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And that kids, is how you can get pregnant without having sex
okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21.
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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN
Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.
Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.
I reblogged this a few days ago and over the weekend the people i was babysitting for gave me a hige tip, my dad gave me a random $40, and i got to keep the change from my haircut appointment
I’m 300$ in debt so im not passing anything up at this point.
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Lost World (TEASER)
TEASER TO A NEW SERIES IM EXCITED TO START!!!
BORHAP CAST X FEM!READER
Summary: Greek Deities are usually known by the main 14, that’s why Zeus and Hades decided to send 6 smaller deities to change the mortal world when the worst part of the underworld was getting too full. Momus, Alastor, Janus, Charon, Elpise, and Hecate, are forced to take forms of mortals and try to make the best of mortals, but some have worse intentions.
AN: Some of you may see that this is loosely based on a show cancelled too early called The Good Place. I’m so not bitter.
“Nobody asked what you think, Janus” Momus, a god with an ever known opinion, stated towards the other, Janus, from across the table. “I was just stating my opinion, get over yourself!” Janus fired back with anger bubbling inside himself. “Both of you, please calm down. Let Charon finish for once.” The goddess, Elpis, sighed. “Oh so now you’re on his side? Thanks for the support ‘goddess of support’ you’re a real one.” Momus rolled his eyes at the younger deity. “Shut your mouth before before I shut it for you,” Alastor, the quietest of the six yet the most dangerous, spoke, “and I’ll keep it that way until the end of time.” Momus was quiet, remembering the multiple times that threat had been seen through. He sunk into his seat and looked to Charon and Hecate, who were waiting for them to all settle.
“Thank you, Alastor, for your ever so kind words.” Hecate huffed a laugh to him, which was returned with a thumbs up. “And thank you, Elpis, for actually caring unlike some of you.” Charon shot a smile to the goddess, then glared at Momus, who raised his own hands in defense. “Like I was saying, the bad part of the underworld is overfilling. Zeus and Hades both decided that there needs to be a change within the mortals.” Charon looked around at the group, some understanding. “And that’s where we come in?” Janus questioned, slowly understanding. Charon nodded his head and looked to Momus, “Get it?” “I get that mortals are bad but what are we supposed to do about this?” He looked with slight confusion. “We have to go down there and fix this, we have to make them better.” Charon simply stated.
Everyone let out long sighs, clearly not wanting to do anything for the mortals. “Now I conjured a list of names for everyone to choose from, seeing as these names will be… well odd, to the mortals.” Hecate slid a piece of paper onto the table. The list was passed around for a few minutes as everyone marked their given name next to the one they chose. The list made its way back to Hecate as she read through it, “So, Momus, Alastor, you both chose some of the most boring names.” “Wait what did they choose?” Elpis laughed and looked at the two god’s. “Well Alastor went with Ben and Momus went with Joseph but scribbled but they’ll call me joe! Next to it.” Hecate read off “Charon chose Rami, Elpis chose Lucy, Janus chose Gwilym, different, and I’ve chosen (Y/N)” They all nodded and looked around. “Now the fun begins.” Alastor, or now Ben, stated. “And so it does” Lucy smiled nervously. “Hermes… Open the gates.” Hecate spoke before a bright light appeared around a golden door. “We’ll meet at 4730 Durnham Place tomorrow. Good luck.” Rami was the first to step through, as everyone followed behind.
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It’s Late // Brian May x Fem!Reader
REQUEST: can i get a bearded Brian x reader one? Like reader is the opening act for Queen for the past year and Brian and her had been together for ¾ths of the tour. Fred and Rog basically were her on the road parents too? But tour ends and they have to seperate or tell everyone. Also will you be picking DMMSY back up? It’s been a few months since you last updated?
AN: God I love this concept but I hate how I wrote it. And the ending? Yeah. I hate it. And as most of us know Brian grew his beard when he was at a low point so uhhh here we go? And I might post some more of DMMSY. Also not related to this but I was listening to Soul Brother and I feel. Also like I used to think the last line was “He can do anything *long yee haw* soul brother
WORD COUNT: 3.5k
WARNINGS: Age gap i imagine reader like 19 and Brian just about 30, swearing, sad brian-ish, the smut, unprotected sex (don’t do it. Listen to me y’all.) fuckin confusion if you’re like me and can’t focus.
September was starting which meant tour was coming to an end rapidly. It was bittersweet for all five of you. Sure, playing for thousands of people almost every night was a dream come true but so was sleeping in an actual bed and not on a bus. There were two more stops until the final show and tension was high in the air. John wanted to see his family, Roger wanted to have his own space, Freddie wanted to see his husband (and cats but we already knew that), Brian couldn’t wait to see his wife, and you? You were trying to figure out how you and Brian would go on. In the back of your head you always knew the answer: you wouldn’t. Tour would end, he’d go back home to his wife, and you two would act like all the nights and stolen kisses backstage never happened. There were numerous nights in the past month you cried to Freddie, Roger, and even John about tour ending. Saying how much you’d miss everything but never really getting to the main reason you were breaking down. You never let any roadies or crew members know that you were crying, only the three men. Not even Brian knew you were in such a hard state of mind. Brian thought you were over the moon to leave, he thought that you didn’t really care about all the nights spent together in the back of the bus or in each others hotel rooms. Boy, was he wrong.
It was the last show on tour and you five were sitting around in the boys’ dressing room. “So what’s everyone most excited for when they get home?” Roger asked as he glanced around at the four faces around him. “My family” John smiled lovingly as he thought of his children and wife, then he nudged Freddie “You?” Freddie hummed for a moment then grinned “Jim and home. I miss it very much.” Everyone mumbled in agreement at the home part, clearly longing for it. “I’m ready to see my wife, she’s been calling lately, said she has a surprise for me.” Brian beamed, trying his hardest not to look at you but glanced at least twice. A whistle was heard from John and everyone erupted in laughter “Wonder what kind of surprise? If it’s anything like what I got last time, you’re in for a great return.” The laughter kept on going, you on the other hand were just smiling and fighting back tears that threatened to rise. After another minute or two of laughter dying down the focus was on you. “What about you, (Y/N)? What is the lady excited about?” Roger hummed to you with an interested look. “Well you all remember Annie right?” nods were shared “Well her cousin got really hot since the last time I saw him so I’m excited to see him” a blush was forming on your face. No not from the embarrassment but from the frustration that you couldn’t come up with something better. You knew you were just trying to make yourself think there was someone besides Brian out there for you, but that would take a whole lot more convincing on your part. “Well don’t go making any kids just yet. Wait till you’re at least 25.” Brian chuckled and patted you on the knee gently.
