Pictures And Reviews of eaten foods

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Rye bread at 6.30 am. 3/10

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Fuk my iphone

When there's free cake around, I'll be there to give it 5 out of 10 reviews. Such incident occurred just minutes ago and I swear to the unholy meaningless void that I took a picture of a paper plate with a chocolate smudge on it. Now though, can't seem to be able to find it anywhere... There's a lesson here kids: never trust that odd sound your phone makes when taking a photo. Always double check and look left and then right and dont take the seatbelt off until the light with two hands holding the unidentified object turns off. Also there's no smoking in the lavatory. Not even vaping because that's for assholes anyway.

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Did you know that "cottage cheese" is japanese for "needs salt or something"? This evens out my recent habit of doing over the average reviews in this bloggerino. 2/10. On the positive side of things munching on that plastic spoon did clean up a sesame seed that was stuck somewhere deep between my teeth.

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Mr. Trump needs to build a Victoria-bottle shaped hole in his wall.

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Very tired am i. Una doppio per favore shall i have mille grazie

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That's what i think of the pie.

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Fml

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This was a nice selfmade burgerino. I messed my kitchen to such extend, i gave up on my life and opened tumblr. Steady 6/10 a little bit over average because caramelized onion.

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What u trynna say 2 me tumbler? As a foodblogger, i get so much luv your servers couldn't even handle the amount of "luv u bae"s.

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Tofu is a good source of protein. We should all be really conciderate of the rainforests and such. 7/11 was an inside job.

Donald Trump

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Side note: this suspicious looking creature tried to eat my traditional japanese sumo-thong tex-mex.

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Time to activate this blog again. And what a welcome back extravaganza we had tonite! A plate full of taco chips and meat and jalapenos and all the usual texmex-shizzle you're supposed to put in it. The sheer amount of cheese on top of it was just too much. It wasn't even funny anymore, just plain sad. As the ancient japanese tex-mex tradition goes, we ate on the floor. Sumo-thongs and all dat...

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Traditional Dijon

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Sorry for my abcense (absence absense... Too lazy to look it up). This was an above average coffee served in a huge cup. Beans from south-America but none of dat "cat-pooped-already-once-eaten-an-digested" type of kopi luWACK shiet. I strongly recommend not using that stuff. 1st of all, it's literally shit & 2ndly those "cats" can as well be rats or pidgeons. Or a coffee farmer. Savour the image. You're welcome.

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Major key of keepin a blog is posting sumthing in it! Jus kno!

Dj Khaled

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Some slimy slimeys with some flubber-type goo. "Mediocre" is the word that springs to my friends mind

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Little mish-mash my friend ate. Daym it looks nasty, maybe that's why he gives it 3/10. Sum dead pigs, sauce & some italian delicacies called "macaroni".