The baby just wanted chocolates 😭 give him back! I will fill our drawers and shelves with chocolates! Will even try his chocolate scrambled eggs! 😵💫
I was just trying to give him some chocolatey goodness when the fic ran on its own... Different story from my other fic. Hope you enjoy ♥️
Valko fluff, Valko x baker!nonmc, a little crack, wc 1.1k
Exiting the lab with a frown, Valko walks towards his private office with heavy steps and a weary exhale. Thinking about recent issues and delays in his projects made his head hurt and his patience close to snapping.
Sinking into his office chair, he grabs his phone and scrolls through a delivery app to look for the one thing that sounds like a great idea right about now. His mini fridge full of Awoo Milk isn’t gonna work today.
He’s craving chocolate cake. The glossy, heavy, gooey kind. The happiness exploding in your mouth and sticks to your teeth kind. The overloaded with even more chocolate toppings kind.
He can’t believe his eyes when he stops on one photo of a mini cake in particular, because it looks to be made exactly just for him. It even seems to be calling out his name, he swears he can hear it whisper into his ear. Oh this is it, he thinks. Quickly placing an order wait maybe make that two, he is relieved to see it will only take a few minutes to wait.
Perking up when it arrives already thoughtfully arranged on a plate by his secretary, Valko immediately shuffles aside the documents on the table while thanking him and asking to not be disturbed for the next fifteen minutes.
When the door closes, he lets out a gleeful chuckle as he rubs his hands together, swiveling a bit on his chair side to side, his eyes sparkling as he appreciates the mini cake.
The smell is divine, his mouth already watering, and he already knows it’s gonna be good. He smiles at the way it’s decorated with bits and pieces of chocolate barks, shavings, and sprinkles. The chaos actually looks playful and fun.
He picks up the fork to dig in, whistling when he sees the inner layers and the gooey center. He took a bite, and his eyes went wide.
“Mmmm!” A moan involuntarily comes out from his lips. He slaps a palm on the table, loud enough for his secretary to hear outside, who pauses in concern as he looks at the door.
Mother. of. all. chocolate. cakes.
Pure bliss sweeps through him, instantly washing away the stresses of the day. Valko lifts a hand to his mouth as he chews, eyes fluttering shut as he moans again, softer this time. He swears he feels sparks run through his veins and stars appear in his vision. His wolf ears and tail appear and swish around happily, a rare slip of control over food.
What sorcery is this? Bite after bite, he practically inhales the mini cake, only slowing down at the last forkful.
He side-eyes the other cake on the table, still safe in its transparent takeout box with a pretty little ribbon. He decides to save it for dinner later.
(It doesn’t survive past the hour.)
“Their cake has healed me. Just one bite and I have achieved inner peace, outer peace, and world peace. As a seasoned chocotist, this cake...”
He types a lengthy and glowing 5-star review for the cafe he ordered from, committing the name and address to memory, pleasantly surprised that it's nearby.
He becomes a loyal customer, ordering two every day (never just one), and every day he experiences the same feeling of joy and contentment. Oddly anchoring him like a sense of home.
Until one day, it doesn’t.
He takes a bite, and… nothing. He tilts his head and scowls as if personally offended, taking another bite… but still nothing. It’s delicious, yes, but the magic is missing. Scratch that, everything feels wrong about it.
Unacceptable.
The secretary is startled when Valko abruptly opens the doors and zooms past. Usually he could hear his boss moaning over the cakes at this time (oh the secrets a secretary has to keep), but today his boss seems disgruntled.
Swiftly reaching the cafe, Valko pauses outside the door when he catches a distinct scent, his heart suddenly hammering wildly in his chest.
It’s the scent of the wind that had played by a stream and rushed through open mountains, of a peaceful evening as the full moon slowly rises, of steaming mugs of hot chocolate near the crackling logs on a fireplace. Such a smell…
The door opens with a soft chime, and he steps into the cozy interior. His gaze sweeps past the few empty tables and seats as he follows the scent towards the counter, ignoring the display case full of colorful cakes and pastries. He is drawn by a soft humming, the sound tugging him to lean over the counter to come even closer.
He was leaning halfway over when the person behind the counter turned around.
You.
Beautiful, he thinks, already lost in adoring you. Warm, and sweet, and just… perfect.
“Oh!” Surprised at his presence, you almost drop your clipboard before collecting yourself and greeting a handsome guy who has a big sunny grin on his face. Quite charming, though you briefly wonder how such a tall and well-built guy was able to move so quietly.
“Um, hello, welcome to my cafe! What can I help you with?” You smile up at him, following the sudden urge to step nearer, stopping only when your hip bumped the counter.
You can help me by being my wife—
Lightly shaking his head to focus, he runs a hand through his hair as he answers. “Hi, I’m Valko, and I—”
Your expression brightened in recognition of your most frequent customer, his unique name being printed on the delivery receipts never failing to make you smile. Not to mention his funny reviews. “Valko?”