At least 25.
At least 25.
At least 25.
At least 25.
You kept on repeating that in your head. He couldn’t see a future with you, could he? You were too young. You were just a quick shag while his wife was away. It meant nothing. You laughed. So did everyone else, they thought it was funny. You didn’t. Tears were now spilling from your eyes but it looked like it was from laughing so hard. “Oh- oh- my god my makeup” You stood up still -fake- laughing and wiped the running mascara off “Give me a minute boys. I laughed so hard you made me cry.” Everyone laughed harder. No one knew how hurt you were. How could they? It’s not like you were in love with Brian… But you were. He was just too oblivious to see it. After touching up your face you walked back out to everyone all of them had different sorts of beers in their hand and one was already placed in your seat. “You all know I don’t drink before shows.” You grinned and put the beer onto the table, quickly getting snatched by John. “But it’s the last night together. All the more reason to drink!” Brian cheered. Last night? How oblivious was he? Or was this his way of saying after tonight we’ll never mention anything? God it killed you. “All the more reason not to drink actually.” You countered, “The show needs to go off without a hitch and I’m on first!” Everyone gave you exaggerated eye rolls as they kept on drinking. The room went quiet besides the radio playing which left you alone with your haunting thoughts.
The show went on perfectly. No mistakes on either end and the equipment never failed or even lost quality. Backstage was full of excitement, roadies all saying their goodbyes, crew turning in their earpieces, and suitcases everywhere. You made your way back to your dressing room and peeled off your slightly sweaty clothes. You put on a robe which you were sure either belonged to John or Brian but either way it was dry and cool. Not too long after you laid down onto the couch, you heard knocking on the door. “Come on in.” Brian quickly entered your dressing room and came to kneel by the couch, the side your head was on. “You were brilliant tonight, love.” He beamed to you, taking your hand in his own. “Aren’t I always though?” you giggled to to him which made him let out the softest of chuckles. He leaned in towards your lips, slowly but surely. He still had a thin layer of sweat covering his face which made him practically glow under the light. You met your lips with his gently that didn’t last long. The kiss became needier, more passionate than he had ever been with you. Five minutes later you were sat straddling his lap on the couch with your hands tangled in his hair. You had lost the robe long ago and Brian had lost his shirt and his pants were undone. Brian was slowly, agonizingly, grinding against you with his lips attached to your neck. Marks were sure to form later but at that point nobody seemed to care.
“I need you, love, please.” Brian groaned into your ear quietly. The walls were horribly thin. “You’ve got me. You can take me anyway you’d like.” You whispered in a sultry tone. He pushed his boxers and pants down a little more, slipping his cock out and starting to pump it a few times. “Let me.” You took over for his hand. His head threw back when he let out a soft moan. A few strokes in you decided it was enough and lifted yourself up a little. You moved your panties to the side and slid onto him slowly. Both of you let out whimpers of pleasure with your foreheads rested against each others. You lifted yourself up before sinking back down on him as slow as you could, “Please I can’t keep it this slow.” Brian whined. You just smirked, repeating your actions still slowly. Once a moan left your mouth Brian flipped you so you were laying back down on the couch. “Fuck me, Brian. Hard.” A sound between a moan and groan of your name left his mouth at your words. Doing exactly as you said he pinned your hands above your head and pounded relentlessly into you. The room went from soft whimpers and breaths every few moments to continuous loud moans from both of you. Your back arched when you felt your climax coming “Im gonna cum, Bri.” Brian’s thrusts started to fall out a little motioning he was close too. “Fucking cum all over my cock baby” He leaned down to kiss you and moaned out with your walls clenching. As soon as he moaned you were done for. You came all over him and he pulled out. “Cum in my mouth please.” You panted out. You got off the couch and got to your knees, opening your mouth almost instantly. Brian pulled your hair into a makeshift ponytail, putting himself into your mouth. Your hands went to his hips and with no hesitation he began thrusting into your mouth. Tears were coming out of your eyes -this time from pleasure- and your throat was burning so well. He didn’t last long in your mouth and came with a moan and string of curses. You swallowed his load then licked your lips. He let go of your hair when you stood up, but didn’t give you a kiss or anything. He just stayed silent, putting his clothes back on. You grabbed an old sweater of yours along with shorts and slipped them on before sitting back on the couch.
Brian slowly sat beside you, eyes never meeting yours. “We should talk about… this.” He sighed. “What about it?” You scooted closer to him and placed a hand on his thigh only for him to tense up. “I have a wife. I have to go be with her, we can’t continue this. We can’t talk about it anymore. Basically let’s just pretend we don’t know each other unless the boys are around okay?” Brian still never looked at you. He only stared at the floor. “Okay,” You nodded and scooted away from him, “I just- I just have one question, and please since it’s the last time we’ll be together be honest. Did you feel anything between us?” That’s when he looked at you. His eyes were dull. He couldn’t even fake tears, and that’s when it was confirmed for you. “You know what don’t even bother. I was just being a stupid girl. God you’re married and I’m almost eleven years younger than you. Of course you don’t feel anything.” Your breathing became heavier as you kept on going. “(Y/N), you’re delusional if y-” Brian was smiling sadly at you but you stood up and screamed in his face, cutting him off. “You asshole! I’m not the delusional one here!” You raised your fist above your head and only realized what you did once Brian’s hands were bloody and he was holding his nose. You gasped and covered your mouth with your hands “Oh my god, Brian. I’m-” You were about to say sorry but were you? HA. No. You just walked to the door after grabbing your suitcase with tears down your face. Out in the hall Roger stopped you, terribly concerned when he saw bruising on your arms -courtesy of Brian’s fingers- and blood on your hand -courtesy of Brian’s nose. “Fred! Get over here!” Roger hollered behind him. Less than ten seconds later Freddie was by your side and John was following quickly behind. “Dear, what happened?” Freddie started to question you. Roger was examining your arms, concern written all over his face. “Why don’t you ask the biggest player you know Fred?” You pushed past him towards the exit. “Rog what did you do?” John spoke up, hands on his hips. “Me? I don’t know what that’s s-. Brian.” Realization hit them all. They went straight into your dressing room, getting not many answers from the broken nosed guitarist.
