drsethi:
“Twenty-five cents?! Good God, how can you be sure that it isn’t just urine? Judge me but I don’t think that anything that cheap can be good in America. Even if I drank I wouldn’t take part in that deal. And thank you very much but I live! Don’t you want to save money you would spend on a baby sitter and stay at home?”
"i think i can tell the difference between alcohol and urine---either way one of them better get me where i need to get. haven’t you heard? america is the land of the cheap when it comes to indulging in your bad habits. so that’s what it is huh, you don’t drink. not even long island ice teas? baby sitters need paychecks too. it’s a system i happily participate in. something tells me you’re not a mother or you would understand the concept of mommy’s alone time.”















