stupid sexy flanders

Hello I am: Meera, 23, female. I like space, dogs, and a lot of TV shows. TESTIMONIALS: "meera is a saucy wonton science mistress of the night and also the duchess of butts and also may or may not be homer simpson" - Shanna "butts" - Talia Instagram: @meeranium   ♣ ♦ ♠ ♥

[hooved]

rebecca black was right. gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

[femmeidiot]

Brain empty.... pussy thinking though.

[traditional-latin-math]

Everyone, today is an important date in music history: 

HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY 

[semiotextiana]

[tenya]

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

[tenya]

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

[spooky-catboy-angel]

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

[darth--nickels]

LIghthouse keepers will never be memorialized like soldiers or cops because they didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job) but they’re like, heroes who saved untold lives through discipline and self-sacrifice doing an impossible lonely job and I’m worked up about  it 

[darth--nickels]

Clinging to a swaying tower in freezing, driving rain, risking death by everything from pneumonia to a fall to a fucking lightning strike to keep the lantern going when you don’t even KNOW if someone is out on the water!! Working! Class! Heroes!

[andhumanslovedstories]

Love very much the sentiment of this post and also love the specific wording of “didn’t kill anyone (as part of their job)” because what lighthouse keepers did off hours is their own business

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[oooh-banana-deactivated20210131]

Party rockers in the hou

[oooh-banana-deactivated20210131]

It's "party rock is"

[oooh-banana-deactivated20210131]

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[slowspinningredemption]

casually learning how the stock market works because my dedication to the drama knows no bounds

[moltres]

Situation is fucked but at least there’s funny tweets and memes?

[depsidase]

[latinozevran-archive-deactivate]

u know as long as we are on the subject of holocaust remembrance day... everyone go read that smithsonian mag article on anne frank again 🙃

[latinozevran-archive-deactivate]

Becoming Anne Frank

Why did we turn an isolated teenage girl into the world’s most famous Holocaust victim?

[anxietyproblem]

[entjs-deactivated20210414]

If we’re mutuals we’re comrades and I wish destruction on your enemies

[tikkety-tok]

He finally got to meet him!

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

I can’t believe he got half the cast of Oblivion in one video.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

I wasn’t kidding.

[catchymemes]

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now