Two and a half years had passed and you had not talked to Brian, barely talked to John, talked to Freddie once a month, and talked to Roger at least twice everyday. Afterall Roger was the only one that supported you after everything. He was there no matter what, he was there all three days at the hospital with you. You had begged him not to tell anyone and of course he promised not to. Roger also promised not to talk to you about Brian. A wonderful man if you said so. You had actually dated a few people during this time, almost forgetting your feelings for Brian but never forgetting him. That was until one late night you had to make a run to the pharmacy. You were standing in the checkout line, your son whining next to you. “Hair!” Your son shouted from behind you, making you groan. “You like it bud? Yours could probably get like this one day too.” That voice. God it couldn’t be. You slowly turned around praying to whomever could hear you that it was not Brian. Your eyes met his. He looked different, he looked like he was hurting. ‘Do not feel bad for him. Do not.’ you thought to yourself. “(Y/N)? Oh my god.” He took a step closer to you, smiling like a mad man. His beard was thick, you couldn’t lie, he looked like an actual god in human form. “Brian.” You nodded your head once, unknowingly pulling your son to you. “Mummy look at his hair! It looks like mine.” your son - brian’s son - smiled up at you. Shut up. Kid just shut up. But he didn’t. “Do you know him mummy?” Your son looked between the two of you. “N-” Brian had the audacity to cut you off. “I was a special friend of hers three years ago. I’ve missed her a lot. What’s your name buddy?” Brian was now kneeling down next to your son. “Harry, it’s short for Harold Meddows (Y/L/N).” Brian looked up at you, a few tears in his eyes. “Come on, Harry. Line is moving.” You quickly got to the register and paid, not saying a word to Brian. He did not deserve anything from you. Let alone an explanation of why you didn’t tell him.
You buckled Harry into his car seat and put the bag of medicine in the passenger’s seat. Right before you were about to pull out of the parking lot, Brian was knocking on the window. You thought about driving away, you really did. But you didn’t. You just couldn’t. You cranked down your window with a loud and very exaggerated sigh. “Listen, please, we need to talk. Please.” Brian was panting as if he had literally just ran out of the pharmacy. You turned back to your son, “Is it okay if mommy has a friend over?” Harry nodded and waved to Brian. “You drove here right?” Brian shook his head. “Fine. Get in.” You huffed. The drive was horrible. It was quiet other than Harry asking Brian odd questions. The radio was playing when no one was talking and of course, just your luck, It’s Late started playing. You didn’t realize it at first but then the chorus hit and you changed the station instantly. Brian snickered a little and you only shot a glare. Finally, getting home was like a dream come true. After putting Harry to sleep, you went back to the living area where Brian was sitting, messing with his fingers. “What do we need to talk about?” You sat as far away from Brian as you could. “You don’t have to be so far from me.” He looked up at you. “Last time I was sitting next to you on a couch you basically told me to fuck off so yeah I do.” You crossed your arms across your chest and thought back to that night. “That’s what I want to talk about. I want to apologize and I want to make things right, especially now that you know.” He gestured towards where Harry’s room was. “Now that you know you have a son? Just say it. I’m sure your wife read about it somewhere and just wants to make you look better to the public eye.” Brian shook his head quickly, wiping away tears that you had not noticed were falling “no no. She and I split. I told her everything, I told her what we did, when it started, what happened when we stopped, and I told her how much I loved you. No, how much I do love you, god I still love you and I never stopped.” Brian was on his knees in front of you, holding your hands in his own. “Why didn’t you tell me this before I left? We could have been together Brian. You fucked it up so much.” Tears we’re now rolling freely down the both of your cheeks. “I tried and then I messed up my words. I called you delusional but I never got to finish. It was so stupid of me.” He reached a hand up to wipe away your tears “I just lost it after you left me in that dressing room. I knew Roger kept up with you but he refused to tell me anything. Not even a number.” You silently thanked Roger for that, honestly you had been afraid he had said something. “I guess he told the others what happened though. They hated me for the first few months until tour came around. I mean at least I think they stopped, but who knows they may still hate me.” Brian chuckled lowly. “I don’t blame them. It was real shitty of you.” You sniffed a little, placing your hands in your lap.
Brian sat next to you, holding you in his arms for the next ten minutes in silence. “Hey Bri, why the facial hair? I mean I have nothing against it, just why?” You hadn’t felt completely comfortable with the silence, afraid something you’d regret would happen so you just made conversation. “Honestly, a while back I just fell. I fell into a state of mind I haven’t been able to get out of. I don’t want to do anything anymore. I just feel empty and like there’s no point.” His voice was barely above a whisper and you didn’t have to turn around to know he was close to crying “I saw you and Harry at the pharmacy today and I felt different. I felt happier. God seeing him made me miss you so much and then seeing you and him it just made me-“ you cut him off with a kiss. You didn’t want to be at his mercy but how could you not when he just poured his heart out to you? “How old is he? One and a half?” Brian was kissing your neck, your weak spot. “Two and one month. I was four months along the last time I saw you.” Brian nipped at your exposed skin, running his hand closer down to the waistband of your pants. Suddenly the phone rang and you shot up.
