hoping for the best but expecting the worst

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[newgirlgifs]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

[nothisistiffany]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[dancingtilldawn-blog]

[grahamphicdesign-deactivated201]

I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.

[noemail-deactivated20180112]

Hades was the original sassy gay friend.

[alucardhellsing]

Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he is flaming.

[peacefullyy]

this post is perfect

[peteneems]

[vitael]

[dicklover3000]

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

[sasaq]

[gosh]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me: *has A Single Emotion*

me: 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[unlawfully]

[bob-belcher]

[flyngmdlrckts]

[florhalmist]

[imanaires]

yes i am a triple threat!!! bitter, petty & an emotional mess!!!

[thottypapi-deactivated20190618]

Don’t rush to like a nigga that you’re not even friends with.

Me after liking a nigga that I was never friends with and realizing that I wouldn’t even liked to have him as a friend (via @thottypapi )