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ALASTOR'S FEELINGS SERIE Alastor/reader love story
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The taming of Alastor
Series. Alastor/Lucifer. Alastor going into rut.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3 (final)
Alastor's second rut.
Or the taming of Alastor part 2.
Intro
Chapter 2. The propositions
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
What happens
part 1
prologue
WHAT HAPPENS
New fanfic! You get your first heat while working for Vox at voxtek.
PROLOGUE
part one here
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New story on the work! the story begin the same but it separates in 2 different ones after chapter 4. omegaverse. After Alastor suddenly puts an end to your friendship, you get bored and decided to look for work. You get hired by Vox to be their new front desk secretary. the story than goes 2 different way. one were vox is there for you and alastor is jealous and one where vox is a complete asshole and Alastor takes care of you. what avenu e will you take first?
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New story on the work! the story begin the same but it separates in 2 different ones after chapter 4. omegaverse. After Alastor suddenly puts an end to your friendship, you get bored and decided to look for work. You get hired by Vox to be their new front desk secretary. the story than goes 2 different way. one were vox is there for you and alastor is jealous and one where vox is a complete asshole and Alastor takes care of you. what avenu e will you take first?
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WARNING be very carefull. this person is a scammer. They say they want to buy art from you and tell à made up story about à project they are doing and they (in my case) show you some of the picture you took that they want to use for inspiration. they offer you à price thats not too high. if you accept they send you an émail you sign about autorizing the use of your picture. everything looked fine and they even send me pic of their project. then suddenly its "hey you will have to deposit à check for 900$ that my buyer will send you. you keep the 150 and send me the rest". at that point i was asking à looot of questions cause that didnt make any sense. they are pro and very convincing. i said ok, send me the check and will see. they send it by émail and i déposed it. then they were l'ßle, ok give me the money. i told them it was impossible cause the money wasnt in my account yet. (i send them à pic) they said " but you have a 100$ that was deposit . send me that im at the store right now to buy art supply". i said, no. that 100$ is lend by the bank while a wait for the rest. if i send it to you and the check dont pass, i will loose 100. they kept saying that of course, the check is good and why would i think other wise etc.. i said she will have to wait. that if its not a scam, then the money will be available in 4 days. it wasnt . big surprise. i told them and said if they still want to buy , to transfert me the money. they said " sure! i have your email". à few days later, i asked if they changed their mind. they said. " Ok the only thing i can do is send you another check but.this time, it will work". i was fucking done at that point. told them its a pretty well knowned scam technique to do that, and if they didnt want to scam me.like they said, to me pay me the way.normal people would. they blocked me. heres their tumblr page. PLEASE share this so others wont loose their money!!
so um freaking out . my Hazbin Hotel lp record has disappeared ??? theres only one place i leave all my records and its under the turntable . i have no need whatsoever to put them elsewhere. i yook them all out and replaced them one by one. its not there. i moved every furnitures and its not ANYWHERE. also, none of my friends have a turntable including my 2 firends who like HH .(and they would never have stole it) wtf
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I read my first fanfic and made some correction. this is a story about you (female) going to hell and meeting the gang and falling for alastor. smut and violence ensued. read the updated version on my a03
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54707167/chapters/138646918
Voice head canons for Hazbin Hotel characters posted to Viv's tumblr December 28, 2014.
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ALASTOR'S SECOND RUT
Last chapter.
We are at the end. I hope the people who read it liked it and had fun.
Lucifer was very big. His body hurt most of the time. Alastor was massaging his limbs and back etc any chance he got. He also helped with showers or baths. Luci couldnt reach his lower legs no more so Alastor washed the kings feet every evening before bed. Luci had been working on a superb duck mobile for the baby , each duck representing a member of the original hotel members. The people who felt the most like a familly to Charlie and therefor him. Husk, Nifty , Angel ,Pentious ,Vaggie ,Alastor ,even Cherry bomb . (And Charlie herself if course). There was a big star at the top , with the ducks hanging under.
"Finally done!"
Luci said proudly . Al was standing by its side thingking.
"Mmm..."
"What?"
"Well, my dear , it is very well made and adorable. But, one of your duck is a drunk and another is a porn star. "
" and one of them is a serial killer"
" Touché. What a great display of role models for the kid."
" yeah well...they are still great people in my opinion"
" darling. Theres one missing"
" hummm no. Theyre all there? Who do you mean?"
