To: Nas
Subject: A Request from Your Local Town Jester 🤡
Greetings and salutations from the court’s most unhinged, your humble town jester! 🎭
First off, I’d like to say I live for your absolutely feral SMAUs—the way you write with such lovingly disrespectful precision? Chef’s kiss. Truly, a fine blend of art and tomfoolery. I bow to your genius. 🙇♀️
I come bearing a humble, chaotic offering in the form of a request. Should you be open to taking such nonsense from a mere peasant of humor, please consider this:
Picture this—a wild, pre-established-relationship Reader, unhinged yet beloved, sneaks into the quarters of our JJK daddies(Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Higuruma, Kashimo, Sukuna, Toji, Ino (and perhaps a mommy or two (Shoko & Yuki), if the muse strikes you) while they’re blissfully unaware. Sukuna, of course, sleeps on the floor because he’s Too Huge™ for beds, and naturally, he’s butt-naked because “underwear? That's for babies!”
Reader’s mission? Pants heist. Pants are stolen with the swiftness of a rogue squirrel on a sugar rush.
The pantsless wonders wake up to find themselves betrayed by their beloved Reader, who is nowhere to be found.
Toji? Fuming because he just wanted a nap. Sukuna? Angry tsundere noises because his robe is gone, and now the world knows he doesn’t believe in restrictive garments. Gojo? Probably cackling because this is peak entertainment. Higuruma? Silently judging reader but lowkey amused.
They all have to cox the reader out.
Reader eventually appears—pants on their head, swinging the leg parts like an elephant trunk. Reader’s giving "wild circus energy" while the JJK squad reacts accordingly(however you want). Sukuna probably threatens murder (as per usual). Ino? Might join in bcs he's chill like that. Nanami? Woke up from a nightmare so is happy that reader is alive. And Reader? Reader does not care. Reader thrives in the chaos.
Should you find this idea as ridiculous as I do and feel inspired to create, I would be absolutely honored. If not, please feel free to laugh, ignore, or throw tomatoes at me from your digital balcony. 🍅
Your loyal admirer and chaos connoisseur,
The Town Jester 👑
P.S. Sukuna is the perfect example of “a man with no pants but a lot of opinions,” and I think we need to respect that energy.
Please feel free to take any direction you prefer incase you do wish to take it :)
i love this, this made me laugh😭😭. unfortunately i dont have the brains to do everything on here so ill do the part of them waking up pantsless, thank you sm for requesting <3333(i love the way you requested this (˶ˆᗜˆ˵) )
