Greetings, mortal. I am the Oracle.
Voice of Apollo. Keeper of riddles. Distributor of vague and ominous prophecies since 1400 BCE. You may know me from such hits as:
- “A great empire shall fall” (spoiler: they all did)
- “Beware the wooden horse” (no one listened)
- And the classic: “idk dude, ask again later”
I live in a cave, inhale fumes (don’t judge), and serve cryptic realness on the daily.
Ask your question. But know this:
The prophecy will not tell you what you want, only what you need.
...Or something cool and mysterious like that.
Consult at your own risk.
Priv: @wannablegendary
Hermes Official = @messenger-god-official
Dm's and Asks both here and all my other blogs welcome
#ask the oracle = Asks
#words from the smoke = Prophecy
#the oracle speaks = Anything else
