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Lily: oh by the way remus did the dishes

Sirius: why would you assume he did them and not me?

Lily: last time i was here all the knives were dirty so you cut your bagel with your keys

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Sirius: Advantages of dating me:

Sirius: you get to date me

Sirius: i'd go on but i think i've made my point

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Sirius: Hey do you want to know your gay name?

Remus: my gay name?

Sirius: yes it's your name-

Remus: haha so funny

Sirius: *getting down on one knee* and my last name

Remus: oh-

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Remus: I have tea

Sirius: did you find out who was snogging behind the one-eyed statue?

James: did Severus' head get shoved down the toilet?

Peter: did Minerva catch Sirius trying to blow up Hogwarts again?

Remus: i- i meant iced tea

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Remus: *gives some of his chocolate to Sirius*

*later*

Sirius: James I think Remus wants me to propose

James: and why is that pads?

Sirius: he gave me some of his chocolate

James: RIGHT LET'S GO BUY THAT RING

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Don’t think about James and Lily getting into an argument over Harry on the 30th of October. Don’t think about the fact that, since they didn't want to wake Harry, they went to bed and that night they slep on opposite ends of the bed Don't think about the next day where lily constantly tries to apologise to James but keeps getting sidetracked. Don’t think that when she finally gets the right moment to say she was sorry Harry insists that they play together. Don’t think that as many times as Lily did, James also tried to apologize but couldn’t seem to get her at the right time. Don’t think that the next time they found each other, alone and unnocupied, the moon was high and a stranger was lurking at the door…

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Sirius: so um... we're dating

James: Oh we know

Remus: you know?

Peter: yeah you didn't really hide it

*flashback to a week before*

James: truth or dare?

Remus: truth

Sirius: i dare you to kiss me on the lips

Remus: if you insist

Peter: he didn't even pick dare?!

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Remus: i hate headaches

Sirius: then take some medicine

Remus: it's fine i'm used to the pain

Sirius: the pain of headaches?

Remus: the pain of my life

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Lily: *about to meet the marauders* do you trust them?

James: without a doubt

Lily: so they're not like...maniacs right?

James:

James: i 100% trust them

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James: What would your dream job be?

Sirius: Remus' husband

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: uh... i mean... um... auror

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Remus: Sirius quit bothering me and do some revision, we have an exam in 30 minutes!

Sirius: ok fine

Sirius: *takes out notebook and starts making notes*

Sirius: *writing* how to make Moony fall madly in love with me. Step one...

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Interviewer: and to finish off, what is your current living situation?

Sirius: just trying my best to survive this hellish existence

Interviewer:

Sirius:

Sirius: oh

Sirius: you meant where do i live didn't you?

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Sirius: …Remus? Are you alright?

Remus: I sure am

Remus: *to salesperson* yeah this coffin is fine.

Remus: *turns back* why do you ask?

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Sirius: i love you so much

Remus: i love y-

Remus: wait is that you or the alcohol talking?

Sirius: it's me talking to the alcohol

Sirius: but don't worry, i love you too

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Remus: me and Sirius are taking our relationship slow right now, we don't want to mess this up

Sirius: *looking up engagement rings* mhm slow as a turtle

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Sirius: name one thing better than a dog

Remus: two dogs

Sirius: are you- aRe YoU rEpLaCiNg Me

Sirius: IS THERE ANOTHER DOG??

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Sirius: you know, I heard that kissing helps to alleviate stress.

Sirius: and by the looks of it you’re pretty stressed right now.

Remus: well maybe if you shut up and let me revise for our exam I would be more relaxed.

Sirius: *struggling for words*