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[ruinedchildhood]

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

[naturaekos]

You know who’s gonna give you everything? Yourself.

Diane Von Furstenberg (via naturaekos)

[artmilf]

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

[artmilf]

it’s just not gunna happen

[f-yeahtrixiemattel]

[pmvstump]

all my friends are dwayne johnson

[zombieclownz]

Explain

[pmvstump]

they Rock

[comparingmeerkats]

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

[nevver]

[euo]

[officialinternet]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[squashwaffle]

I got this ad for baby monitors.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

I N F A N T   D E T E C T E D

[onion-souls]

W E L C O M E T O M Y R E A L I T Y

[unshrink]

me comforting a friend:

[jumex]

Facebook: these people have birthdays today Me: they can choke

[kaijuno]

[anxietydaddy]

Oh god no. I can’t do this shit again.

[elisamaza]

[intensional]