“Don’t answer it, please, love.” Brian sighed and reached out to your hand. “Stay here, Bri, I’ll be quick.” You made your way to the kitchen phone and picked it up. “(Y/N) speaking. How can I help?” You smiled into the phone and leaned against the counter. “Hello, can I get an explanation as to why my calls have been ignored tonight?” Rogers fake offended voice came through. You laughed softly and messed with the cord “sorry, I’ve had a busy night so far. Had to pick up Harry’s medication and now I’ve got company.” Brian walked into the kitchen and leaned against the doorway “who is it?” He whispered. “Roger.” You answered back with a smile. “Ooh sounds like a fellow is there. Care to give a name?” Roger hummed through the phone. Brian had already left to the living room, you thought to just go sit again. “You wouldn’t believe me. But it’s Brian. He came to make up and apologize.” You were absolutely beaming through the phone but the other line? Silence. You heard shuffling from the living room, and peaked your head around the corner. Nothing. Probably the bathroom. “(Y/N). Please tell me you two did nothing other than talk.” Roger sounded genuinely worried. “Well we were in the middle of something before you called.” You started slightly confused. “Damnit, you know he’s married. He has children now.” Roger sighed into the line. “No no they split up..” crushed. Heartbroken. You felt it all over again. It was like the end of tour all over again. Then you heard the door slam. “He told m-“ “he lied to you.” Rogers voice was soft and calming but his words were the exact opposite. “He left me. Again. He knows I know. He just fucking left me Rog.” You broke down over the phone slamming it back to the receiver.
A note was the only thing left from Brian. A damn note on the coffee table reading ‘so sorry you had to find out. I do love you really. I just had to see you one last time before it was all truly done’. Roger showed up half an hour later allowing you to cry on him the same way you did so many drunken nights after Harry was born. Truth be told you always knew Brian was never the one. He just gave you all the attention and you ate it up. He hurt you multiple times. He lied and ruined everything. Brian would never change but you would always let him back in your home every Friday night when he wanted you. You just could not say no to him. And everytime Roger was there for you. There to pick up Brian’s mess. Until Roger just stayed. He stopped Brian everytime. Brian thought Roger was just helping with Harry but Brian never knew what Roger was doing. He never knew that Roger would tell the whole world after Brian cheated on you and even cheated on his wife. Brian never knew his fantasy world would be the reason he got replaced in Queen. Replaced by the strongest most beautiful, caring, gentle, epic guitarist, that Roger could call his wife. (Y/N) Taylor.
Crazy Little Thing // it’s late pt. 2 // Brian May x reader // Roger Taylor x Reader
Read part 1 here!
REQUEST: so that was fucking amazing (it’s late) can you do a like sequel to it? Like from Roger staying with reader then how they got together and like WEDDING
AN: thanks y’all I wrote it in an hour and I hate it really and also it was really hard for me not to say “Brian you fucktard”. But im glad y’all like it. I kinda hate this one too but it was requested soooo done did it.
WORD COUNT: 4.1 K - wow how did I do it?
WARNINGS: language, slight angst, drinking, Brian is a dick, implied smut — stay safe y’all
!! If anyone has any questions about the storyline feel free to send questions or blurb ideas about this little series !!
Brian had somehow managed to wedge himself into your life, but never in a good way. Every friday night was the same routine. You’d tell Roger you wanted a girls night and he would happily take Harry from you, not knowing of the cycle you had fallen into. That was until one night at two in the morning, you stumbled up to his doorstep drunkenly and knocked loudly. Minutes later a tired looking Roger opened the door “What are you doing here, Y/N? You’re not supposed to pick Harry up until nine.” “Might be pregnant again whoop di doo” you pushed passed him and into his home, “what’s he gonna do when he gets three kids at once? Huh? What’s he gonna tell the misses when all three of his lovers are pregnant.” Roger was following behind you, still dazed and confused “You can’t be- Y/N you aren’t still seeing Brian? Tell me you aren’t.” You stormed into his kitchen and instantly went for the liquor cabinet, taking the vanilla crown. You popped the cap off and poured yourself a glass. The drink was warm and it burned, oh how it burned, but it numbed the feeling in your stomach. “You want me to lie to you again Rog? You really think I want to see my friends that much and go to the same place just to do the same thing with people who don’t even care for me? You’re oblivious.” Roger took the bottle and your glass from you, “I thought you realized that you’re better than that after the first night.” He was obviously disappointed with you and that’s what broke you.
You don’t remember how but you two ended up on the kitchen floor, Roger cradling you in his arms and you bawling your eyes out. “I love him, Roger, I fucking love him. He loves me.” You had already started to sober up a little yet not completely. “No you don’t and no he doesn’t. You just love the feeling of him. If Brian really loved you he would only be with you not the other two. You fucking know that. Don’t keep lying to yourself. You are better than this.” Roger was hurting, truly hurting. His best friend was it ruins right in his arms and he couldn’t stand the sight, “look at me please. I need to know what you’re thinking.” You looked up at Roger, mascara running and lipstick smeared, “I need help Rog, god I need to be kept away from him.” He nodded with a small sigh before kissing your forehead “I’m going to stay with you until you’re okay, sound good?” You just nodded, letting roger keep soothing you to calmness.
When you woke the next morning in the same position with Roger, which was an odd sight for Harry. “Mummy, why are you crying?” You wiped the dry makeup from your face and shot up, “Oh, sweetie, I was just so excited to see you it made me cry.” You stood up, waking Roger in the process, and picked your boy up. “What the fuck?” Roger grumbled as he stood slowly, eyes still adjusting to the light, “Oh hey, buddy, you’re up early.” “It’s noon.” Harry looked at the both of you, confused, “I stayed in bed waiting for da- Rog to come get me like usual. You never came.” He pouted at Roger who held a worried expression on his face. “M sorry bud. Mommy kept him busy this morning. Why don’t you go get your stuff and we’ll go get lunch?” You set Harry down on the ground and he instantly ran back to the guest bedroom that was slowly turning into his own. “Hey I’m sorry I stayed last night. I didn’t know what to-” You leaned against his kitchen counter, the cool marble against your head. “It’s fine, I’m actually glad you told me so I can help you. It breaks my heart seeing you so hurt over someone who definitely isn’t worth it.” Roger pulled you into a warm hug “and I really will stay with you until everything is okay and even after that if you need me to.” You hugged Roger back, letting out a sigh of relief mixed with a little bit of worry “Thank you so much… I guess we should go get some food now.” As if right on cue Harry came running down the hall and joined the hug with the two of you.
