[tauforged]

sorry hang on someone on my dash just said there’s among us porn out there.... please don’t fuck the tictacs with legs wtf is wrong with u. also does anyone have a link i need to inflict this onto my friends immediately

[tauforged]

well. i found it. i regret looking for it but i DID find it. 

also this may just be the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen  

[tauforged]

i’m really glad FUCK CUM has been inflicting distress onto as many people as me cuz immediately after sending this in the discord CUM became an emoji by popular demand. this is the only good thing to come of subjecting myself to the unholy subreddit i found it in

[nihongogogo]

‘For years, there’s only been one passenger waiting at the Kami-Shirataki train station in the northernmost island of Hokkaido, Japan: A high-school girl, on her way to class. The train stops there only twice a day—once to pick up the girl and again to drop her off after the school day is over.It sounds like a Hayao Miyazaki film. But according to CCTV News, it was a decision that Japan Railways—the group that operates the country’s railway network—made more than three years ago. At that time, ridership at the Kami-Shirataki station had dramatically fallen because of its remote location, and freight service had ended there as well. Japan Railways was getting ready to shut the station down for good—until they noticed that it was still being used every day by the high-schooler. So they decided to keep the station open for her until she graduates. The company’s even adjusted the train’s timetable according to the girl’s schedule. The unnamed girl is expected to graduate this March, which is when the station will finally be closed.’

[thecosmosowl]

[jotaillustrator]

[im-the-princess-now]

Baby girl graduated

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[odinsblog]

*ahem*

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[mllebabushkat]

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

[valtsv]

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)

Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)

but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad

“everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive

[valtsv]

for the visual learners in the crowd

[god-sent-gender-bent]

If I may add:

[kirbythegreat]

@god-sent-gender-bent

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Fixed

[genre]

It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)

[godlyicarus]

[evilcatcatrrrrr-deactivated2024]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[megaceros]

[kindofapieceofshit]

a wavy platypus?

[spaghettifromthevoid]

[moonrat02]

PERRY THE WAVY PLATYPUS?!

[mysharona1987]

[theboondocksisters]

[annieclarq-deactivated20160724]

the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

[shezasag]

I gotta delete my blog for good

[pancakeke]

I just found an etsy shop that sells parts for escape rooms and it feels like looking through a store for decorating your animal crossing house 

[pancakeke]

I want this in my real life house

[feedyourlocalgoth]

Man I hate people who are like, super verbal about hating cats. NOBODY cares that you don’t like cats. Also I think you’re a bitch ass

[meangirlnurse]

What animals do you work with !

you’re supposed to call them “coworkers” i think

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[kjoob]

[hogtown-salt]

[mysharona1987]