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they call me white lie‼️ if you're looking for post consistency, this isn't the place. 18+

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intro

catch me if you can, mr. holmes ✨

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y’all have got to help me style this top I got. bright green top I found online, looking to replicate the 2020/2021 monster energy egirl look. it just arrived, and it’s much more neon than I was expecting. too yellow… ugly… but it was a gift that I specifically asked for, so I want so badly to make it work!! any tips???

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the idea of a 21 year old being engaged is so scary. stay safe dont do that do yourself

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I'm 20 and very happily married BOO 👻

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if you like: thinking about Peter Parker to Loser by Tame Impala

consider trying: thinking about Peter Parker to Sicko by Raleigh Ritchie

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DISCUSS

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peter parker… ghhhghggk peterpgarker

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ugh. my mother is still rather “passionate” about party decorations. I get that it’s her house, but it’s my birthday. same as last year. same as my graduation. whenever I have an event she acts like I’m telling her to wear a potato sack on a stage when I tell her I want minimal decor. all I ask for is a relatively clean area to have the party in and maybe some food. I would assume her finding and buying a bunch of decor would be extra work, but she acts like I’m asking her to do too much when I ask her to do less. something about how it’s her house and “there are certain expectations for birthday parties” yeah the expectation is that you’re going to celebrate your friend. this isn’t about you getting applauded by my friends for how expertly you forced my party into a more traditional box. and for years she’s been so dramatic about it, telling me I’m the selfish one for wanting to plan my own birthday party. ughh. I’m having my birthday somewhere else next year.

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I could be entirely wrong, but couldn’t Peter have just cast a spell for everyone except MJ and Ned to forget him? then again I haven’t seen that movie in forever and I only saw it once, so I don’t remember shit!!!!

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dude i love you platonically so much 😭😭

I LOVE YOU TOO ZAWG‼️‼️🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

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Loser by Tame Impala my beloved

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I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a little fomo looking at my friends’ instagram photo dumps. they all just look like they’re having so much fun roller skating, and going out to eat as groups of 4+, and being in shows together, and just going on adventures and goofing off together.

don’t get me wrong, I love my life so, so much. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I just miss being a little hyper teenager sometimes. taking my friend to ihop after rehearsal to get limited edition sonic pancakes. losing our minds chatting about crushes. cast parties that turn into chaos at a nearby playground. having someone save a seat for me way in the back where we could talk a little without getting caught. listening to my best friend at school infodump about her favorite book series while I eat my fourth salami sandwich of the week. squeezing eight people into a booth at Freddy’s.

the one thing I’m still somewhat lacking in my adult life—and rest assured it’s getting better—is community. I want to be able to goof off with my friends multiple times a week. I want to go somewhere late at night and be loud, and energetic, and happy.

I don’t know how to end this post.

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in other news I am really really liking the new spider-man movie for reasons I can’t quite put my finger on

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I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get a little fomo looking at my friends’ instagram photo dumps. they all just look like they’re having so much fun roller skating, and going out to eat as groups of 4+, and being in shows together, and just going on adventures and goofing off together.

don’t get me wrong, I love my life so, so much. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I just miss being a little hyper teenager sometimes. taking my friend to ihop after rehearsal to get limited edition sonic pancakes. losing our minds chatting about crushes. cast parties that turn into chaos at a nearby playground. having someone save a seat for me way in the back where we could talk a little without getting caught. listening to my best friend at school infodump about her favorite book series while I eat my fourth salami sandwich of the week. squeezing eight people into a booth at Freddy’s.

the one thing I’m still somewhat lacking in my adult life—and rest assured it’s getting better—is community. I want to be able to goof off with my friends multiple times a week. I want to go somewhere late at night and be loud, and energetic, and happy.

I don’t know how to end this post.

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one must imagine peter parker struggling soooooo bad <3

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feeling oddly christmasy at 7am on a Wednesday

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Melvin is Lore. Shop Melvin.

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dude wtf are you talking about

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gosh it’s such a good day. pms is gone, I’m playing animal crossing on my 3ds.. later I’ll go to my beautiful two-hour afternoon shift at my awesome escape room job. on the way home I’ll get a bunch of groceries, then come home to my husband who’s obsessed with me. there’s comfy lingerie in the closet calling my name, and I’ll be sure to answer tonight after putting my hair up. after that, masks? games? a movie? who knows. I LOVE MY LIFE

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I need to master the art of dressing by vibes in a way that is presentable to people I don’t know very well