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Learning a new language means opening a whole new world of bad puns
The Epic of Gilgamesh, one of the oldest narratives in the world, got a surprise update last month when the Sulaymaniyah Museum in the Kurdistan region of Iraq announced that it had discovered 20 new lines of the Babylonian-Era poem of gods, mortals, and monsters.
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This is a weird question, but...you seem like you know some stuff about some stuff.... So, I fairly recently found out that SURPRISE! I'm going deaf. So, after wrestling with it for a while, (denial is great, but also not at all) I decided to start telling friends, family, etc. I also decided to start learning sign. Here's the rub.... When I suggested to my boyfriend "Hey, you should come learn sign with me" his reaction was along the lines of "...But why would I do that?" So...what should I do?
Ooo⊠my gut response is âdump his assâ (but keep reading!). Dump his ass for three reasons: (1) In its most basic, stripped of cultural or personal context, youâre saying to your boyfriend, âHey, thereâs this thing I want to do and Iâd like you to do it with me.â And his response is âWhy would I do that?â. Maybe youâre suggesting Salsa Dancing classes, maybe youâre suggesting a daily walk in the park, maybe youâre suggesting Sushi & Tacos Night, maybe youâre suggesting learning Italian together, maybe youâre asking if he wants to get a cat. Doesnât matterâ if his response isnât âOkay. Iâm open to it. Letâs discuss.â then dump his ass. Life is a journey and all that crapâ why spend time with someone who doesnât value your suggestions on that journey? (sorry for the shit metaphor)
(2) But itâs not that basic, is it? Youâre not suggesting a road-trip detour to see the Worldâs Largest Ball Of Twine (in Cawker City, KSâ Iâve been there). Youâre going deaf. Youâre about to enterâ youâre being forcibly pushedâ into a world thatâs new (and probably scary, frustrating, existential-crisis-inducing) and at least a little bit stressful. And youâre not asking him to take up a Book Club with you. Youâre asking him to join you on this small fucking detail in this Not Quite Planned And Not Entirely Optional Path Youâre Now On and his response is something less than âOkay, Iâm open to it.â Dump his ass.
(3) Above and beyond the âtogetherness lifewalkâ crap, youâre apparently dating a guy who, when faced with an opportunity to expand his horizons, learn a language, open himself up to a new culture, couldnât fathom why thatâd be a good thing. An inherently good thing. Regardless of whatâs happening to you. You said, âhey, letâs learnâ and he said âwhy?â. Fuck that guyâ dump his ass.
Okay, so thatâs my gut reaction. But you know him better than I do. Maybe his âWhy would I do that?â is because heâs been thinking youâll get a hearing aid this whole time and doesnât think itâs a big deal. Relatedly, maybe he doesnât realize that ASL is a language and assumes you can just fake it (most people are woefully under-informed about deafness and ASL, so this is really very possible). Or maybe you havenât communicated to him that learning ASL because youâre going deaf is a big deal so his response is more of a âHey, Iâm going to change the oil in my car, do you wanna watch?ââ âWhy would I do that?â situation. Or maybe an infinity of other options, reasons, particulars, etc. that I know nothing about. So maybe donât dump his ass just yet. Maybe try explaining it again. Tell him that youâre doing this because youâre scared and you want him to be there for you. Or whatever. Tell him itâs important to you and then ask him to join. Then if he says no, dump his ass.
Oh, spit, I just realized I assumed this was from an American Sign Language perspective. Sorry. Replace âASLâ above with whatever particular signed language youâre learning.
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The heck is up with French numbers? Why is it like that? It's so weird
Iâm not sure whether this is a real question or just a complaint but Iâm going to treat it like a real question.
