[fairycosmos]

im not complaining because i expect you to fix anything im complaining to bond with you. omggggg find your hater spirit

[onlyonekenobi]

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

[achillesinhighheels]

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

[kosmogrl]

you’re not irredeemable you just need to go outside and sit in the sun

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[aaaangel444]

[hopeless-servant-in-a-fairy-tale]

Someone said Heated Rivalry looks like those Soviet-Chinese homoerotic propaganda posters and now I can't unseen it.

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[argentinasexogay]

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[konoko]

[stuckinapril]

everyone is replaceable. not me tho i pity anyone who fumbled me

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

[macabrevampire]

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

[traaumatic]

as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst