signing off

Kim Myungsoo - 21 - Junior - Man of your dreams r/s, s/o, d/c "i'm alright in bed but i'm better with a pen"

[myungsoo-jju]

Myungsoo~~~~

*narrows eyes* Park Chanyeol. I can literally hear the tilde in your voice; it's excruciating.

[myungsoo-jju]

*licks your face*

*makes a dramatic gagging sound and disgusted face* Manners, Park Chanyeol. I thought we went over this. 

[woohyun-jju]

You, now.[/relaxes slightly and takes a deep breath] I don’t know. [/reaches out and takes the water bottle to sip from, putting it back down after] Mm, maybe. It’s probably the cancerous side affects from your aegyo catching up on me. I’m not Superman, y’know? [/slumps and fingers with the material of his blanket]

[myungsoo-jju]

*smiles stupidly and blinks down at his hands for a while, trying to recollect his thoughts* Well...You were just hacking up a lung a few seconds ago, you should probably focus on surviving for now instead of forever, right? *takes his legs out of your lap and repositions himself to sit beside you, leaning against your side without noticing* You're not Superman? I could've sworn you were. How the hell have you survived being around me for this long without having superpowers?

[woohyun-jju]

You definitely make the hot work. But I still think forever is a reasonable amount of time for you to be mine. [/leans to cough away from you, body racking harshly in time with them] M’okay. [/pushes the water bottle away lightly and continues coughing for a minute before attempting a grin] Yep… you’ll need to stay with me from now on.

[myungsoo-jju]

*snorts and shakes his head* Are we still talking about teddy bears, or something else now? You should probably go to sleep or something, I think you're just spewing nonsense. *keeps his hand on your shoulder as you cough, unsure of what else to do, but puts the water bottle down beside you* I'm not going anywhere for a while, don't worry. It looks like your close to death percentage is increasing, though. *frowns*

[woohyun-jju]

Yeah but you can’t be hot and a demonic prince of hell if you’re an ice prince so… [/shrugs and looks up in surprise when you get up, whining in the back of his throat] Prince Myunggie, don’t leave me, I fear for my life when you’re not around~! [/pouts and slumps against the wall before having a coughing fit] Pft… no you’ll be my teddy for eber and eber, a really extremely long time, okay? [/wiggles under the blanket and sighs in relief at the extra warmth from your legs, then coughs into his arm]

[myungsoo-jju]

Yet somehow I'm making it work. *grins* Hmm, okay, maybe I can make a really extremely long time work since you seem so dead set on it. Forever was a little unreasonable, though. *grips onto your shoulder as you cough, visibly alarmed* Hey, are you okay? *looks around for the water bottle, then hands it to you* Shit, you really do start dying without me, don't you? *laughs a little*

[woohyun-jju]

It’s a compliment, believe me. Myungsoo, ice prince of hell. I’m not sure that really works because hell is hot, you’re hot, but being an ice prince wouldn’t work so technically I’m right. [/smiles lopsidedly and continues patting your leg lightly] You can’t leave. Yep, I have you all figured out, you’re actually a teddy bear, my teddy bear that I’ll keep forever, soft and warm.

[myungsoo-jju]

*laughs* I don't know, I think the contradiction kind of suits me. I'm hot now too? You're just rolling out the compliments now. *smiles, then looks down at his legs and wiggles them, then stands up* I think you'll survive without me for about 15 seconds. *leaves the room, then appears shortly with the blanket* I hope you didn't have a life crisis while I was gone. *sits down, putting his legs back in your lap and tossing the blanket over them* I hate to break it to you, but nothing lasts forever. I still doubt the whole teddy bear thing too.

[woohyun-jju]

Nope, I’m pretty sure you’re the leading factor to cancer and my death. 100% proven fact. I mean look at your cute and handsome face, you’re like the spawn of satan on the inside, like Taemin and Jongdae. [/nods slowly and blinks in confusion] Oh, I thought you would’ve gone to get it. Nah, you just seem like you have an ice cold heart, you’re actually warm and fuzzy on the inside, I can tell. [/pats your legs]

[myungsoo-jju]

Ah, thank you, just what I wanted to hear today. It seems like I'm on the right track with my goal of ruining everyone's lives. *chuckles* I can't tell if you're actually complimenting me or not, but I'm going to pretend you are and say thank you for calling me the spawn of satan, Woohyun. *shrugs* I still might, I honestly just don't feel like moving. *raises an eyebrow* You have me all figured out, huh?

[woohyun-jju]

Hmm, true. You could technically be killing me as we speak, you’d never know. [/nods and glances down at your legs for a moment before tilting his head back up] Oh, did I? That’s probably the reason why my tremors haven’t stopped. [/shurgs and moves hands to rest on your legs lightly] Guess you’ll just have to stay here and cuddle me, eh? [/chuckles and keeps his eyes closed]

[myungsoo-jju]

Well, everyone starts dying from the day that they're born, and I imagine your drug intake has done more to silently kill you than I ever will. *watches you with narrowed eyes* Orrr...I could just get up and go get it. It's not that far of a walk. *stays put anyway* I'm pretty sure I have the cuddle factor of a rock. My ice cold heart will probably speed up your freezing to death too. *laughs*

[woohyun-jju]

