One day soon...

not pro anything this is just my escape from reality. diagnosed borderline personality disorder and undiagnosed anorexia. my kik is always available xobridgetxo529 and it would be nice to follow my ugly face on instagram lipstick_stained_cigarettes love always bridget

[awwww-cute]

[unvainly]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

[share]

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

[mypathdowninsanity-blog]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[sobeitjayt]

[meme-meme]

[lolfactory]

[maverlok]

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

[deejohnes-deactivated20151107]

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

[maverlok]

hence:

[dontworrybecraycray]

Guys, some scientists just took a pic of the sun this month AND IT’S THE FREGGIN PUMPKIN MOON

HALLOWEEN IS HERE

ALL PREPARE FOR THE SKELETON WAR

THE PUMPKIN SUN IS WATCHING

[babyanimalposts]

[therelatableimages]

follow this hipster granny on tumblr, you won’t regret it

[daerren]

[gvmed-deactivated20170805]

*nearby lesbian laughter*

[girlfriendforants-deactivated20]

*muffled asexual snickering*

[casey-jane-lewis]

*conflicted pansexual noises*

[ridiculousinpiccadilly]

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

[starkenstone]

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

[nitwitsandthingamabobs-deactiva]

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

[varterral]

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

[search-the-castle-blog]

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

[particularscarf]

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

[jupitermelichios]

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

[-anch0rs-]

[thestroyer]

[dee-the-red-witch]

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

[actanonverbaus]

Drooling….

[victran-deactivated20160720]

legit

[drivehardandneverlift]

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

[jeremylawson]

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

Id fucks with it

[mypathdowninsanity-blog]

Tumblring on my phone

Mom: who are you texting?

Me: nobody

Mom: what are you doing then?

Me: nothing

[we-the-survivors]

We Are Survivors