Im Just Chilling...in Cedar Rapids

Emily-I'm such a virgo💄 |idk| •My blog is like my life: a mess•

[butch-samus]

the possessed fighters: hehehe u cant defeat me >:) im evil

kirby, immediately:

[amultitudeofsins]

My head hurts from laughing at this so hard

[medfly]

[primegifs]

i sometimes think about this girl i hope she’s well

[mulaney]

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

[urban-cryptid]

I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost

[kinglieste-moved-deactivated201]

i am incredibly tired of my editing application crashing so take this as it is lol

[lala-the-rebel]

Today in a nutshell

[badkidgorgug]

Brb sobbing with laughter

[sizvideos]

The dog selling hot dogs prank - Watch the video

[chandra-nalaar]

finally a respectable merchant

[motherhenna]

i trust him

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is the kind of excellent local business that we should support with our money

I hope this dog is doing well and will be able to turn this into a franchise

[cryoverkiltmilk]

my favorite thing is the look on their faces when they realize they got the correct order

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

[aries-saunter]

When u look at OP but this time it’s not one-time-i-dreamt

[christinecanigula-archive]

i use my one brain cell to love my friends

[drag-queen-jesus]

i'm just gonna say...

there’s a right way to do unexpected villans

and a wrong way

the difference being subtle hints 

[bubblesi-blog]

Turbo from Ralph is good and unexpected villian too and with good subtle hints as well.

[zone34timeout]

Thisthisthisthisthis

You can’t just make a character start being evil with no explanation or foreshadowing or any character hints whatsoever. It makes the viewer feel cheated.

[lennythereviewer]

King Candy was already a good villain to begin with, coming off more as a well-intentioned extremist. He gave Ralph what he wanted up front with no strings attached, and then convinced him that doing something bad was indeed for the greater good, then came the twist that he was lying the whole time.

Revealing the fact that he has a secret identity was the icing on the cake.

[doujinshi]

yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

[ryeoguz-deactivated20171224]

me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bad-mom]

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[dank-space-memes]

This was adorable lmao

[spideyytorch]

wholesome post

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