Paladin Pro

Alexei. Tech-expert, lover of tattoos, guns and cryo-explosions. Willing to help with omni-tool modding/tech related questions. Anyone who asks about Canrum will get fucked up. [This blog is pure crack, serious RP takes place here]

[brandtysnaps]

wow

u r so fuckin lame bye

[n7crusader]

f u

[brandtysnaps]

coffee and yogurt are two completely different things omfg are you shitting me im????????

oNE IS A HOT DRINK THE OTHER IS A COLD GROSS PASTE

motherfucker

[n7crusader]

dID YOU JUST

FUCKING

I WILL

???¿¿ WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY GROSS I WILL END YOU

u

punk

[brandtysnaps]

dECAF IS THE SHIT FUCK YOU

[n7crusader]

it's fuCKIN DISGUSTING OKAY I CAN'T BELIEVE PPL ACTUALLY DRINK THIS CRAP christ have u never heard of yoghurt bc lemme tell ya son tHAT is the shit

[brandtysnaps]

idefk who that is tbh

[n7crusader]

JUST TRUST ME HE'S P LAME OK

#ur kinda a dork lbr

at least i'm not some lameass that thinks decaf tastes good

or rly

any coffee

what the fuck man

[brandtysnaps]

n7crusader said: who are you calling a dork u punk

[brandtysnaps]

p UNK ROCK MAYBE

[n7crusader]

#jk that is the devil's music #jk

you are literally the lamest person I know and I know adrien so that's a lot of lameness to top ok

[n7crusader]

No, you seriously don't seem to get it. You say that I left HER with no choice when SHE left ME with no choice DELIBERATELY in the FIRST PLACE. I don't know how I can be any clearer. I don't know why you seem obsessed with painting her as the victim but it's obvious that you just don't want to see the problem. This isn't going anywhere, so this'll be my last message.]

Okay now listen, and listen good you self-entitled little bastard because I’m done playing nice for you:You’re being an asshole. YOU GODMODDED YOUR PARTNER AND YOUR JUSTIFICATION IS THAT YOUR CHARACTER IS OVERPOWERED AND USES A POWER THAT HE HAS NO REASON FOR POSSESSING. You’re messaging EVERYONE saying something related to this pointless drama you started, desperate to clear your name and being insulted when people don’t buy your bullshit-explanation.YOU act like the victim, stating “she left you no choice" when in reality you were the one not leaving HER a choice? What kind of warped logic are you using? Spoilers, princess, this isn’t how it works.I’m not obsessed with painting her as the victim, you are obsessed with painting her as the villain for a) not letting you godmod her character and b) stating her displeasure with that act.You’re right, this isn’t going anywhere and I honestly don’t know what you expected to happen, but I’ll be glad if you never contact me or one of my rp partners and friends again. 

[gothicprep]

i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

[n7crusader]

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care

[brandtysnaps]

pats ur face u little ignorant shit\

[n7crusader]

#n7crusander #crusader #n7crusader

this hurts me

[brandtysnaps]

lets just say u bein a pretty princess and kawaii are abt the same thing lbqh

[n7crusader]

wait what

[n7crusader]

brandt I will fucking destroy you

wiTH MY HANDSOMENESS

yolo fight me

aww yea check out that grin 1000/10

coME AT ME I LIKE EVEN HOTTER WHEN ANGRY

[brandtysnaps]

dayum gurl

[n7crusader]

#not as hot as me but ur gettin there #hairflip

excuse u

check me out posing all sexy and shit

aww yeah here i'm being deep

#nofilter #nomakeup #allnatural

[n7crusader]

check out my sexy new icon hell ye

[brandtysnaps]

oh my god

i am infinirelytroeansgf dinfinite infinitely more vintage than u u got nothin on me bro

[n7crusader]

#look at dat icon #im grunge #and hardcore #and swaggy #fuck u man 

dude at least half of those aren't real words what the fuck is a swaggy???

also

[brandtysnaps]

sometimes i lay in bed

and it’s l8

and i 

just think

i am so fuckin hardcore

[brandtysnaps]

motherfucker u are so 2000 and late

[n7crusader]

#i'm so 3000 and 8 #but rly that is soOOooO old

was that a reference bc I do not get that bullshit hello I might as well have grown up under some fucking rock??¿

[n7crusader]

silverbulletstare replied to your post: HOLY SHIT MAN. I JUST REALIZED. PALADIN PRO. PALADIN /BRO./

thats p lame tbqh

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the N7s, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sentinel in the entire Alliance forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the extranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Terminus Systems and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Systems Alliance Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.