i gotta be on my own

Jazz Hello, it's a message from the s t a r sShe/her & Ve/vir

[kuttithevangu]

LGBT culture is being in your twenties and wishing you had the resources to foster five teenagers

[the-artificem]

shut up this is literally every lesbian in this site

[sookheehideko-deactivated202007]

when sookhee destroyed the library for hideko in the handmaiden (2016) dir. park chan wook > every hetero movie every made 

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[poinsciuri]

no more discourse. from now on we just walk ten paces apart and try to shoot each other

[deactivated-blog]

ocean on the go

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

its aquarius season my ducklings… let’s get weird.. get odd.. just a lil freaky freaky..

[levlyb]

The aesthetic cult of ladylike fragility and delicate beauty… obliged women to “kill” themselves into art objects: slim, pale, passive beings whose “charms” eerily recalled the snowy, porcelain immobility of the dead.

in ‘The Madwoman in the Attic’ - Sandra Gilbert and Susan Gubar   (via loveage-moondream)

[chizurusasaki]

today the guy giving me the boarding pass @ the airport asked me if iw as traveling alone + how old i was

n i was like 20 and he kinda scoffed then he looked in my passport and was like ‘oh....she rly is 20......she looks so small....’ and the point of this is

anyone who speaks 2 me w/o a warrant owes me 100 USD

[murhuedur]

[pinklemonadelesbians]

lesbians = lovely 💟

bi girls = beautiful 💖

pan girls = perfect 💗

[pixiedropsacid]

Ok but so are straight girls irrelevant? Bit rude.

[pinklemonadelesbians]

whats a straight girl

[pixiedropsacid]

Girls who like guys

[pinklemonadelesbians]

i don’t get it??

[chizurusasaki]

me: hoenstly i want shows that talk more about adults than teenagers rn....i just cant relate to the Teens (TM) tht much anymore

show: focuses on parents rather than their teens/kids

me: wtf.....what is this......its so boring.......................bring back the teens

[chizurusasaki]

the signs as characters from the good place

aries: shawn

taurus: chidi

gemini: gunnar

cancer: gayle

leo: eleanor

virgo: bad janet

libra: janet

scorpio: michael

sagittarius: vicky

capricorn: tahani

aquarius: derek

pisces: jason

[montygreen]

THE GOOD PLACE MEME › [2/7 characters] Chidi Anagonye. ↳ “So, we are in The Bad Place and I know why, almond milk. I knew it was bad for the environment but I loved the way it coated my tongue with a weird film.”

[amanitacaplan]

1.13 | 2.01

[navyasarchive-deactivated201905]

listen we got two flavors of white lgbt dialect on here. 

we got the bland one: uwu lsdjf sldj slfj i’m so oo gay??? uwu soft…. i want to be surrounded by flowers…. h-hewwo?? i’m sowwy….. pwease love me ;;

and we got the spicy one: i’m big kin with sufjan stevens skating in the park. i want to get rawed by 500 cryptids and fuck my big orc significant other behind my house. 

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

the unholy child of both: …. shhsak….. i’m bbig kin w sufjan stevens??? skating in tthe park uwu….. i w-want to get rawed by 500 cryptisd and….; ffuck my big orc s/o behind my house .. .. x pqowiwo… ;;

[zangief]

[eldritchbisexual]

when mads hasnt replied to the goodnight text you sent before you fell asleep