You all decided on a small diner just down the road from your place which was fairly busy for a Saturday lunch. The meal went smoothly, no reporters had noticed Roger or yourself and neither had any fans. Now, the ride back was a different story. Harry had fallen asleep in the backseat and Roger was trying to talk about anything other than the elephant in the car room. “You know I saw this article about how when a person walks into a room and forgets why they’re their often it’s signs of an illness coming.” Roger glances over at you with the most uncomfortable look. “We can talk about it, you know that right? I made a mess and need help. It’s that simple. Just don’t bring up the” You gestured to your stomach “possibility. I don’t want Harry to freak.” Roger nodded and just stayed silent before turning up the radio. It would be a lie to say that the two of you had no loving feelings towards the other but that wasn’t right in either of your minds. Sure, he was about 7 or so years older than you, and honestly that wasn’t too bad, but he still felt like even if he did anything he would be taking advantage of you. So, he kept to himself. In his own little dark world, a world where he couldn’t raise an official family with you. Roger, Harry, and you could be mistaken as a beginning family anytime of day with how much you three were together. He was there since you found out you were pregnant, there during labor, there during the first and second birthday parties, and everything in between. Roger was even there for you to sulk over the man you loved who hurt you: Brian. He was there. Brian wasn’t. In secret Harry had accidentally started calling Roger his dad, making a promise never to call Roger that around you. It was a little hope that Roger clung onto that you two could have something. A very thin hope but one that was still there. Harry almost slipped up at Roger’s place in front of you, luckily you had billions of other thoughts going on that you forgot about it what seemed like automatically.
The three of you arrived back at your home, unloading a few suitcases for Roger and Harry’s overnight bag. Harry didn’t say one word when you got home. He just ran up the stairs and to his bed. That left you with Roger. You took his luggage to the spare bedroom right across from yours and sat on the bed “ready to unpack new housemate?” You beamed to him and he sighed dramatically. “I guess” He sulked over to you and laid right next to you “but can we have a serious conversation first?” You nodded a little uneasy of the topic knowing it was going to be Brian. It always was. “I think a good plan would be, anytime someone is at the door they stay there until I know it’s not him. If it is him I deal with it. Sound alright? Simple plan.” Roger suggested, draping his arms around your waist in a hug where you were sitting and he was laying. “I think that would be best for now. We’ll see how it goes.” You smile to him softly “now unpack because I’d like to watch a film with my favorite person.” He gave you a light squeeze and jumped up, going straight to his suitcases. “Thank you again by the way.” You laid back, watching him. “No need to.”
Luckily the entire next week went alright. Your pregnancy scare just ended up being hormonal imbalances due to your newest birth control pills. To say it was an emotional HAPPY day was an understatement. Roger even got you a cake which was the funniest little thing. Then Friday rolled around. Friday at half eight to be exact. That’s when Brian usually came, and he didn’t fail you this time. You opened the door quickly after the first knock and there he stood. The ever so haunting devilish smirk was resting on his face, “hope you weren’t too busy, lovely.” You forgot what you promised yourself, what you promised Roger, “never too busy for you, Br-“ “Y/N go to the kitchen.” Roger was behind you and Brian’s face fell. You turned back to Roger, panic sinking in, “I can’t say no to him, Rog. Go take Harry back to yours please.” Brian let out a confused noise “he’s not taking my son anywhere Y/N, I haven’t seen him in a bit.” Brian walked in. Bad move. Roger stepped forward “Brian, really? Go back home to your wife.” His wife. Right. He was married and you were a side shag. “He’s right you should leave. Your family doesn’t need an extra edition other than Harry.” You scowled at him. Now all you could feel was the hate. “So what? I don’t even get to see him? He needs his father.” Brian was doing what he did best. Playing the victim. Again, bad fucking move. “Roger is more of a father to him then you ever have even thought of being!” You spat at Brian and stood tall at him. “Y/N please just calm please.” Roger had a hand on your back which felt like fire. It all happened so quick, you remember Brian saying you were just a shag and then going into a fit of rage calling you all sorts of names. Then, like the final night of tour, your hand was in a fist and Brian had blood all over his nose and hands. Broken, again. But this one? Oh it felt so good.
