Blarg! A Kracken from the Sea

Courage, dear heart.

[may]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[dashinglydemure-blog]

That extra is kissing a horse on the face, and it is beautiful. 

[cosmic-rebirth]

[toastbutteregg]

[b0is]

[thetenderpassion]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises123-dea]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[abeerahk]

[luxgalador]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[soulcaine]

Lmao I love how she referred to her daughter as “the kid” 😂😂😂😂 that’s gonna be me as a parent

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[djpaulyd]

[lolwtfmemes]

[catchymemes]

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[bird-cannibalism]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

why do yall have to do this every time

[parrot-grass-deactivated2019012]

You know we have to

[familyfriendlycryingpoems]

[yesterdayspopcorn]