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[datasoong47]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[arahir]

so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

[whatwrithesinside]

these absolutely cannot stay in the tags

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is extremely common among chickens because a) like most birds, they only have one functioning ovary and b) their ovary does a LOT of hormonal heavy lifting in the sex department. So they're one ovary malfunction away from their body going "guess we're doin' rooster now" and growing different feathers and having them start crowing.

[isopodcore]

its woodcock season, baby!

[bsaka7]

excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy

[beardedmrbean]

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[xaveria]

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

[xaveria]

this is the correct response btw

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[wlwarhammer]

The closing scene is really sad until you remember they’re going upstairs to eat lasagna

[mackerelllll]

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

[positivelyqueer]

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

[this-is-solidarity]

@this-is-trans-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[luanneclatterbuck]

This was exactly why I was so repulsed and my blood ran cold the night that guy was first elected over a decade ago. I knew his open hatred while holding such a high office would give people the ok to let out their prejudices in a way we’d never seen before (edit-in our lifetimes; obviously history has plenty of examples). That he’d give them permission to hate.

And I was right.

[southern-gothicc]

By @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople

[lap-wolf]

honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.