The next few months played out similarly to that night, other than no more broken anything. Except for the hearts, yours and Rogers to be exact, every Friday night. Your heart was broken from the fact that you had finally realized how horrible Brian was for you. Roger’s heart was broken because in spite of everything you still said you loved Brian, not Roger. He wanted to kiss you, to hold you, and tell you everything was better now and he loved you. He couldn’t. He didn’t want you thinking he was using your vulnerability. So he didn’t. After those few first months, things got better. Brian would come every other Friday night always to be greeted by an annoyed Roger. Then they would have the same conversation and Brian would leave to find his mistress. Roger of course had to see him in the studio once every week but they never talked. Ever. Freddie and John were dry with Brian, yet friendly and open with Roger. One Friday night in particular, Roger was just pissed. He didn’t dare take anything out on you, he would never. Brian knew how pissed Roger was and he knew how to push all of the drummers buttons. That conversation ended with black eyes on both men and busted lips. It sure as hell wasn’t the prettiest sight in the world. Sitting on the bathroom floor with Roger while cleaning up his leps was definitely not your ideal setting for a first kiss, but it happened. One minute you were dabbing up the dried blood and next minute he was hovering over you, kissing you gently. The kiss was softer yet more passionate than anything you and Brian had ever shared. No don’t think about Brian,Y/N, you’re better than that. And you for once really believed yourself that Brian was no good. Roger pulled away from you slowly with an almost shocked look written all over his face, “I’m sorry, Y/N. I didn’t mean to be so forceful.” You shook your head with a soft smile playing on your lips, “You’re not sorry, and neither am I. Not to be cliche but I’ve been wanting to do that for a while.” Roger broke out in an absolutely adorable smile before he gave you another kiss, this one more lively than the last. After he had pulled away, the both of you stood and made your way to the living room where Harry stood in his pajamas. He had tears falling rapidly down his cheeks and was holding a stuffed bear, a gift from Roger. “Honey, what’s wrong?” You knelt down beside Harry who collapsed into you. Roger knelt beside you, rubbing Harry’s back soothingly, “Did you have a bad dream, bub?” Harry shook his head “Brian- Brian said Mummy doesn’t want me.” He hiccuped out quietly as you held him. You had a few tears falling from your eyes, whether they were from sadness or anger you’d never know, “Honey you know I love you and would never leave you alone, ever.” Roger was up and pacing with the phone receiver in hand, “Fred? What’s the name of that one magazine that tried to say we were splitting up then trashed us? Rolling Stone right?… Right thanks.” He hung up the phone before turning to check on the both of you, “Do you two need anything?” You shook your head, “I think I’m going to take him to bed, and stay with him.” Roger gave you a quick peck on the lips, “I’ll be right here if you need me. I’m going to make a few calls alright?” You nodded and thanked him before heading to your son’s room.
The next two weeks, everything went smoothly. Brian hadn’t shown up and thankfully the album had already been completed. The three of you, being Roger, Harry, and yourself, were walking around the city and just spending quality time together. Yours and Roger’s relationship developed quickly since you two had been friends for so long. You came across a little magazine stand and stopped when you saw the Queen crest on the front page of at least seven magazines, “Rog, have you seen these?” He picked up the Rolling Stone magazine and flipped to the page, “Yep. It’s nothing bad on my part. All about Brian, thanks to me.” You stared at him shocked, “Roger you didn’t… “ you read into the article SOURCE: QUEEN’S ROGER TAYLOR, “Oh my god” you tried to suppress your laughter but ultimately failed. Roger chuckled softly and bought the Rolling Stone magazine, “Maybe we should get back so you can fully read this little gem?” You nodded as the three of you turned around and walked back towards your place. Once you were all settled in your house, Harry went to go play outside, leaving you and roger at the kitchen table to read the entire article. Never once did it say your name in there, they only called you a friend of the band’s. Roger didn’t leave out a single detail about all that Brian had done, and, man, were you happy. You wanted him to suffer the humiliation you went through when the press first found out about Harry. They called you all sorts of things, you got threats in the mail, and you lost so many fans. You wanted the same for Brian, but you’d never say that. As you kept reading one sentence made you stop, Last album expected to include anything from Brian May. “Rog, what does this mean?” You pointed out the statement to him. “John, Freddie, and I want him gone. He’s caused enough and he’s toxic for the band. We’re simply kicking him out, and it wasn’t even my idea originally.” He hummed to you and grabbed your hand in his. “What will you do then without a guitarist?” You started to grow worried for them. “Freddie’s offered to play guitar until we find someone new. We’ve been looking for someone already.” He shrugged as he spoke, seemingly not phased by the slight crisis. “I can help you all look, I know a few people who might be of interest.”
Almost a year had passed since they made Brian leave the band, you and roger were stronger than ever, and they were still looking for a permanent guitarist. Sure, they had gone through some good guitarists but none of them matched the energy they needed. So, they asked you to join for a few shows. It was like a new fire was lit inside of everyone, even the crowd. You stayed with them the rest of the tour and had the best time of your life. Your bonds with Freddie and John were the same as your first tour with them, amazing. It was even better that you got to bring Harry with you to every continent. One day though, everyone was acting weird, and not like normal. Nobody really talked to you, not even your son, and you were freaking out. You went in search of Roger first, checking his dressing room, and that sight almost melted your heart. There was Roger, sitting across from Harry, “And I wanted to ask you first if you’d like me to officially become your dad? I haven’t talked to your mom about it but I wanted to know what you think.” Harry was smiling but confused “so you’re not my real dad?” Roger shook his head, face never faltering from his calm smile “No but i can promise you that I’ll love you like I am. So what do you say? Wanna become a Taylor if you’re mom says yes?” Harry jumped up and hugged Roger immediately repeating yes over and over again. If you say yes. You didn’t catch it. It didn’t hit you until mid show right after you all finished Crazy Little Thing Called Love. Roger was down on one knee in front of you. A large diamond ring in a velvet box, staring you right in the face. You were speechless to say the least. All you could do was nod and cry, words just wouldn’t come out. That’s why everyone had been weird, nobody wanted to accidentally tell you about Roger’s plan, and boy was it a relief. After the show everyone was dying to see the ring so both you and Roger got almost no alone time.
John had taken Harry for the night in his hotel room, you and Roger could not be any happier at that point. “I love you so much.” You were straddling Roger on the bed, in an intense makeout session. You both held so much adrenaline and excitement from the concert and it was very clear in many ways. “I love you too, Y/N. So fucking much.” Roger had his lips on every piece of exposed skin from your chest up. It felt good, it really did, but the conversation he had with Harry was stuck in your mind. You cupped his face gently and pulled him off of you “when were you going to ask me about Harry?” He was a bit out of breath at that point, lips swollen “I thought maybe one life changing question a day would be best, but I guess since you love to eavesdrop I’ll ask you now.” You both chuckled lightly and you gave him a peck on the lips, “I can’t think of anyone better to be his dad.” Roger was beaming by this point, you could have sworn he had tears in his eyes too. “Thank you. Thank you so much for saying yes, both times.” He kissed all over your face then rolled over so that he was over you. And oh boy was it a fun and long night with very little sleep.
