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Kurt Vonnegutâs âShapes of Storiesâ designed by Maya Eilam (via)
A FAR CRY
Origin: Â Early 19th Century, British and English - The origin of this expression is most likely the notion that a cry, or shout is something that is used to deliver information over distances. For example, before newspapers were widespread, a âtown crierâ would travel far and wide literally shouting important news to residents. If something is within âshouting distanceâ that means itâs relatively close. An association was formed between crying and distance. Eventually the idea of distance became mostly metaphoric. âA stretchâ is a similar metaphor.
Usage:Â Informal, spoken, general American and British English
Idiomatic Meaning: Far away, a long distance, physically and metaphorically, very different from whatâs stated or expected
Literal Meaning: A human, or possibly an animal noise made at a high volume and far away from where it is being heard. The sound could be weeping, shouting, yelling or crying out.
Why is this funny?  In the cartoon we see a woman standing at the edge of a cliff, crying out. Weâre not exactly sure why. She is probably upset about something. She could be in physical or emotional pain. Much closer to us we see to men talking about her. One of them appears to be a reporter asking questions of the other, older man, about her. The older guy tells the reporter he used to refer to the woman as his âbabyâ. The reporter comments that in his opinion, she is too old to be called a âbabyâ. In other words, she is âa far cryâ from being a baby. The older man also tells the reporter that they used to be closer that they are now. He could be referring to the physical or the emotional distance between them. Either way, sheâs crying out from a good distance away, from afar.
Sample sentence:That little house is âa far cryâ from being a mansion
Kim Jong Un Would Really Hate For You To Watch This, Which Is Exactly Why You Should
sorry Iâm on mobile and these are very jumbled and out of order but I think you get the picture. go on his Twitter and read for yourself if you feel like it. then the girl he was arguing w said â@KillersForever: @LeviRainsss it sounds a lot less judgemental than being so black and white in your thinkingâ and he said â@LeviRainsss: @KillersForever Iâm not really sure where I even mentioned race, but if you wanna talk blacks vs whites, okay đ Ignorance at itâs finestâ she was like âno its an expression you know what I mean!!â and he was like âmaybe you should be more careful with your wording when speaking about such a touchy subjectâ LMFAOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH I CANT BREATHE
his nameâs levi rains
he works at Nike in PDX
(503) 284-3558 is his work number
(360) 624-7299 is his cell number
racistsgettingfired
drag him. look at his Twitter heâs being homophobic, sexist, ableist and transphobic too. and tweeted everything today while he was at work. posted a selfie in his store w his badge on but he deleted it. we still have all the times he tweeted everything tho. heâd die if he got fired from Nike :))))
Can I also add that this guy said terrible things about me as a stripper? I may strip, but Iâm an entertainer and a good clean dancer who loves to make sure my customers are comfortable and within legal limits!!
I'm still on that tourist status so don't hate me for loving the view. #CaliSkies #SkyObsession #Ombre #orNah #FeelingSomeTypeOfWay #ThatViewTho #SanDiego #Beautiful
Good morning world! It's another beautiful day in southern California, hard to believe I made it here, but here I am! With 4 more days till moving in I'm just enjoying the free time. Happy to be here! #GoodMorning #ReadyToStartMyLife #Content #SoCal #Beautiful #BlueSkies #PalmTreeAddingSomeFloridaFlavor
2 1/2 more weeks (rant)
So, It's not like I really have anyone specifically to Tumble to, is that what we call it on here? tumbling? lol, so anyways, probably noone will read this, but I figured i should actually use this thing. Deep down inside I want to blog but it just takes too much time lol, and reblogging just isn't fun. What's the point of having a blog and you never blog? lol, and i'm not cool enough to stick with just posting pictures, lol. Omg why can't tumblr have autocorrect? lol, So anyways as you all don't know, I'm leaving for San Diego, California on July 29, and basically I'm not even ready. It's crazy to think that soon I'll be leaving my family behind because I'm the oldest and so I'm basically the first, it'd be different if I was following behind in someone's footsteps but nope, I'm setting the trend so i have a lot to think about. Hmm, i didn't really have anything in mind when I started typing this post so don't expect much, I'm just getting the feel of blogging. But yeah so i'm totally anxious about going to Cali, especially since California girls have this kinda image, and I definitely don't feel like I'm up to par with that, I'm not even good for Florida standards. So like idk that's probably one of my main concerns when it should be school. lol. So anyways i'll have more on this later, lol i have completely sidetracked and this is getting long so yeah.
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Its finally FRIDAY! Mwuahaha, #SlowestWeekEver #ItsFriday #GottaGetDown #RebeccaBlack #happyhappyjoyjoy #like #sweaters and #sun #FloridaLife
 Whatâs so funny about this? This joke originally appeared as a photo meme, one of those pictures on the internet with a funny caption. The pictures I use with these audioboos can all be called memes; although, the original definition had more to do with shared cultural information in general. Anyway, if youâre looking at the photo you see a bunch of paper money sticking out of a paper envelope. These are also known as âbills.â Usually the word is preceded by the denomination or amount of the bill, for example a one dollar bill, a hundred dollar bill or a thousand dollar bill. Now, the word âbillâ has several other meanings. Of course itâs a nickname for a person named William. But thatâs not the one weâre dealing with here. The other âbillâ is a draft of a proposed law that a legislative organization, such as Congress or Parliament has to vote on to approve it or reject it. If everything is âon the up and up,â that is, functioning according to the proper and legal way of doing things, then the members of congress or parliament will vote according to their beliefs or for the benefit of their constituents, the people they represent. However, occasionally these votes can be purchased or bought with the kinds of bills we talked about earlier. The more bills and the higher the denominations, the easier it is to buy these so-called lawmakers. And THATâs whatâs so funny!
 This joke was sent to me by my longtime friend, Bob Wiener
Listen to my audioboo: https://audioboo.fm/boos/1933573-how-bills-become-law
Facebook is so clutch. My fellow kindergartener managed to find me! We both grew up so much! And she had this awkward pic too! Lol #cute right? #smallworld #kindergarten #CantTakeApictureForCrap #oursmilesdoee #facebook #internetpower #crazy #CoolKids #BackInTheDays đ