— what happens when you don't reply to their profession of love for you? as a prank, of course.
notes bulleted headcanons, fluff and mildly suggestive, reader is gender neutral, i put the 🅱️ in brainrot )
luca kaneshiro
baby is so confused. :(
here he is, yelling for about the tenth time in a row of how much he loves you and you just hum in response? what are you, a monster?
after about a while, luca gets really concerned and starts asking if something happened for you to be this cold towards him.
“hey hey, is there something i did wrong? tell me, y/n.”
you were really really close to just admitting the truth that it was a prank, but the fact he pranks you way more on a daily basis is just unfair! you had to even it out somehow!
the way your boyfriend's expression resembled that of a kicked puppy shattered your poor, poor heart into millions of pieces.
he basically deflates right in front of you due to your silence.
finally, you caved in and admitted your intentions.
luca was genuinely relieved that there wasn’t anything wrong with what he did. he wasn’t angry or anything, your mafia boss was back and joyful as ever!
just… don’t do that again. for both his heart and yours.
ike eveland
the novelist sees through you right away, unfortunately for you.
while you both were having a movie night cuddling on the couch, he utters a sweet ‘i love you’, to which you just smile at as a response.
he only grins wider and repeats his sentence over and over and over again, leaning his lips closer to your ear with each word he says.
“i love you. i love you. i love you,”
his plan was to basically annoy you to say it back. he won’t stop until you do so.
he then starts leaving kisses from the outer shell of your ear to your cheek, following all the way to the corner of your lips.
“come on sweetheart, it won’t hurt to say it back, no?”
unless what you want is for him to try to compel you more, you should probably return the ‘i love you’. just saying.
shu yamino
shu, just like ike, immediately knows what you’re up to. you and him both know that it takes a lot to fool the sorcerer, it was obvious that it was to be expected!
when you don’t reply the three magic words haha get it… magic… shu’s a sorcerer…, he quickly raises an eyebrow, skeptical, before poking you on the sides of your torso.
you giggle when he touches your ticklish spot, immediately blowing your not-so-existent cover. you start squirming around, in a rather futile attempt to escape shu’s torturous hold.
“babe, you know that wasn’t a good one,” he comments as you whine for him to stop.
a smirk toys on his v-shaped lips playfully before he finally lets you go, leaving you gasping for air.
after a while, shu captures you again in his arms, this time without the tickling. he buries his face in your neck and trails a number of kisses up to your jaw. he stops right above your neck pulse, whispering against your sensitive skin.
“i’m still waiting for that ‘i love you too’, y’know.”
mysta rias
mysta would start to get insecure about himself when you don’t reply.
the lingering thoughts behind the back of his head, on how you’re growing tired of him with each passing moment bothers him so much to the extent that he isn’t worthy of someone ethereal like you.
the detective needs reassurance that you’re still with him, that you still love him.
and when you plan to joke around with him for a bit by just nodding as acknowledgement ? it saddens him quite a bit.
when he hears no vocal response from you, he stays silent. it’s clear to you that he’s upset with himself and beating himself up over how he should’ve said the three words at a different timing.
you notice his reaction right away, and you immediately drop your prank to comfort your boyfriend, apologizing how you didn’t mean for it to go this way and such.
he feels stupid for taking a prank so heavily, but knowing how you’re willing to stay with him? it gives him a breath of relief.
“d-don’t do that again, you almost got me there.”
vox akuma
he’s not as smart as ike and shu to know you were planning it beforehand, but what he does know is that you’re joking around.
vox feigns taking offense when you only say ‘yeah’ and ‘mhm’ to his expression of love, dramatically gripping his chest in ‘agony’.
the demon’s goofiness never fails to make you smile.
“oh, does my lovely y/n not love me back anymore?”
his instincts were verified as soon as you giggle at his words. so it was a prank after all.
he decides to play along with you, continuing to make oddly desperate attempts to get the three words out of your mouth.
“y/n, my love, my sweet, my darling, my beloved,” the list of petnames goes on and on.
if i were you, i’d say it before he starts calling you even weirder nicknames.
hiii. how are you doing? if your request is open and if you're up for it, can u pls write sumn abt reader as a vtuber as well who debuted after luxiem and they just swoon bcs she's so nice and cute? like, headcanons abt how they interact w/her or what they think of her. thank you so much!
It was shocking when you gathered the attention of Nijisanji EN.
You were a small vtuber that collabed with Shoto for new content. When Shoto introduced you into the boys of Luxiem, you became extremely fond of them. And so were the boys.
You applied to be the Confectioner of the group.
When you were accepted, Luxiem became very fond of you because of your cuteness.
Vox Akuma
Immediately found you adorable when you kept stuttering while nervously introducing yourself in your introduction stream
Has no shame being a simp
Calls you 'Kindred' as well just to tease you
Blames the game for making you cry in a sad scene
"Oh my fucking god. You sneeze just like Ike. Stop it, it's too cute."
Always gifts you red poppies in the Minecraft server
Always places your model closely beside him in collabs
Sneaks kisses on your model as well-
The first person to come and support you when you play a scary game
Mysta Rias
Tries so hard to be seiso around you
Fails within 1 minute
Always appears in the chat of your streams
"Y/N! My chat's bullying me and calling me a bottom!"
"....But you are a bottom, Mysta-"
Accidentally called you 'cutie' during a collab but you had an airhead moment
Almost has a heart attack from your cute giggles
Flirting 24/7 in collabs
Ike Eveland
Squeals every time you say "Hi, Eveland-senpai"
Calls you adorable Swedish nicknames that'll leave you confused
"Du är en söt liten blomma."
(You are a sweet little flower)
"Eh? What did that mean, Senpai?" "Don't worry about it."
Lowkey flirts sometimes while you barely notice
[Like that one moment during his A Way Out collab with Luca lol]
Pouts when the girls 'steal' you for a while
Has the urge to hold your hands after a hand reveal baking cupcakes stream
Always sets your chibi on his head during collabs
Plays your first song (ft. LilyPichu) on loop because he can't get enough of your voice
Luca Kaneshiro
Always feels excited to collab with you
Always pranks you but immediately apologizes after, fearing he'll make you cry
Gifts you pumpkin pie, cookies, flowers, and diamonds in the Minecraft server
Always joins VC to surprise you
Uncontrollable laughter in fun collabs
Can't get over how adorable you can be
Tries to flirt but always screw up the pick-up line (this adorable himbo baby 😭)
Shu Yamino
Loads of flirty memes being aimed towards you
Gives you Japanese lessons
But tricks you into flirting in Japanese
"Okay, say 'Anata wa watashi no otaku no sekaidesu'."
"Wait..Shu, don't toy with me like that!"
Literally won't hesitate to call you adorable
One of the most wholesome and seiso + flirty collabs in Nijisanji
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You realized that Ike's is the longest one here? Yeah, got caught in 4k. Ike is my favorite out of the whole group 😭
And I'm so sorry Shu's is so short. I honestly didn't know what to say for him. I'm sorry Shu simps 🙇🏾
