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Stranger Things
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cherry valley forever
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Show & Tell
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Acquired Stardust
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Peter Solarz

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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No seriously…just take thirty seconds…my twitter @verydissapoint for more comedic genius
carpe diem means yeet the day
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
today is the only day you can reblog this ever
Police: OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE
Me: okay so my first real trauma happened when I was 5 I was-
*crashes car*
me: oh shit…
friend: no don’t worry the damage isn’t that bad
me: I’m gay.
I forced a robot to listen to 1000 hours of me in therapy and it created Liability by Lorde
she always wore ripped jeans every rip symbolic of every heart that she’s ripped out there’s a reason wore sounds like whore
milk and honey (via ambushing)
me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
Hey uh op…. where’s your url…
there’s no url because god sent this post down to us