Samuel Evans

Samuel Evans | 25 | Actor The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure.

[mywayevans]

brainy-dancer:

Look but don’t touch, sexy lips, not until you check some IDs.

Oh, I’m not. I have no desire to spend anytime in jail. Beside, grown ass women are way more fun. 

[mywayevans]

I would love this tour, but there is far to much jail bait about.  LMAO Yeah, I said it. 

[mywayevans]

performingasmercedes:

You need sleep, and I’m figuring the sooner the better.  I can swing by this evening if that’s okay?

I might even bring you a surprise. 

YES!!!  *cough*  that works for me. 

Color me intrigued...

[mywayevans]

heykhummel:

It doesn’t have to be about work, or your relationships to trigger such a thing. Believe me, there are millions of things that can trigger insomnia, but it can also be easy to solve once you know what to do. Mindfulness and meditation helped me a lot. Also, I don’t know how much you like yoga, but it creates a balance in your body that you need– that and combat training is doing wonders to me. But then again, it may vary from individual to individual. I can send you suggestions of different apps if you wish, and give you my old White Noise machine as an added bonus. They can also be very helpful.

I see. So, my problem could stem from anywhere. Oh man, this madness must end. I’ve never done yoga, but at this point I’ll try anything. Combat training sounds exciting.  I could get into that... seriously. LOL, it would fulfill my secret desire to become a ninja warrior. Yeah, send me few suggestions on apps. Thanks! I have one of those white noise things. The sound of the river makes me want to pee. Dude, you’ve been super insightful. Think you could show me so yoga and combat stuff?

[mywayevans]

performingasmercedes:

Well then, it looks like you have an upcoming appointment with Mercedes the magical masseuse. When do you want me to come over?

I down whenever you are available. 

My time is your time. 

[mywayevans]

realsantanalopez:

Who’d you sleep with? An old woman? Maybe you should find a few chicks, you know, have them all get you off so you’re completely worn out. Threesome… Foursome. 

Hey... don’t sleep on old women. I’ve known a few with crazy skills, LMAO.  The job was done perfectly.  But yeah, a few women might be better to exhaust me. I’ll have to give it a try. Your shameless.  Did I mention how much I dig it! Lol

[mywayevans]

brainy-dancer:

My advice is always on point, so you should keep it in mind. What are you willing to do for your slice of the pie, sexy lips? Donatello and I are always looking for people to hang out with, do some abstract algebraic equations, watch some movies work on some complicated break dance stunts.

I’ll definitely remember that.  Advanced algebra, a movie and break dancing stunts?  That was definitely not the combination I was expecting.... I’m not that great at math, but I’m down to watch a movie and throw in a body roll every now and again.  -- Does that work for you? 

[mywayevans]

performingasmercedes:

I do happen to give a very good massage. So, if it helps you to get some much needed rest, then yes.

I happen to know this... personally.  Now how can I turn down an offer like that?  I have to accept.

[mywayevans]

heykhummel:

That doesn’t sound very good at all, especially if nothing seems to work in your favor. Could it perhaps be anxiety or stress-related? Because I’ve been there myself, and got to learn a great deal about mindfulness. I believe there are apps that can teach you how to work it out. 

Nope, it sucks on rails.  Sleep is like a religion to me, and not getting it is crushing my soul. --No, I don’t have anything to worry about. My career is going great. Love life is steady.  sigh... I don’t know what's wrong. So what did you do to get over this. Apps? Okay I can look into a few.  If you think it’ll help. 

[mywayevans]

brainy-dancer:

That sounds like a boring lease. I say break it, and sign a new one. Did I mention it was so good I had to make a dance? There is not a crumb in sight, but I could be persuaded to get you some.

LMAO... I’ll keep that in mind. You did mention something about a dance.  Persuasion? Now, what would it take for me to get my mouth on some of this pie?

[mywayevans]

performingasmercedes:

I’ve definitely been there a time or two. A good massage can help relax you sometimes.

I see... Is that an offer? 

[mywayevans]

performingasmercedes:

Not at all. I always respect a man with cool kicks.

Ditto, in the female variety of course. 

[mywayevans]

goingforthefinn:

Dude! My stories are awesome! Why did you think they’d help you sleep?

The tone of your voice is what I was hoping would put me to sleep. LMAO, but you are correct your stories are excellent.  Hmmm, ever thought of writing? Seriously dude. You may have missed your calling.

[mywayevans]

performingasmercedes:

@msmercedesj 

ROFL! That pun really was bad. And it does so happen that there are some very awesome black Superman ones if I recall.

Spiderman! I must have them.  You don’t mind being twins from time to time. Do you? 

[mywayevans]

realsantanalopez:

You just need to have a shit ton of sex.. As long as the chick knows what she’s doing, you should be golden. 

LMAO.... That was the first thing I tried. -Still didn’t work. I guess she wasn’t doing it right. I might have to double down, and see where that gets me. What do you think? 

[mywayevans]

performingasmercedes:

Your brain not turning off and it just keeps working overtime?

Hmm, are you speaking from experience?  Has this happened to you before?

[mywayevans]

Dammit! I haven’t slept well in weeks. I’ve tried everything; counting sheep, warm milk, working out longer at the gym, and listening to Finn’s stories. Nothing has worked.  Now, I’m at my wits end. I don’t get how I can be tired but unable to sleep at the same damn time.