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Linda / 25 AlpacaStudy

[ruinedchildhood]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

*wipes tears with a beauty blender*

[thenatsdorf]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

Lightning fast.

[funnyanimeshitt]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

when a customer getting crazy and you thinking about risking it all

[shittyidea]

This shit

[boobasprite]

[sir-thursday]

Sir that is too big a bite

[x-file]

Don’t tell him what to do

[sir-thursday]

He is causing a scene

[starsappho]

Dude don’t kill his dreams

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[shittyidea]

A treadmill with obstacles on it

[shittyidea]

A limousine that is extremely wide instead of extremely long

[shittyidea]

Got diarrhea? Use a tampon!

[shittyidea]

The day before a job interview, get a tattoo of the company’s logo

[shittyidea]

Laxatives for birds

[tastefullyoffensive]

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

jt-sexkik:

Finally, a worthy heir to the distinguished legacy of None Pizza With Left Beef

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who were born prematurely can never say the phrase “I was born ready”.

[asapscience]

A good sign you should go outside once in a while…[http://bit.ly/2lTWriF]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The best thing about japanese porn is they censor it so I can watch it with my family