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You can stretch out a bikini top just by wearing it more often than you should and it fucking sucks

It's like slightly too small.

#lifehacks #it's not a life hack #i have a tube under the strap to increase the band width #i gotta do this for a week straight #why you ask?#bc i'm going to the pool #and i don't have a lot of time #and i'm just trying

fkasocks

#torgal is the best #he has plot armor #he has more plot armor than should be allowed in games and i'm here for it #ff16

During 30 Days of Critters I also did this, there is too many layers here for most people to understand what i still think is a hilarious joke. The promp was "A Slug on Fruit" and a slug is an old letterpress technique, and there's this famous tech company named after a fruit. Mhmhm, and also they used tor run ads with a font extremely similar to this one. Anyways, i laugh.

#i drew this #i designed this #apple #slug #graphic design jokes #like a pun #but not a pun anyone else got #i don't care #i made this for me

In May i drew a bunch of critters, here are a few of my fave ones. I uh didn't finish the prompt at all but I did have fun with the ones I did.

#30 days of critters #art #i drew this #doodles #illustration #they're cute enough

celtiberian-idiot

kathunim

krudman

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30 bucks to get the animation software used to make secret of kells and get away from using adobe animate and their terrible subscription model. Please reblog if you think you know someone who might get some use out of it.

lizardsfromspace

It sucks that people are treating the Reddit blackout as a joke or assuming it's impotent rage over a minor decision bc it's Reddit when like. No, a tech company shutting down access to their API by forcing third-party devs to pay completely unreasonable fees ($12,000 per 50 million API requests, which to the largest third party clients would be tens of millions of dollars) and in the process destroying both accessibility apps and moderation tools is Bad Actually

#It's quite bad #all social media is progressively getting worse

HAHA SICK, my art is on Spotify.

#Five Iron Frenzy #when they find you

I know about the term "Gaming racists" now and it's dumber than i could have imagined bc it was said by a compulsive liar

Like, he just said that and went, "Yeah, this will make me look cool." AND THEN SOME PPL THOUGHT HE WAS COOL.

#that hbomberguy video FUCKED ME UP #it was about roblox #roblox oof #the oof

If your cat meows and you don't meow back do you really love your cat? The answer is no.

dinolich

HALLOWEEN NEVER DIES!!! Preorder my debut graphic novel HELLAWEEN. A fright-fueled horror comedy filled with skateboarding, plastic skeletons, and the power of friendship. Hellaween is truly a labor of love. These characters were first conceived all the way back in 2014 and I’m thrilled to finally share them with you all. Pls reblog and share with your friends!!!

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twistcmyk

funnytwittertweets

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my wife's tags

radiofreederry

Many billionaires have promised this, and mysteriously none of them have actually "given away" enough to keep their coffers from refilling infinitely like clockwork. Charity is a scam. These people need their wealth seized and redistributed, and they don't get to have any say in how that money's used.