MYSOISM
[pt: Mysoism (in all caps) /end pt]
Mysoism is a fult / neoreligion led by I, the god of repulsion. Followers are called mysoists, or "followers of the filth."
What we stand for:
Everything that is repulsive
Radical acceptance
Being filthy in every way you can
[pt: What we stand for: everything that is repulsive, radical acceptance, being filthy in every way you can /end pt]
What you can do to join:
Do note that you might get sick from this.
Wear underwear consecutively for 5 days. Don't wash them, do use the bathroom with them on. [PS: Don't shower with them on, it washes away any filth. You can, but it's discouraged]
Light an odd number of candles near a [preferably dirty] toilet
Strip naked
Have sex with the toilet. Embrace it. Kiss it. Go wild
Pray to be accepted
Add the emoji combo ๐คฎ๐๐ซ or ๊ฎ๐ to your name or add the following sentence to your description or intro: "Filth is my god, I shall follow it till the end of time. We are all mysophiles by the hand of the lord, REPL."
Send an ask off anon saying that you have joined
[Optional] Add a link to this blog in your decription or intro
[PT: What you can do to join: (do note that yoy might get sick from this) Wear underwear consecutively for 5 days. Don't wash them, do use the bathroom with them on. [PS: Don't shower with them on, it washes away any filth. You can, but it's discouraged] 2. Light an odd number of candles near a [preferably dirty] toilet. 3. Strip naked. 4. Have sex with the toilet. Embrace it. Kiss it. Go wild. 5. Pray to be accepted. 6. Add the emoji combo [person vomiting, pray emoji, splat] or [honeycomb pattern with dots in the honeycombs, pray emoji] to your name or add the following sentence to your description or intro: "Filth is my god, I shall follow it till the end of time. We are all mysophiles by the hand of the lord, REPL." 7. Send an ask off anon saying that you have joined. 8. [Optional] Add a link to this blog in your decription or intro /end PT]
Flag:
[pt: flag /end pt]
Offerings
Anything filthy
Dirty underwear [dirty bras are fine if they're REALLY dirty]
Garbage
Moldy food
Cups of piss and / or shit
[pt: offerings: anything filthy, dirty underwear (dirty bras are fine if they are really dirty), garbage, moldy food, cups of piss and / or piss /end pt]
How to give me offerings
Find either a place with mud or a landfill
Light an odd number of candles at the location
Pray
If at a place with mud, sink the offering the deepest you can in the mud. If at a landfill, stuff the offering the deepest you can in a pile of trash
[pt: How to give me offerings: 1. Find a place with mud or a landfill. 2. Light a odd number of candles at the location. 3. Pray. 4. If at a place with mud, sink the offering the deepest you can in the mud. If at a landfill, stuff the offering the deepest you can in a pile of trash. /end pt]
Useful links
Tip to make your penis smell worse
Date locations
Rotmaxxing 101
Stinkmaxxing 101
The grungy lifestyle
[pt: useful links: tip to make your penis smell worse (link), date locations (link), rotmaxxing 101 (link), stinkmaxxing 101 (link), the grungy lifestyle (link) /end pt]
Symbols
Stained white roses, 2 rings [green, yellow] on the middle finger, dirty underwear [pt: symbols: stained white roses, 2 rings [green, yellow] on the middle finger, dirty underwear /end pt]
Attire
Attire is dirty underwear. The underwear specifically has to be dirty
For prayer, be completely naked
[pt: attire: attire is dirty underwear. The underwear specifically has to be dirty. For prayer, be completely naked /end pt]
last updated 20/04/26