Fat animals make my world go round

I have so many pillows and it's nice

[actualdogvines]

[trenchcoats-anonymous-deactivat]

*skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter*

RUH RUH RUH RUH

*skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter*

[willow]

I’m the skitters

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if you were a drink what would you be

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

[emmaupland]

I am amazed

[internetforensics]

tag yourself i’m tumblr post about ghostbusters as fireable offense

[officecyborg]

I’m “ghostbusters discourse is why people your age can’t vote”

[greatfay]

I’m the “those goddam femin azis” guy who tried to outplay a 15-year-old

[nouveauricheprincess-blog]

shawty got the applebottom jeans, the boots with the fur, the breastplate of iron +10 with the +25% fire resist enchantment

[xx-raespexx-deactivated20170630]

the whole guild was looking at her

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[felicitysmoak-archived]

What’s the “S” stand for?

[rouencathedral]

#batman voice: it stands for stupid

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

[dalfon-deactivated20150727]

two of them

two of them

[myriacanthic]

anxiety: beware

me: ?? can u be more specific

anxiety: :)

[mostlycatsmostly]

[luv-mess]

i think i just fell in love ohhh my 😍 

[burntlashes]

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

[rhaenyratheecruel]

I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name

[hello2246164345-deact]

“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

[hogwartskidsproblems]

[tmof]

[sunalwaysshining-deactivated201]

I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.