fuck it. fine. i guess i'll make a blog.

I loathe this site but need somewhere to vent my current Cobra Kai hyperfixation. Can fandom just find a new place other than Twitter to settle already? Being here makes me feel dirty. My CK AO3 

[mythicalmongoose]

Don’t mind me. Just creating a post post linking to my Ko-fi that I can pin. If you enjoy my work and feel like tossing a tip my way, it is always much appreciated. Tragically, writing is also my day job, so any sort of profit makes it way easier to rationalize creating fic instead of working 24/7 on writing that pays the bills.

Obligatory link to my Ko-fi

[zappedbyzabka]

Billy titty comp because ❤️

[zappedbyzabka]

Bonus

[mythicalmongoose]

Ok, so, this past week has been a big week for me. I got into a car accident that left me upside down in a ditch, I went out of state for a con the next day, I caught Covid at the con, and I got back home in time to watch the new season of Cobra Kai.

And maybe it is a show best watched through a feverish haze while recently concussed, exhausted, and high on flu meds, but I haven’t been able to deal with the CK fandom outside of my little Discord server bubble. I swear, some of y’all just hate fun.

I expected it from the Robby stans, but DANIEL WAS LEFT ABANDONED IN THE STREET AFTER HIS HAREM OF REFORMED KARATE RIVALS TOOK A PARTY BUS PILOTED BY A COKED OUT MIKE BARNES TO GO HAVE A SWORD FIGHT IN AN EVIL BILLIONAIRE’S REFLECTING POOL. And I think that’s beautiful.

This is really the show you’re gonna over-analyze and critique in disgust? The silly karate soap opera? Am I really reading about how the inclusion of new villains/touching on Cobra Kai’s roots is racist and how Carmen having a Top Gun fantasy is lazy and sexist? Am I supposed to sit here and pretend I don’t see these same people posting blatantly racist meme templates and longing for Daniel to move to Okinawa where he can finally be cherished and understood? Pretend like I haven’t been futilely trying to filter Top Gun and Tom Cruise posts off my dash for months?

Is Daniel LaRusso being driven to fight Terry to defend himself and the kids (Like Miyagi once did.) really a betrayal of the equally-silly, marginally-more problematic source material Tumblr romanticizes?

CK is never going to be as comprehensive and progressive as fanon... or as slash-fic tropey. (Fanon uke Daniel, I hate you. Canon Daniel, I’m sorry so few people appreciate you as you are, king.) It’s a show with a short runtime and a large ensemble cast. I expect things to be called out with any show, but you’d think this was prestige television the way I see folks dissect canon. Imma have to step away from Tumblr for a while. I don’t think my heart can take seeing one more vitriolic post about Carmen rn.

[findmeinthealps]

I don’t regret it one bit, ‘cause he had it coming.

I Did Something Bad, a Terry Silver vid

AO3 | YouTube

[findmeinthealps]

season 6 of cobra kai opens with daniel, johnny, amanda, carmen, chozen and kumiko having a big orgy in the larusso living room. for unknown reasons, daniel is the only one who’s still fully dressed/conveniently obstructed from view. just as he’s about to hit orgasm, kreese jumps out from behind the couch and scares everyone. begin credits.

[godwithwethands]

[baldwinboy5ive]

[findmeinthealps]

sorry to everyone who didn’t like s5 but as a polyshipper i am living for it. love to see a bunch of bisexuals win

[mythicalmongoose]

[riphunter]

[rum-inspector]

Martin Kove "I only came back bc Billy came back"

[killappeal]

Look how they yassified my boy 😭

[legocobrakai]

Keep getting this strange feeling that I’m being watched, man….

[lousolversons]

Girls Night! - What We Do In The Shadows - S04E07 - Pine Barrens

[kupraissad]

JUST IMAGINE. your son is gay. he never came out to you but you know about it. and you're fine with it. and someday you get an emailfrom him that has THIS picture in it, saying he has a girlfriend. ?????? SO FUNNY.

[mythicalmongoose]

THAT TRAILER AAAAHHHHHH

[jossujb]

[ngalitzine]

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