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i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

truestoriesaboutme

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

blythebaird

jomjjeoro

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

bastionkeeper

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

pussylipgloss

*spends yet another day being honest and loyal*

softnectar

No offense but after dating a soulless man with shallow emotions and no depth to himself… I’m only here for men that are unapologetically in love with you, openly express it to you on the daily, and is the counterpart to building your own self love helping you on that journey + process.

verbautezukunft

“You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.”

— (via liebeficktunsalle)

purplebuddhaproject

“It’s bullsh*t to think of friendship and romance as being different. They’re not. They’re just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close.”

—

Rachel Cohn and David Levithan

(via purplebuddhaquotes)