The next few months consisted of very strict wedding planning, and many court meetings to complete the adoption process and with Brian never being in the picture made everything finalize in three months. The wedding was set, surprisingly no one was that nervous. Rehearsal dinner rolled around and it was, well, a disaster. Somebody (you and Roger) decided drinking before was a great idea. It fucking wasn’t. By the middle of the dinner you two were drunk, to simply state it. Veronica had to help you out of the dining hall and to your cab that she had called for you and Roger. John and Freddie went to help Roger but he just yelled at them saying he was fine and could walk there on his own, oh how he couldn’t. The next morning when you woke up, Roger was passed out next to you. It was the wedding day, terrifying really. You snuck out of your bed and went to the venue that had a Bridal room, holding your dress, in it. Veronica, Mary, and Roger’s sister were there waiting on you. “You look a little rough this morning. Too much to drink?” Veronica jokes with you. You rolled your eyes playfully and punched her on the arm, “me? Never!” The four of you all got ready together, which felt like forever, in the smaller room. When Roger woke up, he was excited. He went to go wake Harry up and they went to the Groom’s room, being met with Freddie John, and Jim. He was greeted with hugs and champagne bottles, “I’m not drinking all of this by myself. Y/N will kill me if I’m drunk at the wedding too.” John was the first to pop open a bottle and poured everyone their drinks, giving Harry a water in a champagne glass. “A toast to adding another Taylor and soon many more little Taylor’s. God help the world.” Freddie raised his glass and everyone cheered. Two hours before the ceremony was to start the men began to get ready, messing around the whole time too.
“Okay Flower girl? Go.” John and Veronica’s little girl went down first, throwing petals. You had hired a wedding planner and she was magnificent, giving everyone their cue’s, “Groom you’re on!” You could here her not to far from you and it felt like so many weights had been lifted. Roger on the other hand was freaking the hell out. “Maid of Honor, Best man? Now.” Veronica and John walked down the aisle and you stepped out of the Bridal room, struggling to get the train of your dress out, “Groomsman.” Freddie and Jim walked together, by request of you actually, “and final bridesmaids!” Then Mary and Roger’s sister walked together, their choice. Your planner came walking over to you quickly helping your dress out, “Ready, soon to be Misses?” You nodded with the biggest smile and she led you to the doors where Harry met you. You hadn’t told Roger, but Harry was giving you away “Ready mummy? Daddy’s really nervous.” You laughed a little bit at that and nodded, “Yes I am. Are you?” He nodded and the doors opened. Many more people than you originally thought had shown up. Every single seat was full. Harry walked you down the aisle and he held both of the rings. The whole process went perfectly until the officiant asked if anyone was against it. Brian stood up in the very back corner and made his way to the front, “Me. Do not marry him, Y/N. You’ll regret it soon.” You looked between him and Roger, your eyebrows furrowed. Roger just shrugged and you rolled your eyes. Of course you had just given the planner your entire phone book with Brian in it still. “Brian sit the fuck down can’t you see I’m trying to get married here?” You gestured to Roger. Snickers were going around the room as everyone tried to not laugh at your remark. Brian didn’t say anything, your planner just had to drag him out. Everyone was silent for a moment, the moment being very awkward until Roger stuck his tongue out at you. It made you burst into laughter and everyone else joined in. After the laughter stopped the officiant began again, “Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N, do you take Roger Meddows Taylor to be your lawfully wedded husband?” You nodded, “I do.” “And do you Ro-“ “Yep. I do.” Roger was quick to answer. “Then I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.” And so he did.
Good Girl — part nine (FINALE)
Pairing: Ben Hardy x Dogsitter!Reader
Rating (by part): E (Explicit) ***18+ ONLY.*** If you are not 18+ years of age, you are not permitted by law to read, comment, or otherwise interact with this chapter. Please note that any interaction between you as an underaged reader and me as the responsible author could result in serious legal consequences for both parties involved. Please do not jeopardize your own safety or my role as a content creator on this platform.
Summary: Reader is a dogsitter for an app called Fido, where she meets clients and their dogs to provide drop-in visits and walks. One of her new clients, Ben H. and his pup Frankie, takes a keen interest in her right away. The thing is…Reader has no idea at first who Ben H. really is.
Word count (by part): 11K 😳
Warnings: cursing, angst, fluff, explicit sex scenes, yayayayay
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and is not intended to be taken as truth or fact. I do not claim to own Ben Hardy or any other affiliated names or fictional events. Other details, such as names, locations, and events, are also fictionalized. By clicking the “read more” button, you are consenting that you are 18 years or older.
A/N: Well, my friends…we’ve made it to the end. I’m so emotional!! Thank you everyone for going on this Good Girl journey with me. I know it’s been a wild ride, but I’m seriously so thankful for all of you. I loved getting to write this series for y'all, but especially for me. This really had a special place in my heart, and the Reader character is truly a reflection of myself and my own insecurities and struggles.
I know it’s the end….but I sincerely hope that we can keep the Good Girl ‘verse alive with asks and prompts/headcanons! ♡
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Where we left off…
Ben didn’t have any idea what to do. But he knew he needed to do something…and he couldn’t do it alone. His hands shaky but his mind made up, he called the one person who he knew would be able to help him.
“Hello?” the person answered after three rings.
“Hey, it’s me,” Ben said.
“Hey, mate! I was just thinking of you. It’s been a while! How’s Belfast? How’s the new movie?”
“It’s going fine.”
“Is everything alright?”
“Well… Do you remember Y/N? The girl I’ve been telling you about?”
“Yeah, of course I remember. You’ve been raving about her non-stop all week…”
“Something happened. Listen, mate, I really need your help.”
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Y/N’s POV
I couldn’t stop crying after hanging up on Ben. It was so, so stupid of me to feel this broken up over a boy I’d only met once. And yet… I found myself collapsed on my bed, clutching a tear-stained pillow and staring at the ceiling while Sufjan Stevens played softly through my Bluetooth speakers.
It was the exact same reaction I’d had after breaking up with Mark a few weeks ago, only this time, there was no anger mixed in with my feelings. Just…grief.
