CHEKA NA KITIME-SWAHILI JOKES

Jokes in Swahili from Tanzania

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Pitiapitia https://johnkitime1.blogspot.com

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Mbeya mmoja alimtumia mesej ya Whatsapp bosi wake akimsnich mdada mmoja waliye nae idara moja

MBEYA: Bosi Rozi hapa hafanyi kazi kabisa kazi yake kujipiga selfie na kuwatumia picha mabwana zake, anatia aibu kabisa

BOSI: Picha hizo ana nitumia mimi

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SATURDAY NEWSPAPERS 12 AUGUST 2017

SATURDAY NEWSPAPERS 12 AUGUST 2017

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NATASHA LISIMO AJA NA WIMBO MPYA WA GOSPEL - UFUNGUO

NATASHA LISIMO AJA NA WIMBO MPYA WA GOSPEL – UFUNGUO

      Natasha Maige Lisimo aja na kibao cha muziki wa Enjili kiitwacho Ufunguo. Wimbo huu ulioandikwa na Tresor Lisimo, umewekwa melody na Bahati Bukuku, wakati yeye Natasha akiimba kwa sauti yake tamu. Mchanganyiko huu mtamu usikilize kwa amara ya kwanza hapa. [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/337483806"…

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JUDITH KIULA NYOTA MPYA WA MUZIKI WA INJILI Judith Kiula ni muimbaji mpya wa muziki wa Enjili na hii ni nyimbo yake ya kwanza anatarajia kukamilisha album yake yinya nyimbo 8 kabla ya mwisho wa mwaka huu.

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NEWSPAPERS FRIDAY 11 AUGUST 2017

NEWSPAPERS FRIDAY 11 AUGUST 2017

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Newspapers Wednesday 9 July 2017

Newspapers Wednesday 9 July 2017

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MWANAMUZIKI MPYA WA MUZIKI WA INJILI, ANA UMRI WA MIAKA 5

MWANAMUZIKI MPYA WA MUZIKI WA INJILI, ANA UMRI WA MIAKA 5

Baby Nito ni mtoto wa miaka mitano. Mama yake Natasha Maige Lisimo ni muimbaji wa muda mrefu anaejulikana zaidi kwa jina la Kadjanito. Huu ni wimbo wake wa kwanza akieleza anavyompenda Yesu na kumuomba amuongoze. Msikilize hapa [soundcloud url="https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/337029124" params="visual=true&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false"…

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DAWASCO WAZINDUA HUDUMA YA MAJI MTANDAONI

DAWASCO WAZINDUA HUDUMA YA MAJI MTANDAONI

Shirika la Maji safi na Majitaka Dar es Salaam (DAWASCO), limezindua mfumo mpya wa Mawasiliano ambao unalenga kumrahisisha mteja kupata na kutoa taharifa. Akizungumza na Waandishi wa Habari  Jijini Dar es Salaam Mkurugenzi wa Mawasiliano na Teknolojia wa DAWASCO, Kiula Kingu amesema lengo la mfumo huu ni kumuweka mteja karibu kihuduma. “Smartphone itamuwezesha kila mwananchi kupakua huduma hii…

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NEWSPAPERS TUESDAY 8 AUGUST 2017

NEWSPAPERS TUESDAY 8 AUGUST 2017

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NEWSPAPERS MONDAY 7TH AUGUST 2017

NEWSPAPERS MONDAY 7TH AUGUST 2017

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NEWSPAPERS AUGUST 6TH 2017

NEWSPAPERS AUGUST 6TH 2017

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RAIS DKT. MAGUFULI PAMOJA NA RAIS MUSEVENI WA UGANDA WAWEKA JIWE LA MSINGI MRADI WA UJENZI WA BOMBA LA MAFUTA KUTOKA HOIMA UGANDA MPAKA BANDARI YA TANGA

RAIS DKT. MAGUFULI PAMOJA NA RAIS MUSEVENI WA UGANDA WAWEKA JIWE LA MSINGI MRADI WA UJENZI WA BOMBA LA MAFUTA KUTOKA HOIMA UGANDA MPAKA BANDARI YA TANGA

  Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania Dkt. John Pombe Magufuli akiwa na mgeni wake, Rais wa Uganda Yoweri Museveni wakivuta utepe kuashiria uwekaji wa jiwe la msingi la mradi mkubwa wa bomba la mafuta ghafi kutoka Hoima Uganda hadi Tanga huku viongozi mbalimbali wa Tanzania na Uganda wakishuhudia. Shughuli hiyoilifanyika katika kijiji cha Chongoleani nje kidogo ya jiji la Tanga.     Rais wa…

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NEWSPAPERS AUGUST 5TH JULY 2017

NEWSPAPERS AUGUST 5TH JULY 2017

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MAGAZETINI LEO 4 JULY 2017

MAGAZETINI LEO 4 JULY 2017

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DEXTEROUS KITCHEN MABINGWA WA KUTENGENEZA KEKI

DEXTEROUS KITCHEN MABINGWA WA KUTENGENEZA KEKI

KWA  wale waliosoma Highland mwaka 1991, 1992 watamkumbuka Celine. Alikuwa akiishi Wilolesi. Kwa sasa Celine ni bingwa wa kutengeneza keki zenye mvuto katika macho na tamu sana kuzitafuna. Keki zake zenye usanii wa hali ya juu zimekuwa zikitumika katika maharusi, sherehe mbalimbali kama birthdau, graduation , kipaimara na kadhalika. Kwa kutumia jina la Dexterious Kitchen, Celine ameweza kujizolea…

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