Basically itâs a throwback to a different counting system they used in older French and which still exists in many other languages called the âvigesimalâ counting system, meaning it uses base 20. In English we use the decimal system, or base 10, so each time you get to 10 you start counting again. Languages using the vigesimal system start counting again each 20 instead of each 10, and it does sound and feel kinda weird if you try to translate it into a language that uses decimal.Â
Apparently itâs unclear exactly how the vigesimal system was first introduced though it was likely through a Celtic or Norman influence - many Celtic languages today (Welsh, Scottish Gaelic, Breton - Irish doesnât anymore) all still use base 20 counting systems.
So in the past it used to be that 30 was vingt-dix, 40 was deux-vingts, 50 was deux-vingt-dix etc. For whatever reason those ones were lost/replaced, but 70Â 80 and 90 were maintained.
Interestingly, in some parts of France (the east), and in Belgium and Switzerland, youâll see an entirely decimalised system using septante, huitante/octante, and nonante.
As one final note, if itâll help you feel less weird about it - English kinda did a similar thing too. Though we donât reeeaally use it anymore, the word âscoreâ could be used to mean 20 (in the same way we still use a âdozenâ to mean 12), and when that American guy with the hat did that speech that started âfour score and seven years agoâ - 87 years ago - heâs literally saying âfour twenties and seven years agoâ, which is exactly as youâd say it in French - il y a quatre-vingt-sept ans.
Danish numbers 50-90 are also based on base-20, although itâs a bit obscured by contractions.
50 = halvtreds, short for halvtred synds tyve, literally âhalf-third times twentyâ, half-third being an archaic word for â2œâ, so itâs 2œ times 20
60 = tres, short for tre synds tyve = three times twenty
70 = halvfjerds, short for halvfjerd synds tyve, literally âhalf-fourth times twentyâ = 3œ times 20
80 = firs, from fir synds tyve = four times twenty
90 = halvfems, from halvfem synds tyve, âhalf-fifth times twentyâ = 4œ times 20
Apparently other Romance languages also sporadically used 20s in medieval times, but that usage has since disappeared.
Interestingly, in Old French, all numbers 30+ could be expressed decimally or vigesimally. E.g., you could say vingt-dix for 30, deux-vingts for 40, etc. Thereâs a hospital in Paris called the Quinze-Vingts from the fact that when it was founded it had 300 (15 twenties) beds, so apparently the vigessimal system went up pretty high.
A language universal would bring evidence to Chomsky's controversial theories.
First off, stg I thought this was a ClickHole headline. Secondly, read the article. Itâs absolutely bonkers. WTF is going on at MIT? I mean, this goes beyond bad circular argument, this is a freakin corkscrew. Here, Iâll summarize:
âOur axiomatic batshit theory says that words should be able to appear absolutely anywhere in a sentence, but they donât! Why? GENETICS! In 37 out of, eh, 6500ish languages, this thing that weâve decided should be able to happen doesnât! U.N.I.V.E.R.S.A.L.I.S.T. proof!â
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And Iâm locked out of my old email. So now I only have tumblr on my phone :(
A Modern Horror Story.
tlhIngan Hol: NUMBERS
Klingon originally had a ternary number system; that is, one based on three. Counting proceeded as follows: 1, 2, 3; 3+1, 3+2, 3+3; 2Ă3+1, 2Ă3+2, 2Ă3+3; 3Ă3+1, 3Ă3+2, 3Ă3+3; and then it got complicated. In accordance with the more accepted practice, the Klingon Empire sometime back adopted a decimal number system, one based on ten. Though no one knows for sure, it is likely that this change was made more out of concern for understanding the scientific data of other civilizations than out of a spirit of cooperation.
The Klingon numbers are: 1 {waâ} Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 6 {jav} 2 {chaâ} Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 7 {Soch} 3 {wej} Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 8 {chorgh} 4 {loS} Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 9 {Hut} 5 {vagh} Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 10 {wa'maH}
Higher numbers are formed by adding special number-[[keep hyphen]] forming elements to the basic set of numbers (1â9). Thus, {wa'maH} <ten> consists of {waâ} <one> plus the number-forming element for <ten,> {maH.} Counting continues as follows:
11 {wa'maH waâ} (that is, <ten and one>) 12 {wa'maH chaâ} (that is, <ten and two>) etc.