Well, damn. His name on your lips is doing numbers to his chest.
You cheerfully thank him for his daily orders, your hand reaching out to lightly touch his arm.
He tries very hard not to melt at the small contact.
Suddenly, he couldn’t bring himself to ask about today’s cake. Instead, he fumbles an inquiry about whether he could place a bulk order for a company event.
An event that doesn’t exist… yet.
Orrr I could just eat them all in secret, right?
Your face blooms even more, happy to accept. Something about him makes you feel safe to open up, so you excitedly chatter about how he’s just in time, how you could work in a bulk order now that you had an assistant, and how she was the one who made the batch of cakes this morning.
Ah.
Valko listens attentively with soft eyes and a gentle smile, with the peace of a man who has found home. He realized that the magic he felt wasn’t in the chocolate cake, it was in the hands that made them.
summary: catching your boyfriend valko in a very vulnerable position.. (shakin his booty)
cw: valko’s naked and you call his penis junior but that’s it, not proof read
wc: 794
yap: i love valko @valkyrhii
lads masterlist valko masterlist
you were greeted with the loud thump of music once you got to your apartment. quickly getting in and hastily kicking your shoes off, your ears searched the empty living room. the music was coming from your bedroom, the only tell that someone was there was the shoes by the door and a skewed throw pillow.
padding your way through the apartment you slowed once the door of your bedroom in view, cracked and tempting you. the music grew louder as you gently pushed it open, your eyes widening at the sight before you.
in the middle of your room was your boyfriend valko, skin flushed and hair damp from an apparent shower. he was dancing around the room, voice loud as he sang along to the music filtering through the speaker. stifling a laugh you leaned against the doorframe, simply watching him and waiting for him to notice your presence.
only he didn't notice. maybe he was too caught up in his performance or too smothered in your scent but he never once turned toward you or called out. content with your show you kept silent, taking in the great expanse of his muscular back.
his hands ran down his body sensually before grabbing at his towel and pulling it off, swinging it around before tossing it onto a chair. his bare ass was on display and you had to slap a hand over your mouth to keep from laughing out loud. it was a familiar sight but it was different when you catch your boyfriend in a vulnerable moment.
his hair flopped around as he tossed his head back and forth, fully acting and mumbling the guitar riffs. his back flexed with movement, bopping and bouncing along to the choreography he was making up.
his hips shook side to side in a tight shimmy— and yeah, his ass did jiggle when he did it. he surprisingly hit a very good high note when he spun around, confidence oozing out of him and hand brought to his mouth as a mic when he let out the loudest shriek you've ever heard.
"dear lord— what the fuck!"
your hand covered your ear at his volume but you burst out laughing, stomach tightening as you watched him stutter.
"pretty! when did you get back?! i didn't hear you come home!"
he was still naked, valko junior swings heavily as he threw his hand down from his mouth. too busy laughing to answer, your hands just motioned nonsense in front of you, you're not even sure you knew what you meant.
remembering what he was lacking, his hands shot out and covered his chest and dick, a soft gasp leaving him. the action had you doubling over, knees wobbling as your laughter almost took you out. "okay stop laughing at me!" he whined.
forcing yourself to stop you took in gasps of air, shaky fingers wiping at the tears that streamed down your face. holding onto the doorframe for support, you came upright and fanned your face, staring at your boyfriend.
his lips were pursed into a pout and he had dropped his hands, quickly over his bout of embarrassment. "i didn't know you could move like that." you teased, feet carrying you into the room and closer.
"i got more where that came from." he scoffed, shoulders shrugging as if it was no big deal. his hands immediately grabbed your hips once you were close enough, pulling you flush against him and letting his warmth seep into you.
"i bet you do~" you smiled, fingers scratching at the short hair on his head. a rumble left his chest, head pushing against your hands and you felt something twitch against you.
"i think juniors getting excited." you murmured, watching his brows furrow in confusion. you nodded your head down between you and his lips curled into that awkward smile you loved. he placed a quick smooch to your hair and detached from you, turning to look through the drawers.
you couldn't help yourself, your hand came down on his plump booty, hitting the flesh with a loud smack. valko growled playfully, head turning to show his teeth bared in a snarl. copying his snarl you squeezed the cheek before jumping onto the bed, eyes following him as he clumsily pulled his clothes on.
"y'know," you started, fingers twisting the blanket beneath you. "my favorite part was seeing you shake your cute little butt." hearing his loud groan had you laughing again but you weren't done.
"i also enjoyed that high note you did like, i'm actually surprised you hit that-"
your words were cut off when he launched himself onto you, smothering you in his muscles and hands tickling your sides as you begged for mercy.
The best thing you can do right now is to not log on to lads
The company will be fine, theyre not going to shut down bc a portion of players don't log in for the day. It's also one of the first things they check and one of the easiest ways to convey that we're upset.
