Surrounded by Clowns

Mostly reblogs and the occasional art.

[bloo-the-dragon]

Welcome to my blog where i come to chill and reblog things i like and stuff. (Occasionally i'll throw some art or writing here too)

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Fnaf SB (dca) AUs:

- Jester Bots and Dragons (post SB random shenanagins with Sun, Moon and Bloodmoon (sona))

- Celestial Merfolk (Mer/Siren Sun, Moon and Bloodmoon (sona))

- Solar Bugs and Lunar Slugs (Fairy AU with Slug Moon and Butterfly Sun and a gardener Y/N.)

SAMS AUs (these do not follow the show’s plots and are more based in the fnaf universe):

- Runaways AU (Solar and Lunar are dca prototypes on the run. Solar is referred to as ‘Eclipse’ in this au, because i made the au when he was still ‘Nice Eclipse’.)

- Sams mer AU (Eclipse is a fisherman and Ruin is a mer he rescued and becomes a qpr with.)

- Comfort Idiots AU (Eclipse, Sun, Solar and Ruin are roommates and also a qpr polycule. A more adult oriented au due to suggestive themes.)

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My OC stuff!

Currently still very much in concept, but this is my tag for my three main oc’s (Nebula a giant hydra dragon, Rainbow a computer robot and Milky Way a small robot doll) - i’m playing around with them behind the scenes and i hope to share more them of someday!

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DO NOT REPOST MY ART ONTO OTHER WEBSITES. (Reblogs on tumblr are fine though! Encouraged even!) 

DO NOT USE MY ART OR FICS IN AI CHAT OR ANY AI IN GENERAL.

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Current main fandom:

- Fnaf Security Breach (specifically those two jesters)

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Every time I see a Season Greasons post, I can’t help but wonder how many people actually know that image is from Man After Man and is supposed to be future evolved humans killing each other for food

[amingethia]

I’m sorry please elaborate what is Man After Man

And why are the evolved humans so hairy

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Man After Man is a book by Dougal Dixon on the speculative evolution of man after climate change, genetic engineering, and environmental collapse leads to the engineering of new human species to fill those biological niches, which then goes completely wild when society totally collapses and evolution runs wild.

As for why they’re so hairy? To survive in the freezing tundra. Why are they in the tundra? No idea. New human subspecies are created seemingly just to exist. However, be glad that they are hairy cause it’s the non hairy ones that are really horrifying.

Like the aquatics…

Or the space avocados Vacuumorph who were engineered to build spaceships for the elite…

Or these fucked up horsed people…

[amingethia]

I got this far down the rabbit hole. Might as well dive deeper.

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Goddamnit. Why did I even mention those? I don't want to be known as the Man After Man tumblr 🤦

Well you know the guys from the meme?

Well over the course of Two million years, they eventually go from that to this...

Yep, the hunters have now become literal Parasites who feast off the blood and fat of the now massive and hairless tundra walker Hosts

But it doesn't end there. You remember how it was mention that there were spaceships being built? Well those humans eventually return to Earth after several million years. And do you want to guess what they do?

This...

They turn the Hosts into this, massive immobile mountains of flesh harvested for meat as quickly as it grows.

So yeah, that's what the Season Greasons meme is all conected to and I am angry that knowledge of this takes up actual space in my brain

[nonbinary-bosmer]

This time of year, it’s important to remember the story behind a classic holiday image.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

FYI, Philip Hood is the artist behind all the illustrations in Man After Man.

[catchymemes]

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[segamascott]

[otteroflore]

alright everyone is being sassy but nobody has brought up the actual reason why scientists are interested in the titanic in the notes

Per wikipedia:

The Titanic was made of steel, presumably to resist corrosion (i mean. thats why boats are made of steel i assume) but even when iron/steel rusts people did not expect to find like. decomposition. bacteria are EATING the titanic.

and there's wood furniture from the titanic that isn't decaying. hell, there are wood ships at the bottom of the ocean that archaeologists study. so the expectation people have for the titanic is not that the steel would decompose at the bottom of the ocean. Even in 100 years, since there are much more ancient preserved wooden ships iirc.

(im not particularly knowledgeable about ships, i just had heard about the science going on around the titanic so i wanted to clarify that on this post for people)

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[sailor-arashi]

The Titanic is an exceptionally weird whalefall basically.

