Sad on the Inside, Bad on the Outside

Lil Miss 420; Enjoy my sad girl drabbles; enjoy my chill vibes

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[ruinedchildhood]

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[fluffyrabidkitten]

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

[surprisebitch]

drag them!

[3000gayteen]

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

[surprisebitch]

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

[hamhamclubhouse]

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

[surprisebitch]

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

[khangoftheworld]

I choked because of this

[pymdn-deactivated20221205]

I died at spussy and twinkbob

[californiadreamboy]

Stop putting this on my dash

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Is no one gonna say anything about this gay couple..

[harveyxspecter]

[gaymccarrol]

young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door

[bisexuanal]

Me to my 3 year old: now sweetheart I know Chase the police pup from the paw patrol seems nice but he is what we call a class traitor.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[aphony-cree]

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

[fuzipenguin]

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

[alisonzai]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

[a-trex]

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

[weedmemes42069]

I miss sleeping next to someone

[iamoutofideas]

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

[weedmemes42069]

I hate how fucking funny this is

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Evolution Posters made by lynxcollection

[sailorbrazil]

feeling myself

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

[blackqueerblog]

“Pit bulls are bred to fight” 

 Yeah fightin back my tears

[igglooaustralia]

[halharl-infigar]

This is so fuckin funny

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Where’s her Oscar?

[chalamet-x]

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

[empgonzo]

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

[ampervadasz]

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