If you see @/weirdislandpear interact with one of your valko posts please block them. They are leaving comments like this
PLEASE DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. THIS IS A FALSE RUMOR.
They are just trying to make people uncomfortable. The don’t bathe in the pot line from the kitchen announcement is actually a Chinese idiom that got mistranslated. That’s why it makes no sense in English. There is no connection to a real life crime.
Valko’s card having noncon in it is a nasty rumor that’s been spreading to make those who are excited about his release upset. Despite its dark themes lads has never put the mc/player in noncon situations. I very much doubt they will do it with the new LI.
He lives on a giant ranch with his massive family, growing up amongst cousins, aunts, uncles, and grandparents. When reader moves to his small town he's instantly intrigued.
Imagine him tapping on her window in the middle of the night and taking her to a lake in the woods and swimming with her. They're both laughing and splashing eachother and under the glow of the moonlight valko realizes he wants to marry this girl someday.
several posts on twt are circulating about "news" from chinese social media platforms that infold plans to shift to taiwan "in order to escape from the ccp's scrutiny" and that "the players must support the company by logging in to keep things safe." utter BS. do not fall for ANY of that. this company earns BILLIONS and mind you infold has several headquarters situated internationally in several countries already including taipei, taiwan. BOYCOTT. MAKE NOISE. 1 STAR REVIEWS EVERYWHERE. KEEP SHARING PETITIONS. don't fall for the propaganda. besides none of that was even official ppl be saying anything these days
If you truly want something to change, delete the game and dont interact with infolds posts, dont buy anything from them. If you still spend money or give views to them regardless, it'll show just how easy it is for people to give them money, no matter what.
This is a female focused game, if they see that women are still giving money to them even when their actions suck, itll show that there is no limit to how low they can go. It shows that all it takes is a crumb for people to grovel at their feet.
So please, uninstall the game, dont spend money and make infold understand that we are tired of their actions and using fans as a way to garner money
1) Valkos introduction had literally no impact on your main & your enjoyment for your main. You chose to make a big fit of it anyway because what? You don’t want the 6th LI? Cool that’s why it’s an otome game and you literally have five other options to choose from. Now you hoed all the women who were excited for valko & already planning to main him. Hoed yourself too without realizing it because:
2) Removing Valko is not a win for anyone, and this will be revealed eventually when plot holes appear- or you live in fear that your main will suddenly be deleted one day too, because what stops that from happening now? Seriously. Any controversy could kill them now, any crazy zayne or Sylus or rafayel main who launches hate campaigns against your LI actually has a chance of succeeding. The 6th LI was ALWAYS supposed to be there from the very beginning, there’s evidence of this in one of the most basic mechanics of the game- stellactrum. Not only are we missing the update to the main story we were promised to get, but now I’ll constantly live in doubt of just what fucking plot holes exist in the game now that a long-existent factor— Valko— is gone. The whole MS needs to be rewritten from here on and that will literally only cause more delay that yall were rioting about to begin with. Infold shares the same 3 brain cells as yall apparently
3) where the FUCK are the girlies who were threatening bullshit lawsuits against infold? I wanna see them now that infold has actually lied to all our fucking faces a few days ago releasing those statements and commenting about how rest assured Valko will stick around as a recurring LI. All this fake ass marketing. Lying coward asses
4) clearly only the CN opinion matters. Not even all the CN girlies btw- just the loud ass toxic ass crying ass baby ass fake lawyer ass racist ass girlies. Infold doesn’t give a fuck about any of us really but wow they just spat in the face of every single global player. I don’t know how the fuck they think raising all this hype, literally spending years on valko’s character and story- which is crucial to the general experience + integrity of the game like all the other LIs- and then wiping him is a good idea. Like oh cool that does fuck all. MS is still stuck where it’s at. And now as an added bonus you just lost the trust of all your global (and some CN) fans, betrayed your own fucking word and marketing (AGAIN WHERE IS THE LAWSUIT FOR THIS???!), and now we have to live with the reality that the story will always contain a Valko-shaped hole.
I want them to delete the yellow stellactrum too. Only makes sense right? Delete it no balls. I’m so dead ass. Get rid of everything, every mechanic, every hint, every variable in the game, that was meant to be there and existed solely for Valko. Fuck it even get rid of our fishie because he always existed with his foil in mind! Only makes sense.
5) it should be pretty obvious but I’ve unfollowed all of the love & deepspace platforms, and honestly my will to play this game has completely vanished in a cloud of smoke rn. Genuinely fuck them. Had just bought a whole bunch of shit in preparation for him, and my aurum pass is still active but I’ve uninstalled the game & will never spend a dime on their lying coward pandering asses ever again unless they bring him back. Doubt it tho because again, they only care about the toxic loud cn girls 🙂
If yall are able to delete the game plz do. I get it if it's one of the only ways you're coping in the current day but I PROMISE you your boys will not resent you for deleting the game after infold quite literally spat in our faces. Theyd be equally as outraged.