[claraschaos]

Not a marine biologist but biologist enough to weigh in on this. The reason we have iron eating bacteria but not wood eating bacteria at the bottom of the ocean is simple. Hydrothermal vents release a cocktail of different mineral ores into the ocean. And bacteria and other organisms evolved alongside those so they evolved to digest these, like iron or other metal ores

Wood however does not exist at the bottom of the ocean since it basically never sinks down, even when logs are flushed out into the ocean they basically never end up at the ocean floor. So there's no bacteria that evolved to decompose lignin, which is already complex enough to decompose on the surface. And that's why wooden ships or the furniture on the Titanic stay intact for hundreds of years or longer.

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

Okay, but I remember reading a magazine stating that the titanic would basically be gone by now because of the rust eating the ship.

The sister ship HMHS Britannic is still perfectly preserved because of the way it sank, and partly in due to the coral that has grown around it keeping the structure in tact I believe was the reason.

[theminingdwarf]

Coral acting like a living fossil specifically for sunken ships is the coolest thing I've ever heard

[kyraneko]

So lemme get this straight, the Titanic is a whalefall, the Britannic is a biological mummy, and all the wood ships that sink into the deep ocean are preserved incorrupt because nothing can eat them.

Zombie, mummy, lich, respectively.

[sexchangedotcom]

the world famous detective is a real and endangered species and the only one left in the wild is hbomberguy

[chrissyjoshys]

"whats your favourite genre of music" songs that i like. it's pretty cool every single song in that genre is one that i like

[targetedknowledge]

[ravangie]

Being completely oblivious to celebrity culture and social media trends is so freeing 10 out 10 would recommend

[jadeseadragon]

when the sun gets caught in a tree’s web 🌅 Credit @eric66699999

[animentality]

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[erisluna35]

I felt bad for Beth. Had to include her.

[briarwoodtree]

i don't know who needs to hear this but sometimes you don't need a partner you just need more friends who aren't complete pieces of shit

[msmc101]

GROND

GROND

[vullen]

slippery wood floor

[cityelf]

this poem is about being nonbinary.

[thepastisaroadmap]

[Image description: a poem written like a text game, with alternating prompts and responses.

There is a werewolf in the town.

Is that bad?

There is a werewolf in the town.

I'll take that as a yes.

How do you suggest we resolve this?

Well, what exactly is the issue?

There is a werewolf in the town.

Yes, okay, I heard you the first time. Is the problem that he is sometimes a wolf, or that he is sometimes a man?

A werewolf is a werewolf. How do you suggest we resolve this?

Work with me here.

The problem is that there is a werewolf.

What do you expect? Do you want me to un-make him? There are many men in the town, and a good number of domesticated wolves. What is the problem? That he was first a man, or first a wolf? Does that even matter? Why is the werewolf an issue?

He was first a man, and now he is a werewolf. There is a werewolf in the town.

Has he actually done anything wrong?

There is a werewolf in the town.

Was this forced upon him? Or did he choose to become a werewolf?

A werewolf is a werewolf.

I see. I think I understand now.

How do you suggest we resolve this problem?

You do not want there to be a werewolf in your town. As I see it there are three options. You could force him to pick between wolf and man, an agonizing divorce from his true being, simply so you do not have a werewolf in your town. You could force him from the town, which may come to be a blessing in the long run - for him, not you. Or you could allow him to integrate and accept that, in our society of men and wolves, there also live werewolves.

There is a werewolf in the town.

Yes, there is. Isn't that beautiful?

How do you suggest we resolve this?

I am beginning to believe that the werewolf is not the problem here.

End image description]

[chrysaliscreatorii]

I had some free time so I made this image of many of the DCA AUs I love. I couldn’t incluye ALL of them like Baby Moon and Dark Sun, 3 Sun's in a pod from SourTomato, Have you eaten? From CrabsnPersimmons along many others because I don’t think they would’ve fit the page.

And some because I genuinely don’t think I have the ability to draw them.

I did not realize until I made this drawing though that alot of the AUs I like are mers… I’ve never been like, a super fan of them, but I guess they are an exception? Either way, take this as an affectionate homage to this AUs.

Ps. As to WHY doodle Sun & Moon are so small… they are doodle sized lol

Criptid sun & moon - @random-tail

Cooking with Sun - @cursio-neptune

Ocean Symphony Fiasco - @melanirana

Aquarium - @oobbbear

Sams Mers - @bloo-the-dragon

Chibi Sun & Moon - @ririringo06