" well you of course!"
"Ah! I didnt think of adding myself. Should i do one?"
" of course! Thats the most important piece !"
" aah Come on..."
"I mean it my sweet"
Lucifer blushed and Alastor gently kissed him.
"I'll get to it then! "
"Not right now. Its late and time for bed."
"Im not a kid Al . Im thousands of (yawn) years old "
" yes. But that yawn and heavy eyelid suggest you need to sleep."
"Mmm...ok then"
//////
Lucifer woke up in the morning finding himself alone in bed , which wasnt an unusual thing with Alastor. The demon seemed to need very little sleep. Lucifer stayed in bed, scrolling on his phone got Ă while when his mate entered the room with their breakfast. The Angel sat against the headboard with a grunt of effort.
"Hello mon chéri. Slept well? "
Said Al sitting in the bed and putting the tray between them.
"Not to bad. Woke up a few times but not for long. Whats that?"
Lucifer grabbed a box that was on the tray.
"Its a present for you. Well , for the baby i should say "
Not waiting an instant more , luci oppenned the box. It was a duck. And judging by the hat, one of lucifer. It was not plastic like the normal ones but fabric with apparent stiches . The beak was a little sideways and one of the patches of white fabric had some kind of pale grey flower design on it. Alastor noticed the tight lips and frowning on Lucifer's face .
"Its ok if you dont like it. I dont know how you make yours so i did what i could with my own means."
Luci began whinning then turned to alastor , face drenched in tears.
'Oh Al. I love it. So. Much'
'So ..those are tears of Joy ?"
"Yes! Thank youuuuuwwaaaaaa"
The silent tears turned into an ugly cry.
"I think your hormones are acting up dear."
" shut up you lanky staaaaaag"
Answered luci still crying.
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A couple of hours later , Alastor entered the lobby of the hotel where they all always hang up. Lucifer was showing the duck to Charlie and now they were both crying. Having had enough of emotions for one day, he decided to teleport outside and scare sinners. Just his presence made them run. Has they should (he tought). He decided to have a cup off tea with Rosie. It has been a while and lucifer was hanging with his daugter today. After a while of gossip , his phone rang. Lucifer had forced him to carry this thing around in case of an energency. He was looking at the annoying thing with a finger in the air, not knowing where to press. Rosie sight with a smile and dragged the green button to the right.
"There you go honey, you can talk"
"Yes hello? Alastor's speaking"
'Al its Vaggie, you need to Come back to the hotel right know. "
" what seems to be the problem dear?"
"The baby is coming. Im just outside lucifets bedroom and Charlie is inside with the doctor"
"Oh my"
Said Rosie , hearing the high pitch voice .
"I'll be there in a minute. "
" well, thank you for a Nice afternoon belle dame"
He said to Rosie and disolved without waiting for her to talk.
////
Charlie, vaggie , Cherry bomb and Lucifer were deep in a game of "ticket to ride" . (It surprised everyone to learn that Cherry loved tabletop games). It was about ann hour after Alastor had left for his walk.
"Booya! " shouted Cherry. "My routes are done. Give me another one! "
"Aah Come on. Already?"
Said charlie.
"Shit" Lucifer said in turn
"Yeah, shit indeed. Im leaving you all in the dust!" Laughed Cherry. "Your turn your Lil ' King."
"I... call Alastor for me darling would you?"
"Ok? What for dad?"
" well...my water just broke..."
" damn! Its like the river thames under there!" Said Cherry looking under the table.
"Ooh Oh ooh shit oh shit! What do i do!? " Charlie had stood up like a spring and was walking in place.
Vaggie took her by the arm, bringing her to lucifer's side.
"Babe. Take you father to his room and ill call Alastor. "
"Ok ok i do that"
////
Oh fuck me that HUUURRRTTS"
Screamed lucifer.
" why the hell is it so soon? I still have 5 weeks left!"
Dr Cream * said calmly, listening the lucifer's belly with a stéthoscope : well sire, it is normal to be early when you are having 3 children.
"Im....having what now???"
" yes. 3. Your companion is a deer demon yes? Its normal for deers to have 2 to 3 babies at the same time"
After a beat where lucifer wide eyes and mouth open fixer the doctor, horns grew and eye glowed red. Lucifer's voice amplified so much the room shaked.
ALASTOOOORRRR!!!!