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Good Girl — part eight
Pairing: Ben Hardy x Dogsitter!Reader
Rating (by part): T (Teen and up)
Summary: Reader is a dogsitter for an app called Fido, where she meets clients and their dogs to provide drop-in visits and walks. One of her new clients, Ben H. and his pup Frankie, takes a keen interest in her right away. The thing is…Reader has no idea at first who Ben H. really is.
Word count (by part): 4.5k
Warnings: cursing, angst, fluff, mentions of sexual scenarios, angst angst angst :(((
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and is not intended to be taken as truth or fact. I do not claim to own Ben Hardy or any other affiliated names or fictional events. Other details, such as names, locations, and events, are also fictionalized.
A/N: Congrats on getting Part 7 to 400 notes! Y’all are spectacular and I am so thankful for my amazing fanbase :’) Seriously, thank y’all so much for writng so many amazing comments and thoughts. Your feedback fuels my motivation!
As soon as this part gets to 475 notes, I will release part 9 (THE FINALE) of the series! So be sure to reblog, comment, and spread the word! ◡̈
Thank you to @brianprobablywill, @just-my-sickly-pride, and @supersonicfreddie for beta reading this ages ago!
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Where we left off…
“We need to talk,” Paige said. I suddenly registered the urgency in her tone.
“Oh… What’s wrong?” I asked cautiously.
“Just… I think you should get home as soon as you can.”
I picked at the sandwich crumbs on my plate. “Is it about Scott?”
“No,” Paige said. “It’s about Ben.”
I froze. Ben?
“What about Ben?” I asked.
“I…I really think we should talk about it in person. But he’s not who you think he is, Y/N.”
…
I rushed home faster than was probably safe and tried to keep my brain from going haywire as I processed my roommate Paige’s words. It’s about Ben? What could she possibly mean…? What about Ben?
As soon as I made it back and opened the door to our flat, I noticed Paige sitting at the couch, bouncing her leg anxiously.
“Hey,” I greeted her as I set my bag on the floor and kicked my shoes off. “What’s… What’s going on?”
“…You should sit,” Paige grimaced.
So I did, perching myself on the sofa next to her. I was becoming more and more anxious by the millisecond. When Paige didn’t immediately say anything, I asked again, “What’s going on, Paige?”
“I don’t want to tell you this,” she groaned, “but I feel obligated to. I’m sorry, Y/N.”
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I CANNOT WAIT FOR CH 9 EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS ASAP!!!
Can you write a rlly fluffy Ben thing where Reader is stressed and physically aching and exhausted and Ben helps her relax?
AN: oh i’m feeling this right now, it’s been a long week so this would be much needed. so can i get my own personal ben? Also this was very rushed I’m sorry! I’m not the greatest at endings so it may be horrible haha!!
You had just finished finalizing documents when the clock hit 6, indicating your shift was over. A sigh of relief slipped your lips as you logged off the computer and grabbed your items. Once you had exited your office you pulled out your phone to text your boyfriend, Ben,
‘mind if i stay at yours tonight?’
you simply texted. He knew exactly what that meant, work was stressful and you didn’t want to drive all the way back home, since he was only two minutes from your workplace you had spent countless nights after work there.
‘you already know the answer :)’
it wasn’t too long after he sent the text he heard his apartment door open and slow footsteps drag in. “Y/N?” You didn’t say anything just hummed in return. Ben walked into the living room where you were spread out onto the couch, eyes heavy, and hair down. “Tired?” He was knelt down beside you with a hand softly placed on your shoulder. You nodded in response, “I never want to look at another computer again. I never want to be in that office again.” you groaned. Ben only let out a slight chuckle and shook his head “I’ve told you before you can quit and work with me instead.” You peeled an eye open and looked at him “tempting but I've worked too hard to get where I'm at.” He nodded with a smile playing on his lips “Oh i know, i know. You just need to relax a little bit, you’ve got three days off right?” You nodded a little, not having the energy to really speak anymore. “how about this? you stay right here for a couple minutes and I’ll go run you a bubble bath” You smiled to him, humming in agreement “please” He stood, leaving you where you were and went to his bathroom.
A few minutes had passed and you were in the state of being aware of everything going on but still being asleep. Ben came beside you and gently shook you “Bath’s ready, babe.” You sat up, with a lot of help from him, and made your way to the bathroom. You stripped off your clothes and slipped into the warm bathtub as Ben leaned on the counter. “Temperature good enough?” He asked softly. “It’s perfect, though I’d enjoy it more if you were in here.” He didn’t even hesitate to climb in behind you. A minute of comfortable silence came over the two of you with both of your eyes shut. “You’re very tense you know?” Ben kissed the side of your head, “mind if I give you a massage?” You nodded with your eyes still closed “please do.” He got to work quickly, rubbing bubbles onto your back and gently digging his palms into your back and shoulders, relieving built up tension.
After your bath, Ben helped you out and dried you off. He brought in an old shirt of his and some underwear you had previously left over, and gave them to you to change into. Once the both of you were changed you went back to his bed and laid down with him, wrapping your arms around him. You nuzzled your face into his neck as he gently played with your hair, humming to the tune of your favorite song. “I love you, Y/N, you know?” He spoke gently. You looked up to him and grinned “I love you too, you know?” He placed a gentle kiss on your lips, not pulling away for a few seconds. “Get some rest, baby.” He went back to playing with your hair as you went back to your previous position. “Goodnight, Ben.” You softly spoke before closing your eyes and letting sleep take over you. “Goodnight, Y/N” He admires you for a few seconds before falling asleep himself.
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
i’m trying to make this requests as good as possible so please forgive me for how long they’re taking!
Favorite ice cream?
oh 100% Dulce de leche
or like sherbet
might make smut. might cry. might make part 3 finally who knows?
for a fic idea
i want to do something that may end horribly BUT what are some unpopular opinions about the boys that you’ve seen that are great
when i say unpopular i mean like miniature horses are actually nice not the rock should beat up any guy that looks at him