N/a

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[psimagnet]

me: i’m staying out of the drama

also me: guess fucking what

[mooglemain]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[internetcultleader]

tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me

[niknak79]

[ruinedchildhood]

I don’t remember that episode of Spongebob…

[ruinedchildhood]

Jimmy is getting real tired of your dumbass sheen.

[maryburgers]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the sign has spoken. the people must prepare the sacrifice. 

[nah9999999]

tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune

me: cool I guess

tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards

me: figures

[brownbbygirl-deactivated2017033]

i look like I be chillin but i be sad lowkey

[sloan-mimosa]

[yondaimektabi]

There are three types of broke

1. “I’m broke” Means you don’t have any money.

2. “Nah man, I’m broke” Means you don’t have money to spend or give to other people.

3. “I’m broke right now” Means you’re saving your money for bigger things.

[black--lamb-blog]

how am i all 3 at the same damn time?

[thexfiles]

i think……. we should cancel 2016

[ruinedchildhood]

[biodegrade]

[pucks-and-fucks-deactivated2017]

[harleyqquinn]

[ruinedchildhood]

this is a kids’ movie about threesomes

[meanplastic]