Elliot @snail9601 - Tumblr Blog

forgot i was working in the meat section at my workplace today and briefly experienced what it's like to be an indie horror game protagonist

valtsv

coworker: uhhh there's some blood leaking out from under the storeroom door can you go check that out

me:

me, remembering that i'm working on the raw meats counter and not about to meet jeff the killer at the fridge:

ageofgeek

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

computationalcalculator

emilygaming

I think it’s really important that everyone here know that I made a sentient subway sandwich tonight in spore

I even ended up figuring out how to add some spinach and turkey slices

randomencounters

Encounter: Sandwich Beast

newtkins

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

newtkins

#anise's meta

egirlbutternubs

Screaming in pain covered in blood trying to put the fitted sheets on the bed

#start at upper corner and immediately get the other top corner #then stretch down #should keep the sheets on unless you pull too far sideways

carnival-phantasm

wow that's fucked up, thank god I'm safe on tumblr dot com where nobody thinks like this haha

toastyglow

jason mantzoukas should play one of the greek gods sometime in something

don’t u wanna see this dude be dionysus or somethin, that’d be fresh as hell

gladiolus---amicitia

toastyglow

FUCKING INCREDIBLE

vicholas

There’s a popular post going around that’s like “well tone indicators are helpful for people for anxiety because some people need stuff like “ /nm (not mad)” or “ /nbh (nobody here)” and I absolutely get it because I have an anxiety disorder but like. You can very much add that on the text of a message itself and it will be way more clear and accessible than expecting them to memorize this whole new fabricated code.

Which one do you think will be clearer, faster to understand, and more direct to the point:

“oh my god someone is pissing me off /nbh”

“oh my god someone (not from this server, don’t worry) is pissing me off”

or

“have you done the dishes? /nm

“have you done the dishes? don’t worry, im not mad, just wondering”

You can be mindful of someone else’s needs and talk to them in a way that is respectful and understanding of those needs. The key is communication. Expecting people to memorize a lot of abbreviations is like the contrary of accessible.

allofthemwitches-deactivated202

dantescandlestick

relelvance

Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

vympr

pumping

relelvance

Not quite but I would never correct a woman

vympr

im a white boy

relelvance

*collars you* You’re my pet now

vympr

this is Biden’s America

afadingworld

neotrances-deactivated

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door