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27 | she/they

[countrygypsywt]

[arqueete]

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[8nin]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[hugevampiretits]

hes so real

[eebie]

[houndmother]

in what scientists are called “unprecedented” I just did laundry and then folded it and put it all the way on the same day.

[captain-paperclip]

[circlepatch]

I painted my keys and pocket contents for a local queer art show. I really love my new carabiner!

[blessyouhawkeye]

bar bathroom esnupi

[clubcope]

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[the-information-seeker]

I feel like the original Chinese ending is even funnier than the translation implies. My inexpert tweaks:

“Heterosexuality really is the most fragile type of sexual orientation in the world, in human history electric shock, detention, family coercion, campus and workplace bullying all were unable to change homosexuality to heterosexuality, but heterosexuals need only get a glimpse of homosexual information and movies and they can turn into homosexual”

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

old photo from my great grandparents family pics collection

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[meangirlnurse]

i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

[meangirlnurse]