Nocturnal Muse

I'm Muse! She/her, nocturnalmuse most places. Attempting to revive my old blog cuz everywhere is on fire! PFP by nutcaseart, Banner by Maya Kerne

[n0cturnalmuse]

I’m baaaack

and if you see me being cringe, no you don’t Idk how anything works here anymore and I’m too old to be bullied now

[nutcaseart]

2 Character creations based on emote suggestions on twitter! @n0cturnalmuse owns the cute elf and I kept the Alien!

[hydro-homies]

[belf-on-the-shelf]

but you left off the best response to his tweet:

[fannyrosie]

La pluie de vos injures n'atteint point le parapluie de mon indifférence.

[sarazanmai]

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[yarky]

manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side

its always me picking up the cats

[yarky]

maybe im the bad boy

[porterr-robinson]

[botanyshitposts]

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

[botanyshitposts]

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

[botanyshitposts]

[botanyshitposts]

update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

[botanyshitposts]

test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit 

[botanyshitposts]

wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

[ripe]

bo_mang_co on ig

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[hurleyquinnzel]

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[paar-pahlok]

Me: alright I’m over this Fallout 76 nonsense

Some YouTuber: Bethesda lies again! How Fallout 76 has gotten worse!

Me:

[inkrton]

>several people are typing...

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones

my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

[woke-whisperer]

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[iminyjo]

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

[tentacleteapot]

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

[tentacleteapot]

reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Sound on for this relatable content

[dangerous-tangerine]

cats are so stoopid i love them