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The deer demon had just turned the corner of the hall where lucifer's quarters were when he heard the scream. Vaggie jumped from the wall she was leaning on. She saw Alastor coming towards her.
"Dear lord" said Al. "I think im required in there sooner than later. "
They went in and luci ,clearly furious ppinted to Alastor.
"THERE YOU ARE TRAITOR!'
"Traitor?"
Vaggie forcefully pushed Charlie to the door. " Come sweety, they need privacy"
"Oh ok.. good luck dad!'
And gone they were.
Alastor advanced carefully until he was close , but far enough to be out of luci's arm lenght.
"My angel darling. Care to explain your vues about the traiter thing?"
" you ask for one child. Wy is there 3?!"
" sorry...what?"
Alastor became whiter
"Yep you idiot deer. We are having 3 kids. AaaAAAAA GOOOD! "
Luci was cramping painfully.
"Its.. too much... i cant push 3 out!" Tears were flowing down his face.
" Oh my love. " said Alastor, now holding the angel's hand. " you are one of the most powerfull being in all création. You can do anything. "
"Please dont leave me?" Said Lucifer making the biggest puppy eyes the world had ever seen.
"And why would i do such a thing? You are my mate , and our babies will be perfection"
"Ok...fuck fuck another contraaaaaAAAAAAAAA"
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It took many hours of pushing and resting before the 3 infants were finally out. The 3 minuscule creatures now in soft little blankets in Alastor's arms. Two girls and a boy. The girls had little devil horns and deer ears. One of the girls had Alastor's hair and the other one's hair were a light pink.The boy had little antlers and two round red blush on his cheek plus lucifer's hair. And to lucifer's delight, they all had little deer tails.
" perfection..Just like you said..."
Said Lucifer exhausted. He closed his eyes
"They really are . So, Lucifer. How should we call them?"
Lucifer wasnt answering.
"Darling?"
No answer
"Lucifer ? LUCIFER !?"
"OH my god WHAT?!"
Suddenly said luci, oppening his eyes.
"For fuck sake! (Alastor rarelly cursed) you scared me ! I thought you had died for an instant !"
" having babies would not be a thing that would kill me. Even when im tired to death . I just really need to sleep..."
Alastor sighed and said :
"I love you "
Luci replied: ah! You said the thing! (Alastor rolled his eyes) i love you too "
The end
I leave you to imagine the babies names. Dont hesitate to write me your ideas!
*Dr Thomas Neil cream was a real serial killer thought to maybe be jack the reapper.
Th3 second rut
Or, "the taming of Alastor " sequel.
Be sure to read the first story first! (Check the Master list pinned on my page)
This chapter will be really short.
After the intense week of Alastor's yearly rut , Lucifer was was getting some well needed alone time to pamper hinself. He hadnt seen much of Alastor for a few days and everything seemed to be back to normal. Or has normal as this place could be. Since he was "gone" for a few days, Charlie bombarded him with questions about his absence. He finally abdicted and told her. She was ..surprised , to say the least. He didnt say any détails. Just that he helped and couldnt leave him alone. But of course , charlotte being charlotte , was already seing them as a couple and gleaming at the thought of having 2 dads.
"Its not like that honey! I dont think alastor sees me as anything more than a...errrrmm... a helping hand? You know how he his. Romance is just not is thing."
Charlotte just replied in a singing tone "we'll seeeee!!!"
Now Lucifer was finally alone. He had prepared a charcuterie board, a box of chocolate and some sweet wiskey placed on a table by the side of his enormous bath. The water was hot and the foam from the bubble bath smelled like strawberry . He had a mud mask and some soft music was playing. He had brought a book but had chose to just do absolutely nothing for now.
He closed hia eyes and sight. "Aaaaaa....perfection" he said out loud.
"Are you talking about me? " said a voice full of static.
Luci jumped screaming , his glass breaking on the floor.
"Cause you would be right. I am perfection "
Alastor was looking at the King with an amused smiled.
"WTF AL!! "
Lucifer put his hands on his face massaging around his eyes.
"You scared me to death! What do you want?"
Alastor made a rotation mouvement with one finger and the glass reformed itself with the drink back in it.
"Mmm" he said. " delicious "
Lucifer looked at him with his eyebrows croocked.
"Al. I ask again.What do you want?"
" well, it is not a Light affair. I have a proposition for you"
Read the story where alastor ask Lucifer to have his spawn..i mean baby.
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