TabeaOrNotTabea

she/her, 20s,currently obsessed with tatort

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could call him friendless, nicht mehr der jüngste and sexuell unausgelastet while we’re chilling in his garden after i invited myself over 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could strip in the passenger seat of his car, while he’s texting and driving, on our first day of work together 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well ich könnte mit ihm zusammen …………………… arbeiten 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could cramp his murder investigation style by insisting on such petty things as traffic laws and the rights of witnesses/suspects 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could point out his logikprobleme while he, an insomniac, falls asleep at my feet on the back porch of one of our suspects’ house 😌 

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could hug him 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could steal his pills and confront him about his substance abuse problem in a car after the end of our first case together, a move that is sure to end well 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well he told ME schön dass du da bist 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could call him friendless, nicht mehr der jüngste and sexuell unausgelastet while we’re chilling in his garden after i invited myself over 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could strip in the passenger seat of his car, while he’s texting and driving, on our first day of work together 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well ich könnte mit ihm zusammen …………………… arbeiten 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could cramp his murder investigation style by insisting on such petty things as traffic laws and the rights of witnesses/suspects 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could point out his logikprobleme while he, an insomniac, falls asleep at my feet on the back porch of one of our suspects’ house 😌 

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could hug him 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well i could steal his pills and confront him about his substance abuse problem in a car after the end of our first case together, a move that is sure to end well 😌

[weidli]

‘i could fix him’ well he told ME schön dass du da bist 😌

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[russianblush]

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

[awordwasthebeginning]

wet girl summer. either I'm sweaty or freshly showered or absolutely soaked by the rain, there is no dry in-between

[lazer-t]

A pigeon crosses your dash

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[midnightglances]

are you ever just like, oh my god what AM I doing with my one wild and precious life?????

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen

[mollybeenoel]

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[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[hopeful-recoveryy]

What a privilege it is to get old.

What a privilege it is to show signs of aging.

What a privilege it is to not have passed at a young age.

What a privilege it is to have smile lines, wrinkles, graying hair, healing scars, and other signs your body has lived for years.

What a privilege it is to get old.

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[buginateacup]

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

[inyourorbitx]

@the-communist-unicorn peak comment

[dykeselfcest]

everything requires so much maintenance forever. can we do something about the law of entropy