a terror to mankind @myosotisconvallaria - Tumblr Blog

meloncity

Jason has 99 problems and his father is all of them X

vicedice

Would you ever consider drawing any other BTD boys? I'd kinda love to see Sano in your style

this man stripped me of a loving relationship with his brother

mhaikkun

wrote it down and read it out hopin it would save me

sunny-salad-art

hey @electricpuke I’m in love with your kids!

sunny-salad-art

When your spouse says they want a divorce “out of nowhere”

akillerplant-blog

so…who broke it…

twoscooters-deactivated20181104

Problematic fav.

Character by @electricpuke from Boyfriend to death ;0

I love him okay

distinguishedbaloney

bonesonfire

YOU HAD MEAT

“𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜”

helaas--pindakaas

je ne give une fuck bitch!! je ne sais pas fuck and shit

sagaltesfaye-deactivated2014120

je ne parle frAncais BITCH!!!!!!!Je ne comprend pas! Eat mon ass

primrosetta

stop 👏 bashing 👏 loz 👏 ladies 👏

jewlsies

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

atlasri3ing

this made me cry I needed it so bad

rnizuka

zuzu~

puniper

does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like

wuffleton

I KNEW I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE AND THIS IS THE FIRST POST I FOUND EVEN RELATED TO IT ON GOOGLE. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF DIGGING THROUGH VINTAGE MEMES I FOUND IT.

neilcicierega

HERE’S MY PLAN TO PROMOTE CONDOM USE:

1. Create a cartoon, aimed at young children, where all the characters are adorable talking condoms. The cartoon is otherwise completely innocent and non-sexual, focusing on positive messages of friendship and caring.

2.

3. Now a bunch of grown men wanna fuck condoms