#lol #funny #comedy

Might also know me from my main blog @ambushing also pls follow me on the twitter @verydissapoint I'm funny I swear

[ambushing]

No seriously…just take thirty seconds…my twitter @verydissapoint for more comedic genius

[ambushing]

carpe diem means yeet the day 

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[maplebunie]

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

[orgyforone-deactivated20210323]

[nymt97]

[ambushing]

Police: OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE

Me: okay so my first real trauma happened when I was 5 I was-

[ambushing]

*crashes car*

me: oh shit…

friend: no don’t worry the damage isn’t that bad

me: I’m gay.

[ambushing]

I forced a robot to listen to 1000 hours of me in therapy and it created Liability by Lorde

[ambushing]

she always  wore ripped jeans every rip symbolic of every heart that she’s ripped out there’s a reason wore sounds like whore

milk and honey  (via ambushing)

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[phockmylife-deactivated20190405]

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[30minutememes]

[xxxtictacion]

Hey uh op…. where’s your url…

[thyrell]

there’s no url because god sent this post down to us

[hotdogcouch]

[daedalcacoethes]

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