N2BXŁ

you don't bribe me with money; you bribe me with nutella

[n2bxl]

i swear when i die there won't be a shortage of selfies to fill up my slideshow ✨ #monday #mood #feelingmyself

[n2bxl]

before, you'd only see me shirtless in the water, but that confidence has grown since then #newyearnewme #fierce #friday #senior prenez attention les gens ✨

[n2bxl]

they say life sucks but they never say what life suckin #mood

[n2bxl]

i'm not usually the type to post consecutive selfies but aye don't stop my vibe ✋🏽 #lundi #monday #mood (à Wichita Falls, Texas)

[n2bxl]

we haven’t forgotten our promise to meet for coffee one day ☺️☕️ even with no sugar, you so sweet it makes up for it

[basiilhallward]

instead of actually writing an essay.. i wrote a thing on how to write an essay (woah meta) & added some pictures of my plans so u can see what i actually mean!! enjoy my friends i hope this is useful to someone

[buttholewitchcraft]

[cumbursted]

rachel knows

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Get this out of my face I’m dead serious

[alexander]

u can tell that all the straights in the crowd didnt get the joke

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[gif87a-com]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Please watch with sound omg

[itsperegrine]

I hate you for this.

[ummquestion]

I lost it at the computer error.

[n2bxl]

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#vacation @sup3rfruit

[n2bxl]

#spinach and #okra sauteed with ginger and garlic and topped with a bit of #calamansi juice #stayhealthy my friends ... ignore the fried goodness next to it

[n2bxl]

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the struggles of a dual-credit macroeconomics student 😂 #homework #macroeconomics

[n2bxl]

great start to my saturday after an...interesting night 🚌🚓 #uhoh #scrambledeggs #latebrunch

[n2bxl]

thank you guys for making this the best bday yet ; life tip: sometimes unplanned and spontaneous plans make the best plans. (10/10 would road trip again) 🚗💨 #bowling #drivebydunk #birthdaycelebration #classof2018

[iguanamouth]

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

[iguanamouth]

what the fuck

[bugsoftbinbows]

how could you waste a egg

[iguanamouth]

a what

[bellygangstaboo]

[sexwitsockson]

YALL AINT HAVE TO DO THAT

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one