an echo over there? Are those two boneheads repeating what I say?
2D and Murdoc: [squabbling]
Mistajam: Is everything alright, guys?
2D: No, itâs alright, I lent him four pence six years ago and he still asks me for it.
Murdoc: I love a crisp. Would you like a, sort of, a crinkly one?
2D: He loves a crinkly one!
2D: Itâs nicer than Murdocâs world, itâs more like my world, which is a little bit more user-friendly, dâyou know what I mean?
Murdoc: Oh, thatâs a little bit harsh.
2D: Well, your world is not â loser-friendly â LOSER-friendly! Yours is LOSER-friendly.
2D: Ummm⊠Oh! Well, thatâs a good question, actually! Thank you for that great question. One of the skills that Iâve always wanted to hone⊠is that of⊠thatching.
Murdoc: Oh, well, I always thought it would be a meme, eventually. As I was stepping into the bath, I thought, âThis is gonna be a meme.â
2D: [about Cyborg Noodle] She texted me the other day, she said sheâs in Lincolnshire, sheâs bought a new bike.
2D: Sheâll be back soon.
Murdoc: Sheâll be back!
2D: When we do our live stuff, sheâs coming back to jam with us⊠on a bike.
Murdoc: [about the Geep] Who sold it?
Mistajam: Was it the record company?
Murdoc: Well, I think soâŠ
2D: [looks at the camera, pointing at himself, mouthing âMEâ]
Murdoc: âŠYou all right?
2D: I just â nah, I got a pain in my arm. Carry on.
Mistajam:Â âDoes Murdoc know how to twerk?â
Murdoc: Do â do I â do I know how to twerk? Have you⊠2D! Did you hear that? Do I know how to twerk?
2D: He does, he does know.
Murdoc: I was at the forefront of twerking.
2D: Itâll be alright in the end, and if itâs not alright, itâs not the end.
Murdoc: Best moment of my life, really, was when I met 2D.