Higher numbers are based on {maH} <ten,> {vatlh} <hundred,> and {SaD} or {SanID} <thousand.> Both {SaD} and {SanID} are equally correct for <thousand,> and both are used with roughly equal frequency. It is not known why this number alone has two variants.
20 {cha'maH} (that is, <two tens>) 30 {wejmaH} (that is, <three tens>) etc.
100 {wa'vatlh} (that is, <one hundred>) 200 {cha'vatlh} (that is, <two hundreds>) etc.
1,000 {wa'SaD} or {wa'SanID} (that is, <one thousand>) 2,000 {cha'SaD} or {cha'SanID} (that is, <two thousands>) etc.
Numbers are combined as in English:
5,347 {vaghSad wejvatlh loSmaH Soch} or[[vaghSad=>vaghSaD]] {vaghSanID wejvatlh loSmaH Soch} 604 {javvatlh loS} 31 {wejmaH waâ}
Some of the number-forming elements for higher numbers are:
ten thousand {netlh} hundred thousand {bIp} million {âuyâ} Zero is {pagh.}
Numbers are used as nouns. As such, they may stand alone as subjects or objects or they may modify another noun.
{mulegh chaâ} <Two (of them) see me.> ({mulegh} <they see me,> {chaâ} <two>) {waâ yIHoH} <Kill one (of them)!> ({waâ} <one,> {yIHoH} <kill him/her!>)
The preceding sentence is grammatically correct even without the {waâ} because the prefix {yI-} indicates a singular object. The {waâ,} therefore, is used for emphasis only. Numbers used as modifiers precede the noun they modify.
{loS puqpuâ} or {loS puq} <four children> {vaghmaH yuQmey} or {vaghmaH yuQ} <fifty planets>
The plural suffixes ({-puâ, -mey}) are not necessary when a number is used. When a number is used for numbering, as opposed to counting, it follows the noun. Compare:
{DuS waâ} <torpedo tube number 1> {waâ DuS} <one torpedo tube>
Ordinal numbers (<first, second,> etc.) are formed by adding {-DIch} to the numbers.
{wa'DIch} <first> {cha'DIch} <second> {HutDIch} <ninth>
Ordinal numbers follow the noun.
{meb cha'DIch} <second guest> Adding {-logh} to a number gives the notion of repetitions. {wa'logh} <once> {cha'logh} <twice> {Hutlogh} <nine times> These numbers function in the sentence as adverbials
FONT: The Klingon Dictionary by Marc Okrand
(Remember: if you have some doubt, you can ask me about Klingon language)
And for the historical xenolinguists among you: Bernard Comrie, 1995, âThe Paleo-Klingon numeral systemâ. HolQeD 4.4: 6â10.
Me: What do you think about languages
Date: I think learning a new language is a waste of time
Me, showing breadsticks to my manpurse: BĂŒyĂŒk bir hata yaptım.
Date: What?
Me: Ăg gerði mikil mistök. No podemos estar juntos. ĐŻ ĐŽĐŸĐ»Đ¶Đ”Đœ ОЎŃĐž.
Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)
Origin: Atlantean
âWho are you strangers and where did you come from?â
Origin: Atlantean
(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)
âWhoâŠare you strangers andâŠ.where did you come from?âÂ
Origin: AtlanteanÂ
âYour manner of speech is strange to me.â
Origin: Atlantean
âIâŠ.travelâŠfriend!â
Origin: Atlantean
ââŠI travel friendâŠ
(impatiently) âŠYou are a friendly traveler?âÂ
(does anyone else love how sheâs correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies â„)
Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)
âSo, my friend, I am a traveler!â
Origin: Latin
âYou speak the language of the Romans!â
Origin: French (milo plz)
âDo you speak French?â
Origin: French
âYes, sir!â
Christopher Eccleston: Why my Doctor had to be northern
âIf youâre an alien how comes you sound like youâre from the north?â Billie Piperâs Rose Tyler asked The Doctor ten years ago â now Christopher Eccleston has finally revealed why his Time Lord had a northern accent.
