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🖤🤍🪦💚 21 any pronouns

[nadjasvulva]

i am so in love with everything about russian doll im so excited that s2 is probably coming out soon

[cattoru]

“he’s a murderer” to YOU. well to me too but i forgive him<3

[guerrillatech]

[charmac]

This does something indescribable to my brain

[puppydoggraham]

Inside Out if it was filmed inside my head 

[shesnake]

"Fuck these vampires."

Delainey Hayles as Claudia de Pointe du Lac in Interview with the Vampire Part II (2024).

[rona-is-reading]

[SPOILERS FOR MAEVE FLY BY CJ LEEDE]

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰

Mans just needed to search up “how to tell your gf you’re a serial killer without her serial killing you (she is also serial killer)” and all his problems would have been solved

[thyrell]

id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh

[pureguava1-deactivated20220916]

okay but this seems easy as hell? no matter how high youd get, you could easily SMOKE a bowl. you might have the worst high of your life and have an hour long panic attack or whatever, but physically it wouldnt be hard to smoke a bowl. you’d definitely cough and definitely get made fun of by jigsaw but that seems fair compared to railroad spikes to the lungs.

[thyrell]

you'd think so but honestly he's really mean

[crazy-brazilian]

[mas-alexander]

The “just a little something for me” sends me every time

[urbxnfxck]

i think of this every time i'm at a urinal. my bf and i don't even have to say it out loud. if we're in a public restroom together we just know

[angelofdarknessmp3]

we need to kill the hostages

[ptsilenthill]

those are literally all children’s cartoon characters and don’t even count as Butch or canonical lesbians how does this happen

[grimeclown]

Two of them are horses

[chiltonisaquack]

you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over

[localtransvamp-deactivated20241]

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

[ibrayeet]

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

[xhba]

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

[ririthereader]

I have had this queued since December 15th.

[nadjasvulva]

happy bush shoeing anniversary (im scheduling this be posted in a year)

[coochie-cabra-deactivated202212]

If anyone is willing to help with chemo costs at least, I'm about $345 short formy first session. I know I just got help with rent and Nascar back in July (she's doing okay, had her first chemo last week). A little back ground, I have endometrial cancer.

pp: [email protected]

cashapp: $teariche

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

miss lyonne

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

im learning that y’all’s prides never had topless girls and I am so sorry. Our dykes on bikes had women with their tits out and it was marvelous. Praying for y’all 🙏

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

I feel like I have to add that they were very much not given an okay by the city to be topless. They were breaking the law. These women were nipples out on motorcycles and the city of austin could do jack to stop them

[cookinguptales]

so like what are you think the odds that at least one person in the vampire house has fucked Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia’s Greatest Love Machine (etc.)