[papayajuan2019]

⚠️this is financial advice⚠️:

never buy anything

[scottishstoner]

Judy Garland in I Could Go on Singing (1963)

[charmabrasion]

fresno nightcrawlers in the year 2000 getting ready to jump in front of my mom's car while she was changing her bjork CD during her road trip, causing her to swerve off a bridge and inciting my miracle birth

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

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personal soundboard for when i'm scrolling various social media websites

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[hungwy]

its crazy how so many hokkaido pictures just look like minnesota

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Italian Nirvana

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

[glitter-bonez]

[magicratfingers]

some of u will love this