Which TSW Character Should You Fight
Kirsten Geary: This woman joined the Illuminati by torture-murdering a bunch of lumie-wannabe cultists who were looking to Generic Horror Movie her, hunting down an Illuminati base, and told them about it to their faces. Also, she was straight up carrying mace, duct tape, and torture supplies when they grabbed her. Kirsten Geary would destroy you. Don’t fight Kirsten Geary.
Richard Sonnac: What the hell is your problem? Richard Sonnac is like a stern glass of sunshine. It’s like trying to fight someone’s really nice, like, older brother who buys pizza and doesn’t exactly give you a hard time when he picks you, his brother, and your friends up from some backfired mischief, but he does hand out life lessons. If Dicky S doesn’t whoop on you for trying to fight him, I will.
Bong Cha: How you gonna get past the monks, bro? Ignoring the difficulty of finding the Dragon’s Spiral, getting past the monks, the death traps (probably) and the gun-toting badasses, Bong Cha would be an easy fight. She’s smart, and good at her job, but she isn’t a possible serial killer like one of the faction reps on this lit. You could probably take Bong Cha in a fight. Watch out for creaky stairs and elevators in general for the rest of your life, tho.
Inbeda: HE IS A DEMON. A demon. I’ve fought demons, you say. Sure. But Inbeda is much worse. He knows about tv! He makes bad puns and ten year old CSI references! Don’t fight Inbeda, watch shitty movies with him and see what you two can get the mask to say. Besides, even if you do beat him, now Kirsten Geary is after you and she’s hard as fuck.
Gozen: You have fucked up now. Now you have fucked up. Remember all that stuff I said about Inbeda? Go look at it. I’ll wait. Now imagine someone who doesn’t even care. Imagine they have a katana, and look like every other woman in her family line. That’s all pretty suspicious, isn’t it? Don’t fight Gozen, she’ll do that thing where she runs past you and you think you’re alright and then the screen will flash red and you’ll fall in half. Drink tea with Gozen, instead. Enjoy a delicious meal from Akashi. Don’t fight Gozen.
Daimon Kiyota: Fight Daimon Kiyota. If he doesn’t see it coming, you’ll wipe the godamn floor with him. If he does see it coming, there’s a chance he’ll appreciate your audacity and you’ll have forged a bond stronger than anything.
Samuel Chandra: He has been at his work for much longer than you. Do not fight Samuel Chandra.
John Wolf: Remember when you’re fighting Beaumont’s filth wolf and it’s kicking your ass and this normal-godamn-human saves you? You, the immortal warrior? Do NOT fight John Wolf under any circumstances. Listen to him tell kind of sad, kind of inspiring stories instead.
Nassir: Fight Nassir under the same intentions as Daimon Kiyota, with the same warning as John Wolf. This is a normal human who fights Jinn incursions and filth cultists for his life’s work. But if you do fight him in a good-natured brawl, you’ve got a friend for life. Fight Nassir with the intent to lose and drink with him afterward.
Carter: I’ll fight you myself if you try to fight Carter. Also, she’s probably the strongest human mage in the game and is always, always, covered in blood. Its not her blood. I’m not saying you’d lose, but I am saying you should maybe go apologize for thinking about fighting her. Just in case.
Lilith: On the one hand, if you try to fight Lilith she is going to beat you. On the other hand, you don’t have to beat her, you just have to delay her.
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