fav quotes from the live chat
2D: I mean, I was kidnapped by Murdoc.
Murdoc: That’s a bit strong.
2D: Well, it was strong, actually.
Murdoc: No! No, you knob-jockey!
Murdoc: My, eh, colleague here has been sort of, y’know, exaggerating the whole thing. He begged me, he begged me to take him on. Y’know? It’s a charity thing, really.
2D: He ran me over in his car.
Murdoc: Okay, okay, the man’s trying to ask us questions.
2D: She came up to me and she – I thought she was gonna say something quite sort of, scary, but she said, “Can you hold my coat for me?” And I – I had two cups of orange juice in my hand, and I said, “I can’t, I got – I got – look, I got two cups of orange juice. In my hand.” And then she just started hitting me with her handbag.
2D: It was my own fault. I should’ve known, in my mind, I should’ve had… I should’ve put the orange juice down and just took her coat for her. That was really… really sort of short-sighted of me, really.
Murdoc: I resemble that statement!
2D: Yeah, you gotta be careful when you say “Donald Trump”, ‘cause he gets all panicking when you say things like that.
Murdoc: Donald? What happened to Donald, is he in? Is he in? Is he in??
2D: No, he’s not coming, you’re all right, you’re all right.
Murdoc: Oh, thank goodness.
Murdoc: [seizing uncontrollably]
Mistajam: I’m not too sure what it is that you’re doing, 2D, but it seems to be working.
Russel: Rissel? You call me Rissel? Did you just call me Rissel? Don’t call me Rissel.
Russel: Is there an echo over there? Are those two boneheads repeating what I say?
2D and Murdoc: [squabbling]
Mistajam: Is everything alright, guys?
2D: No, it’s alright, I lent him four pence six years ago and he still asks me for it.
Murdoc: I love a crisp. Would you like a, sort of, a crinkly one?
2D: He loves a crinkly one!
2D: It’s nicer than Murdoc’s world, it’s more like my world, which is a little bit more user-friendly, d’you know what I mean?
Murdoc: Oh, that’s a little bit harsh.
2D: Well, your world is not – loser-friendly – LOSER-friendly! Yours is LOSER-friendly.
2D: Ummm… Oh! Well, that’s a good question, actually! Thank you for that great question. One of the skills that I’ve always wanted to hone… is that of… thatching.
Murdoc: Oh, well, I always thought it would be a meme, eventually. As I was stepping into the bath, I thought, “This is gonna be a meme.”
2D: [about Cyborg Noodle] She texted me the other day, she said she’s in Lincolnshire, she’s bought a new bike.
2D: When we do our live stuff, she’s coming back to jam with us… on a bike.
Murdoc: [about the Geep] Who sold it?
Mistajam: Was it the record company?
Murdoc: Well, I think so…
2D: [looks at the camera, pointing at himself, mouthing “ME”]
2D: I just – nah, I got a pain in my arm. Carry on.
Mistajam: “Does Murdoc know how to twerk?”
Murdoc: Do – do I – do I know how to twerk? Have you… 2D! Did you hear that? Do I know how to twerk?
2D: He does, he does know.
Murdoc: I was at the forefront of twerking.
2D: It’ll be alright in the end, and if it’s not alright, it’s not the end.
Murdoc: Best moment of my life, really, was when I met 2D.