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lindi | she/her | 31 | 🏳️‍🌈 multifandom, but currently obsessing over: spatort, hannibal, iasip, the vampire lestat

[ebogosian]

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND in The Vampire Lestat • 1.07, The Failures

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[alethialia]

At a time when Netflix is getting roundly criticized for forcing its shows to treat the audience like we have all of two brain cells to rub together, The Vampire Lestat is out here volleying everything from 70s gay references to 1700s Dutch Republic references at the speed of light while saying, "You don't get it? Well, that's a fucking you problem."

And I love that for us.

[clerkrard]

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 fire island set by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

[alysmond]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 3, Episode 4, "The Devil's Road"

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E03

[professional-rat-eater]

Daniel trying to convince himself he doesn’t have transformational trauma:

(Credit to @ladyofthecreed for the joke. I can’t tag you for some reason?)

[n0n1ghtingales]

happy pride month spatort fandom :)

[sokkigarden]

imagine having feelings for your superior at work and not being able to do anything about it despite the several near-death situations you are put in together. and then you visit alternate realities and go back and forth in time and in all of those timelines and situations you and said superior are together romantically. i would die

[buckandballum]

[adams-welt]

"Hat er dich also auch gekriegt."

[n0n1ghtingales]

so i just realized this and uhm guys what send help

[arbeitstitel-jackpot]

tatort berlin fucks so tatort saarbrücken can make love at some point

[n0n1ghtingales]

i watch spatort for the plot

the plot

[treibholz-des-universums]

:)

[tabeaornottabea]

meine Antwort an die ganzen Boomer zu ihren “Rezensionen” zum neuen Spatort

[mindofleen]

esther & katja - good luck, babe!