Everybody lies

Noot noot.

[bbcsherlock]

i dont understand people who never reread a book or rewatch a movie or series. the best art will always improve upon being revisited. girl. let it reveal more of itself to you.

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[the-big-mood]

[milfcastro-deactivated20251208]

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[0v9]

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

[qelflinq]

Good evening ladies where u want to go

[angelicguy]

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

[itsbilby]

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

[angelicguy]

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

[reid-sam]

CHRIS EVANS + that thing he does 

[steelandvibranium]

@venigrantrogers

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[highonlife22-deactivated2026021]

i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person

[charl0ttan]

*gazes at you from my perfect earthly form*

[escuerzoresucitado]

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Takashi Yamazaki's next Godzilla movie has a title and logo: Godzilla Minus Zero.

[iamoutofideas]

goo

[lakemojave]

Not his name

[iamoutofideas]

[freakoutgirl]

in many ways i am still my pretentious 14 year old self which is fine