Yeah don’t, only me, understand? [/swallows down some water] I am the only one who can deal with your aegyo and not be subjected to the cancerous side effects. [/nods once] Feel lucky I’m still currently alive and not at 100% death level right now. [/leans against the wall, closing his eyes and tilting his head back] That probably would’ve happened, thank you prince Myungsun~

[myungsoo-jju]

Well, technically we don't know if you're subjected to the cancerous side effects or not, we just know that my aegyo makes you pukes. *laughs and shakes his head* Only a small amount of luck is involved, you're mainly alive because of me. *tries not to think of the truth behind that joke and rests his legs in your lap* You deserted your blanket in the other room, great going Woohyun, you're probably going to freeze to death now. *grins*

[zitao-jju]

(`gives a hardly menacing glare, muttering) You’re such an asshole. (`completely forgets about any irritation within the next second, smiling into the kiss once it is initiated, tilting his head appropriately to deepen it)

[myungsoo-jju]

*pulls away to catch his breath, resting his hands on your neck* You actually don't suck at kissing. That's a relief; this would be pretty awkward if you did.

[zitao-jju]

It’s about time. (`grumbles under his breath, taking the emptied bowl from the other and setting it carefully onto the coffee table where it would be out of harm’s way) Now, for what you really came here for. (`smiles as he reaches innocently for the male’s collar, tugging him forward in a single movement, pouting before letting out a childish whine) Make out with me now. 

[myungsoo-jju]

*slides across the couch until there is hardly any space separating them* Wow, you're awfully pushy, aren't you? I actually came here to eat your food and then leave, sorry. *grins and shakes his head, then leans in and presses his lips to yours*

[zitao-jju]

I said to shut up. (`groans halfheartedly, not truly irritated… yet) Of course it doesn’t suck. I’m perfect. (`just sits with a blank expression, not really knowing what to do while the other eats) I’m soooo bored. Why do you take, like, a billion years to eat, huh? 

[myungsoo-jju]

*points to his mouthful of food to indicate that he shut up, then shows you the empty bowl* I'm done, I think I actually finished in record time. I'm probably going to get indigestion because of you, but I'm sorry that me, your guest, hasn't done a proper job of entertaining you thus far. Luckily for you, I'm done eating, so now you have my full attention. *tilts his head to the side and blinks at you expectantly*

[woohyun-jju]

Yeah. [/chokes out before heaving again] Sorry to break it to you this way. [/tilts head away from you in embarrassment and waits for you to come back] Oh, thanks. It’s okay, I guess I’m not the best at helping or caring for others either. I’m probably taken as really selfish. [/sighs and sits back, reaching out for the water bottle and taking a swig; swishing it around his mouth and spitting into the toilet] Sorry about this.

[myungsoo-jju]

*laughs* I'll be sure to never subject anyone to my aegyo ever again. This has truly been a learning experience. *shakes his head* You don't need to apologize for being sick, it's fine. At least you aren't 100% dying, right? I'd rather be here and help prevent that from happening than be next-door, enjoying a completely boring day before I find out that my neighbor broke his neck slipping in puke because he couldn't make it to the bathroom. *smiles and leans up against the bathtub for support*

[zitao-jju]

(`finally finishes this cooking shit or whatever, getting it into a bowl and bringing it over to the whiny boy) Why would my food suck? Nothing about me sucks… except, well, you know… (`blinks as he trails off, clearing his throat before sitting next to the other) Nevermind. Just eat.

[myungsoo-jju]

*happily takes the food a lifts his fork to take a bite, then snorts* I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. *takes a bite and pretends to think really hard, then nods* You're right, your food doesn't suck, I'm proud of you. *manages a genuine smile* Thank you.

[woohyun-jju]

[/walks forward as you push him and falls to his knees in front of the toilet and gags again] Yeah… [/groans as his abdominal muscles seize up] Your aegyo is terrible. [/heaves into the toilet, eyes stinging with wetness]

[myungsoo-jju]

*winces* That bad, huh? *lingers next to you, not really sure what to do, then gets up and retrieves your water from the other room* Here, drink this when you get the chance, getting dehydrated will only make all of this worse. *sets it down on the floor, then sits down again, frowning* I'm shit at taking care of people, so I guess I'll just sit here and watch you puke your guts out.

[zitao-jju]

I’ll give you something special if you refrain from being dumb, okay? (`offers his compromise as he continues doing cooking stuff, rolling his eyes at how stupid the other is being) What do you think I’m doing right now? (`gestures to the everything) I’m making you food, so shut up. 

[myungsoo-jju]

Hmm, tempting offer, I'll consider it. *chuckles, but decides against sarcastically answering your question* If your food sucks I'm totally not making out with you, stakes are high. Okay, okay, fine. *laughs and shakes his head, then tries his best to actually stay quiet*

[woohyun-jju]

Ah, killed by my true love. What’s a better way to go? [/curls up closer and frowns as his stomach churns] I… [/moans as he feels nauseous, scrambling inside the blanket to get up] No, no, no. [/holds a hand over his mouth and stumbles to the washroom, stopping half way to lean on his wall and gags]

[myungsoo-jju]

*opens his mouth to say something, but ends up springing to his feet after you* Are you okay? No- stupid question. *instinctively pushes you toward the bathroom, then flops down on the floor, visibly concerned* I guess that would be a 'no Myungsoo, I actually feel worse since you got here, thanks for asking.' *forces a smile*