âLots of planet have a northâ the Doctor told Rose way back then, but Eccleston (who returns to our TV screens in ITVâs new thriller Safe House on Monday April 20th at 9pm) gives a rather different answer in this weekâs edition of Radio Times.
âI wanted to move him away from the RP (received pronunciation) for the first time because we shouldnât make a correlation between intellect and accentâ he says, âalthough that still needs addressingâ.
The self-described working-class actor also says that cultural inequality is âmuch more pronouncedâ in Britain than it used to be, and that it would be difficult for a young actor with his background to succeed in the industry today.
âYou canât blame Eddie Redmayne or Benedict Cumberbatch but inequality will lead to a milky, anodyne culture. To an extent thatâs already happened,â he argues.
Eccleston stresses that itâs not just about the working class though. âThereâs not enough writing for women or people of colourâ he says. âIt frustrates me when they insist on doing all-male Shakespearean productions â a wonderful intellectual exercise, maybe, but itâs outrageous because itâs putting a lot of women out of work.â
Every time I think I canât love Eccleston any more, he gives an interview like this and I find new nooks and crannies in my heart for him.
Lord have mercy, but heâs aged well.
English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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A Presentation about the voseo, a "special" phenomenon in Western Hemispheric (Latinoamericano) Spanish
If you want to learn about the voseo, I made a presentation that explains the different manifestations of it throughout the Americas.
Just a few comments:
WTF is âWestern Hemispheric Spanishâ??? American Spanish. Latin American Spanish. Spanish of Latin America/the Americas. New World Spanish, even.
Ladino is NOT the language of Sephardic Jews in Spain. Itâs the language of Sephardic Jews expelled from Spain after 1492 and into the early 16th century. Many Sephardim now live in Turkey and Israel, some speaking Ladino.
Old Hungarian Alphabet
The ancient Hungarians, or Magyars as they call themselves, had a distinctive writing system called rovĂĄsĂrĂĄs (rovĂĄs for short), or Old Hungarian script in scholarly circles. This script is also called âHungarian runesâ due to the angular shape of its letters, but it is not related in any way to Germanic Futhark. Instead it is most likely related to Turkic Runes employed by Turkic tribes in southern Siberia, which the Magyars encountered and interacted with in their migration from Central Asia to Europe.
The oldest rune-shaped inscription in Hungary dates from the 9th and 10th centuries CE, but these earliest texts are poorly understood and maybe even not in the Hungarian language but perhaps in an unidentified Turkic dialect. The first mention of the Old Hungarian script occurred in the late 13th century CE in a Latin chronicle of the Hungarians written by Simon de Kéza which mentions the rovås of the Székelys, a subgroup of the Magyar that inhabited Transylvania instead of the Carpathian basin. The earliest Old Hungarian list of all letters in an alphabet, appears in a printed book from the palace library of the city of Nikolsburg and dates to 1483.
After the establishment of the Christian Hungarian kingdom the script became less used and slowly forgotten because the Latin alphabet was adopted and forced to use. However, only a small layer of the society could use the Latin alphabet, thus the Hungarian runic script was only used among village people in medieval times. In remote parts of Transylvania, however, the runes remained in permanent use and were taught at schools until the 18th century. They were used by the Székler Magyars in Hungary until the 11th century. In remote parts of Transylvania however, the runes were still used up until the 1850s. During the 20th century there was a revival of interest in the alphabet.
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Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)
old school hate mail
Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock
Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.
Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole
More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.
And we havenât even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:
He wasnât just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasirâs business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.
The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasirâs own house.
Like, these are clay tablets. Theyâre bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically werenât kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).
But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?
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